Enjoyer of Hats
@themikeheld.bsky.social
I said you must be joking, son. Where did you get those shoes?
Wife guy. Girl dad.
Wife guy. Girl dad.
feeling Seen by Jon Stewart
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
feeling Seen by Jon Stewart
happy big yellow asshole coat szn
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
happy big yellow asshole coat szn
FOR A DOLLAR NAME A NET
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
FOR A DOLLAR NAME A NET
my grandma, who is in the memory wing of her nursing home, and generally doesn't know who I am, is going viral on tiktok somehow
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
my grandma, who is in the memory wing of her nursing home, and generally doesn't know who I am, is going viral on tiktok somehow
I need a wealthy benefactor to help me with this one.
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I need a wealthy benefactor to help me with this one.
the only guy to do it like him
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the only guy to do it like him
there's not enough hell, fire and brimstones to solve this problem.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
there's not enough hell, fire and brimstones to solve this problem.
looking so outrageous
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
looking so outrageous
this is a frappe about a boy, a girl and a horse
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
this is a frappe about a boy, a girl and a horse
election day, always a big day for my close personal friend, steve kornacki
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
election day, always a big day for my close personal friend, steve kornacki
"the sandwich exploded, cotton. i could smell the onions and mustard."
"right you are, pepper"
"right you are, pepper"
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"the sandwich exploded, cotton. i could smell the onions and mustard."
"right you are, pepper"
"right you are, pepper"
*extremely john madden voice*
Now he's struck me with the sandwich
Now he's struck me with the sandwich
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
*extremely john madden voice*
Now he's struck me with the sandwich
Now he's struck me with the sandwich
let's give it up for this hat pin, folks.
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
let's give it up for this hat pin, folks.