Emily
@themerriest.bsky.social
Aspiring starving poet. Weird mom. Oversharing on the internet since 1999. She/her. Let's be pen pals: https://overshare.beehiiv.com
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Emily
@themerriest.bsky.social
· Jun 30
Get in the slide with me, we’re doing MySpace angle selfies.
I am soul-crushingly sad about the state of the world.
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I am soul-crushingly sad about the state of the world.
Have a person in your life who can call queso dinner. A pound of Velveeta, a pound of ground beef, a can of Rotel, chips chips chips, food coma into bedtime.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Have a person in your life who can call queso dinner. A pound of Velveeta, a pound of ground beef, a can of Rotel, chips chips chips, food coma into bedtime.
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Today I started crying as a Walmart employee asked me what my lost purse looked like and the thing that I had to choke out through tears was, “Like a piece of toast with a—with—with a pat of butter on ittttt.”
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Today I started crying as a Walmart employee asked me what my lost purse looked like and the thing that I had to choke out through tears was, “Like a piece of toast with a—with—with a pat of butter on ittttt.”
Bear, 8, squeezing my arm: Hey, that looks fat!
Me, giggling: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Bear: Good. It means you must have ate some food. And you’re healthy.
Me, giggling: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Bear: Good. It means you must have ate some food. And you’re healthy.
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Bear, 8, squeezing my arm: Hey, that looks fat!
Me, giggling: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Bear: Good. It means you must have ate some food. And you’re healthy.
Me, giggling: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Bear: Good. It means you must have ate some food. And you’re healthy.
The world is bad, but a tiny bit of your money could do some good.
It's Thursday and I'm at $20/150 (but really $200) goal for the week. Please, please, please, please share if you can't help. I've tried everything I can to find work or get mutual aid and nothing is working. I have NO safety net.
Venmo is MirandaBrave if you'd like to prevent the fee.
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February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The world is bad, but a tiny bit of your money could do some good.
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The fact that Houston/Dallas beef exists even on death row is the most Texas thing ever.
"I'm innocent. I can prove it."
Charles Flores, a wrongfully convicted football fan, is running out of time. I visited him in Texas for the one hour of the day when he's not in solitary confinement, to talk about life on death row — a decade after the real killer went free: youtu.be/0-GnKLFY_Gc?...
Charles Flores, a wrongfully convicted football fan, is running out of time. I visited him in Texas for the one hour of the day when he's not in solitary confinement, to talk about life on death row — a decade after the real killer went free: youtu.be/0-GnKLFY_Gc?...
Watching Football on Death Row — with a Wrongfully Convicted Man | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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February 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
The fact that Houston/Dallas beef exists even on death row is the most Texas thing ever.
📦 b o x T i m e 📦
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 AM
📦 b o x T i m e 📦
The only thing I eat from now on is our house special: GF cheese pizza with gyro meat, cherry tomatoes, red onions, and roasted tomato labneh.
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The only thing I eat from now on is our house special: GF cheese pizza with gyro meat, cherry tomatoes, red onions, and roasted tomato labneh.
You: It’s okay. Go to your happy place.
Me:
Me:
burning CDs of just AIM sounds
February 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
You: It’s okay. Go to your happy place.
Me:
Me:
The plot of Speed but instead of a bus, it’s The Decemberists, and instead of going below 55 mph, it’s singing about the sea.
February 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The plot of Speed but instead of a bus, it’s The Decemberists, and instead of going below 55 mph, it’s singing about the sea.
Pleasing.
Happy perfect grid February to all those who celebrate
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Pleasing.
Death, taxes, and the ambient temperature of IKEA being juuuust warm enough that you start to lose your mind by the time you get to the warehouse level.
January 31, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Death, taxes, and the ambient temperature of IKEA being juuuust warm enough that you start to lose your mind by the time you get to the warehouse level.
ilu so much, let’s log off
January 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
ilu so much, let’s log off
This is, quite literally, me. I Googled it this morning.
Confession: up until now, I thought a Butlerian Jihad was somehow related to Judith Butler and had no idea it was a thing from Dune
January 29, 2026 at 9:58 PM
This is, quite literally, me. I Googled it this morning.
A perfect blog to read over breakfast if you know nothing about the climbing man.
open.substack.com/pub/idiotsco...
open.substack.com/pub/idiotsco...
would you rather be Alex Honnold or stay at home
this is your path
open.substack.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 PM
A perfect blog to read over breakfast if you know nothing about the climbing man.
open.substack.com/pub/idiotsco...
open.substack.com/pub/idiotsco...
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Puzzle makers make choices about humor, about common knowledge, etc. what choices are the games you play making?
And how and where does the money flow? Ask these questions about the puzzles and games you play.
Happily, there are many great puzzle outlets with ethical sensibilities.
And how and where does the money flow? Ask these questions about the puzzles and games you play.
Happily, there are many great puzzle outlets with ethical sensibilities.
January 27, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Met the Night Hag this morning. She seems nice.
January 25, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Met the Night Hag this morning. She seems nice.
Drifting off to sleep on the couch (because in THIS house we quarantine) and I smell ketchup but do not see ketchup, and please fog don’t let me wake up with it in my hair, amen.
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Drifting off to sleep on the couch (because in THIS house we quarantine) and I smell ketchup but do not see ketchup, and please fog don’t let me wake up with it in my hair, amen.
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January 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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I have so many words muted and I just took Nyquil. Only the abstract posts are getting in and there isn’t enough brain power to decode them.
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I have so many words muted and I just took Nyquil. Only the abstract posts are getting in and there isn’t enough brain power to decode them.
I saw the tv glow scream dot gif
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I saw the tv glow scream dot gif
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You don’t have to tell me Idle Hands rules, I know Idle Hands rules, it has Dragula and Static X on the soundtrack, we’re on Bluesky we’re all the exact age to recognize Idle Hands as the classic that it is
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
You don’t have to tell me Idle Hands rules, I know Idle Hands rules, it has Dragula and Static X on the soundtrack, we’re on Bluesky we’re all the exact age to recognize Idle Hands as the classic that it is
I don’t ever need Isaac Mizrahi to know a single fact.
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I don’t ever need Isaac Mizrahi to know a single fact.