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Emily
@themerriest.bsky.social
Aspiring starving poet. Weird mom. Oversharing on the internet since 1999. She/her. Let's be pen pals: https://overshare.beehiiv.com
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Get in the slide with me, we’re doing MySpace angle selfies.
how do you do, fellow kids?
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Is there anything funnier in the entire universe than a class on writer’s block getting cancelled because the teacher no-showed?
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Teacher notes: “Good day. Bear told us he would like to quit school and get a desk job.”
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sorry I’m baby.
You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin

Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I had to parallel park downtown and it gave me an actual migraine.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You thought spooky season was over? Well this haunted carrot that just came out of Clem’s backpack would like to have a word.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m going to die mad about this.
These motherfuckers. We’re all out here giving money we don’t have to local food banks, taking care of our communities as best we can & with as much wealth and power as they have, they can’t even hold the fucking line with their votes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
These motherfuckers. We’re all out here giving money we don’t have to local food banks, taking care of our communities as best we can & with as much wealth and power as they have, they can’t even hold the fucking line with their votes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
”My rebrand is going really well because my name is Billy. I’m no longer Bear, I’m Billy, so it’s time to leave my basics behind.”
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I can smell this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Bows seem to be the 2025 holiday trend and I hate that I’ve been able to ascertain this before the ides of November.
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 AM
La petite mort but it’s just a nap before bedtime.
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
A marriage in four texts:
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Goal-setting app said TRANS RIGHTS.
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If I get taken out by election violence, please don’t tell my mother I was dropping off my ballot without a bra.
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Just got this week’s word in 6 guesses, gonna go see if I can fly.
Made some updates to little word guessing game. farmcow.app. Cosine similarity is now done locally to reduce latency, and the combinations don't include the answer. Pretty fun, pretty silly.
Farm Cow | Word Association Game
Global vector embedding powered word association game. Work to determine the word of the week based on words and combinations.
farmcow.app
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Steak for dinner. Clem got a blanket and a bottle of water and made herself a picnic in the living room.
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Picked one kid up from the school nurse at 8:30 and the second at 11:30, god’s strongest solider.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
November 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sometimes a post is so good it’s time to log off.
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
18 hours since my phone broke and my life is in shambles.
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’ve gotten married in 2.
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Clementine’s current radio request is the cover of Lola by The Raincoats and I would just like it on record that I didn’t force that taste on her. I wasn’t even cool enough to know about The Raincoats until like a month ago.
October 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sexy roll d6
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I mask at work but I also have a bespoke germ subscription from the local elementary school. Delivered daily from the bus in front of our house. 💀
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM