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@themikeheld.bsky.social
I said you must be joking, son. Where did you get those shoes?
Wife guy. Girl dad.
Wife guy. Girl dad.
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@themikeheld.bsky.social
· Feb 26
if you are unironically using Drumpf or Elmo in the year of our lord 2025, please PLEASE do not follow me.
woke street journal strikes again
February 18, 2026 at 12:51 PM
woke street journal strikes again
it's say it ain't so but it should be foolish father, or Cleopatra, or Da Vinci, or Back to the Shack.
EWBAITE is a criminally underrated Weezer album. That's the hill I will die on.
EWBAITE is a criminally underrated Weezer album. That's the hill I will die on.
Having a talk with a friend: What do you all think the signature song is for a little band called Weezer?
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
it's say it ain't so but it should be foolish father, or Cleopatra, or Da Vinci, or Back to the Shack.
EWBAITE is a criminally underrated Weezer album. That's the hill I will die on.
EWBAITE is a criminally underrated Weezer album. That's the hill I will die on.
I almost got ejected from a high school swim meet for using a variety of four letter words after an official DQ'd me.
let's hear some more of these Olympic Moments, what's your greatest personal sports-related tantrum
Yinz guys are special writers and always make me laugh.......
This is beyond relatable
I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
This is beyond relatable
I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
February 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I almost got ejected from a high school swim meet for using a variety of four letter words after an official DQ'd me.
greco snowman style
Why are there no winter fighting sports? Like snow wrestling?
February 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
greco snowman style
Not telling Boeheim to buzz off after the succession plan failed is no small reason why they're here.
Combined with the aggro penalties in 2015, it absolutely wrecked the program.
Combined with the aggro penalties in 2015, it absolutely wrecked the program.
Let’s make one thing crystal clear because I’m starting to see a lot of terrible takes.
Leaving the Big East did not make Syracuse Basketball bad
A mix of terrible coaching, poor recruiting and abysmal talent development, combined with an inability at the admin level to change made Syracuse bad
Leaving the Big East did not make Syracuse Basketball bad
A mix of terrible coaching, poor recruiting and abysmal talent development, combined with an inability at the admin level to change made Syracuse bad
February 17, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Not telling Boeheim to buzz off after the succession plan failed is no small reason why they're here.
Combined with the aggro penalties in 2015, it absolutely wrecked the program.
Combined with the aggro penalties in 2015, it absolutely wrecked the program.
at least we have mens lacrosse??? and also women's basketball, kind of?
February 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
at least we have mens lacrosse??? and also women's basketball, kind of?
aquarium babby content
February 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
aquarium babby content
Vacation means catching up on fantastic four and happy to report, once again, that @ryannorth.ca just gets the first family as well as anyone else in the last 60 years.
February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Vacation means catching up on fantastic four and happy to report, once again, that @ryannorth.ca just gets the first family as well as anyone else in the last 60 years.
happy presidents day to my President
February 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
happy presidents day to my President
ownership locked out the rest of The Fray and Vertical Horizon, sad.
February 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
ownership locked out the rest of The Fray and Vertical Horizon, sad.
Wolves about to have a bottom 5 season in prem history and fuck around and win FA cup
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wolves about to have a bottom 5 season in prem history and fuck around and win FA cup
Civ's V and VI, XCom 2
Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Civ's V and VI, XCom 2
final deckstination
We have a Final Destination situation going on under the deck
February 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
final deckstination
I've probably told this story here, but Herm came to one of my classes to speak. I couldn't tell you a thing he said, with the exception of:
he continually referred to himself in the third person, and, on at least 5 separate occasions, he used the phrase "Herm Frazier don't give a damn"
he continually referred to himself in the third person, and, on at least 5 separate occasions, he used the phrase "Herm Frazier don't give a damn"
Herman Frazier retires, leaving Syracuse without its top 2 athletics leaders www.syracuse.com/orangebasket...
Herman Frazier retires, leaving Syracuse without its top 2 athletics leaders
Herman Frazier, SU's senior deputy athletic director, is retiring after 15 years at the school.
www.syracuse.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I've probably told this story here, but Herm came to one of my classes to speak. I couldn't tell you a thing he said, with the exception of:
he continually referred to himself in the third person, and, on at least 5 separate occasions, he used the phrase "Herm Frazier don't give a damn"
he continually referred to himself in the third person, and, on at least 5 separate occasions, he used the phrase "Herm Frazier don't give a damn"
I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, Valentine's Day
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, Valentine's Day
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*extremely NOT forgetful voice* Folks,
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
*extremely NOT forgetful voice* Folks,
February 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
THE CUSE IS IN THE HOUSE, OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
CUSE LAX BAY BAY
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
THE CUSE IS IN THE HOUSE, OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
No Kings, call that a royal scam
Baritown
Steely Don thinks CBS was too Deacon blue, but night fly Bari’s shift to MAGA pretzel logic and a quack Dr. Wu isn’t exactly reeling in the viewers. How long till kid Dokoupil gets the news, drinks his Big Black Cow, and gets out of here?
by Maureen Dowd
Steely Don thinks CBS was too Deacon blue, but night fly Bari’s shift to MAGA pretzel logic and a quack Dr. Wu isn’t exactly reeling in the viewers. How long till kid Dokoupil gets the news, drinks his Big Black Cow, and gets out of here?
by Maureen Dowd
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
No Kings, call that a royal scam
going on vacation next weeek and now have to do the impossible:
figure out which hats to bring
figure out which hats to bring
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
going on vacation next weeek and now have to do the impossible:
figure out which hats to bring
figure out which hats to bring
my weight loss goal is entirely to get this number to fit
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
my weight loss goal is entirely to get this number to fit
feel like shit, just want him back
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
feel like shit, just want him back
no Kings but Bernard
February 13, 2026 at 12:46 PM
no Kings but Bernard
super bowl title and a birthday in a week.
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
super bowl title and a birthday in a week.