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I said you must be joking, son. Where did you get those shoes?

Wife guy. Girl dad.
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if you are unironically using Drumpf or Elmo in the year of our lord 2025, please PLEASE do not follow me.
Jalen Brunson should run for Senate in 2030
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
feeling Seen by Jon Stewart
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
happy big yellow asshole coat szn
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Mike, should the Giants hire Ron Dayne as head coach? I'll hang up and listen.
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
congrats to future giants head coach Kevin Gilbride!
I have no idea who the Giants will hire, they will probably also suck, but at least I'll get to be disappointed by a fresh new guy. Can I get a hell yeah
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I have no idea who the Giants will hire, they will probably also suck, but at least I'll get to be disappointed by a fresh new guy. Can I get a hell yeah
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
and it's not bowen, what a day
@AdamSchefter tweeted
Giants OC Mike Kafka will be the interim head coach, per source.
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
here's hoping he paid off the Big Truck loan already.
HELL YEAH BABY LETS FUCKIN GOOOO
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.

Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Schefter reported Daboll fired.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
to have the job security of shane bowen
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Me watching Mohamed Diawara hit TWO jumpers in garbage time:
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Dems are gonna collapse on the anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The Khan Has Spoken
This is not a deal — it's an empty promise.

Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families.

Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Senate reaches deal on ending the shutdown
Democrats are coalescing around a bipartisan agreement to fund the government.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
FOR A DOLLAR NAME A NET
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
is this a "yes on cloture, no on the actual bill" situation?
*SCHUMER SAYS HE IS VOTING 'NO' ON GOP BILL
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
NEVER NERVOUS
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
my grandma, who is in the memory wing of her nursing home, and generally doesn't know who I am, is going viral on tiktok somehow
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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This message on the scoreboard from the Charlotte Checkers to one of their fans is absolutely absurd. Do we think Noah's wife has a name?
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM