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I said you must be joking, son. Where did you get those shoes?
Wife guy. Girl dad.
Wife guy. Girl dad.
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@themikeheld.bsky.social
· Feb 26
if you are unironically using Drumpf or Elmo in the year of our lord 2025, please PLEASE do not follow me.
deck the halls with Yankees Holly
January 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
deck the halls with Yankees Holly
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🎶Jesus rides beside me
He never buys any smokes
Hurry up, hurry up
Ain’t you had enough of this stuff?🎶
He never buys any smokes
Hurry up, hurry up
Ain’t you had enough of this stuff?🎶
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
🎶Jesus rides beside me
He never buys any smokes
Hurry up, hurry up
Ain’t you had enough of this stuff?🎶
He never buys any smokes
Hurry up, hurry up
Ain’t you had enough of this stuff?🎶
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happy birthday to every horse
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
happy birthday to every horse
did I make up a commercial wherein it was revealed that fansville was all a figment of Larry Culpeper's imagination, a la St. Elsewhere?
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
did I make up a commercial wherein it was revealed that fansville was all a figment of Larry Culpeper's imagination, a la St. Elsewhere?
Precious: The Novelization based on Push by Sapphire
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Precious: The Novelization based on Push by Sapphire
Crimson Cried
Check this out: LOL Tide
January 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Crimson Cried
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as a commie hipster i think the most beautiful site in college football is the jma wireless dome in the great football capital of Onondaga, Haudenosaunee
Don't let commie hipsters tell you that this isn't one of the most beautiful sites in college football 🇺🇸
January 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
as a commie hipster i think the most beautiful site in college football is the jma wireless dome in the great football capital of Onondaga, Haudenosaunee
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This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order
Mamdani: "The cost of childcare will no longer discourage young adults from starting a family, because we will deliver universal childcare for the many by taxing the wealthiest few"
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order
Alex said "And Also With You" one too many times
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Alex said "And Also With You" one too many times
the thing is: I don't think this team is good enough in current form for that, even.
I love Aaron Judge, but even if he's merely "Excellent" rather than "has a top 10 offensive season of all time", this team is mediocre at best.
I love Aaron Judge, but even if he's merely "Excellent" rather than "has a top 10 offensive season of all time", this team is mediocre at best.
Hal terrified of moving on from Cashman, Cashman happy to build a team that is “good enough” to reach the postseason. Also “resetting the luxury tax” stuff right before a new CBA is real grifter type shit.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
the thing is: I don't think this team is good enough in current form for that, even.
I love Aaron Judge, but even if he's merely "Excellent" rather than "has a top 10 offensive season of all time", this team is mediocre at best.
I love Aaron Judge, but even if he's merely "Excellent" rather than "has a top 10 offensive season of all time", this team is mediocre at best.
this was the only time he could get a reservation at the table of success.
BREAKING
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
this was the only time he could get a reservation at the table of success.
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Wishing everyone a better 2026. Go Yankees.
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Wishing everyone a better 2026. Go Yankees.
forgot to do this so here's my fast recs:
favorite book this year was Rocket Men by Robert Kerson.
movie: deliver me from nowhere
game: Indiana Jones
show: paradise
album: tisbury's or Craig Finn
favorite book this year was Rocket Men by Robert Kerson.
movie: deliver me from nowhere
game: Indiana Jones
show: paradise
album: tisbury's or Craig Finn
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
forgot to do this so here's my fast recs:
favorite book this year was Rocket Men by Robert Kerson.
movie: deliver me from nowhere
game: Indiana Jones
show: paradise
album: tisbury's or Craig Finn
favorite book this year was Rocket Men by Robert Kerson.
movie: deliver me from nowhere
game: Indiana Jones
show: paradise
album: tisbury's or Craig Finn
the ball I saw drop at midnight was my dog taking a dump.
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
the ball I saw drop at midnight was my dog taking a dump.
the way "everything's computer" simply broke everyone
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
the way "everything's computer" simply broke everyone
ringing out the year with pokemon on twitch: twitch.tv/DippingStyx
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
ringing out the year with pokemon on twitch: twitch.tv/DippingStyx
reminds me of the woman I heard at a UConn game once who said, and I quote, "I'm like, really good at the UConn Cheer"
the UConn Cheer is spelling UConn.
the UConn Cheer is spelling UConn.
Lotta folks here doing the “O-H” cheer and I’m openly asking, “Are 5+
letter words are hard to spell?”
letter words are hard to spell?”
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
reminds me of the woman I heard at a UConn game once who said, and I quote, "I'm like, really good at the UConn Cheer"
the UConn Cheer is spelling UConn.
the UConn Cheer is spelling UConn.
we have solved the housing crisis
December 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
we have solved the housing crisis
for the last time in 2025,
it is New Hat Day, folks.
it is New Hat Day, folks.
December 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
for the last time in 2025,
it is New Hat Day, folks.
it is New Hat Day, folks.
Bridges beating the Celtics in games 1 and 2 absolutely ruled.
Maybe I'm just ground down or have untreated depression but I legitimately can't think of a sports moment that made a lasting, positive impression from 2025. Aaron Judge was awesome but that wasn't a moment. The great vibes from his ALDS homer were immediately erased the next day.
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bridges beating the Celtics in games 1 and 2 absolutely ruled.
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elite things going on in the world of NBA YouTube
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 AM
elite things going on in the world of NBA YouTube
elite things going on in the world of NBA YouTube
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 AM
elite things going on in the world of NBA YouTube
should have been 3 but hell, I'll take a single point.
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
should have been 3 but hell, I'll take a single point.
very cool
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
very cool