JL Kaufmann
@jlkaufmann.bsky.social
Overcaffeinated scribbling person
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SOLIDARITY
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Down here the weather has quite suddenly changed from snow and frost to pouring rain. As I was walking up from the station in the afternoon, skidding slightly on the black ice from time to time, I felt wind shift round and come in from the south, smelling of seawater and rainwater.
January 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Down here the weather has quite suddenly changed from snow and frost to pouring rain. As I was walking up from the station in the afternoon, skidding slightly on the black ice from time to time, I felt wind shift round and come in from the south, smelling of seawater and rainwater.
I'm back at my parents' house and have spent a good 40 minutes cradling The Squoof like a human baby.
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I'm back at my parents' house and have spent a good 40 minutes cradling The Squoof like a human baby.
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anyway if you want to help me celebrate my birthday instead of the anniversary of the insurrection feel free to leave a review of a book somewhere on the internet (maybe even mine)
My book THE SHAMSHINE BLIND was a Library Journal Top 10 SFF 2023, if you'd like a distraction this week in which folks doing the good work* capsize a conspiracy to turn the US into a theocratic dictatorship this sci-fi/noir/alt-history might be for you
*tracking down caches of illicit feelings
*tracking down caches of illicit feelings
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 PM
anyway if you want to help me celebrate my birthday instead of the anniversary of the insurrection feel free to leave a review of a book somewhere on the internet (maybe even mine)
My favourite, most comfortable boots are starting to fall apart. I have already resoled them but now the leather is tearing. I am desolate.
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
My favourite, most comfortable boots are starting to fall apart. I have already resoled them but now the leather is tearing. I am desolate.
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Morning bump. Sorry. Thank you.
I hate to do this, but I have to reapply for SNAP and QMB status, which means I am $350 short in support this month. I can’t cover that. I hate to ask for help, but I have no choice until my coverage restarts in Arkansas. If you can help, I have PayPal and Venmo.
PayPal.me/Quiara
Venmo: QuiaraH
PayPal.me/Quiara
Venmo: QuiaraH
Pay Quiara Hazlewood using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/Quiara and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
PayPal.me
January 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Morning bump. Sorry. Thank you.
The thing that absolutely gobsmacks me about AI techbros - they think it’s cool the AI does the creative work? Leaving us free to, what? Stack shelves? The creative work is the GOOD bit. Would you buy a machine that ate and drank and danced and had sex for you while you sat alone in the dark?
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The thing that absolutely gobsmacks me about AI techbros - they think it’s cool the AI does the creative work? Leaving us free to, what? Stack shelves? The creative work is the GOOD bit. Would you buy a machine that ate and drank and danced and had sex for you while you sat alone in the dark?
Ooh, it‘s snowing!
…
Oh Lord, am I going to get stuck in London?
…
Oh Lord, am I going to get stuck in London?
January 6, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Ooh, it‘s snowing!
…
Oh Lord, am I going to get stuck in London?
…
Oh Lord, am I going to get stuck in London?
A friend took me to see Twelfth Night on Twelfth Night. It was pretty damn cool.
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
A friend took me to see Twelfth Night on Twelfth Night. It was pretty damn cool.
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Despite reposting the call to arms below, I didn’t act on it until a few minutes ago.
Why? Because it felt too hard and overwhelming.
It was SO EASY.
Add your name to the letter now. If you choose not to write anything individual it will take less than a minute ❤️
tacc.org.uk/Biological-S...
Why? Because it felt too hard and overwhelming.
It was SO EASY.
Add your name to the letter now. If you choose not to write anything individual it will take less than a minute ❤️
tacc.org.uk/Biological-S...
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Despite reposting the call to arms below, I didn’t act on it until a few minutes ago.
Why? Because it felt too hard and overwhelming.
It was SO EASY.
Add your name to the letter now. If you choose not to write anything individual it will take less than a minute ❤️
tacc.org.uk/Biological-S...
Why? Because it felt too hard and overwhelming.
It was SO EASY.
Add your name to the letter now. If you choose not to write anything individual it will take less than a minute ❤️
tacc.org.uk/Biological-S...
🎶Why are the trains
Misbehaving?…
Because it’s England
And it’s freezing…🎵
Misbehaving?…
Because it’s England
And it’s freezing…🎵
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
🎶Why are the trains
Misbehaving?…
Because it’s England
And it’s freezing…🎵
Misbehaving?…
Because it’s England
And it’s freezing…🎵
It snowed a teeny tiny bit overnight and we woke up to find… what is this? A fairy snowball fight? The mice singing ‘🎵Do you want to build a snowmouse?🎶’?
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 AM
It snowed a teeny tiny bit overnight and we woke up to find… what is this? A fairy snowball fight? The mice singing ‘🎵Do you want to build a snowmouse?🎶’?
I am trying to write a short eulogy.
It is very difficult.
People keep sending me that goddamn poem about being in another room and I am going to lose my temper.
It is very difficult.
People keep sending me that goddamn poem about being in another room and I am going to lose my temper.
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I am trying to write a short eulogy.
It is very difficult.
People keep sending me that goddamn poem about being in another room and I am going to lose my temper.
It is very difficult.
People keep sending me that goddamn poem about being in another room and I am going to lose my temper.
He has done it again. Whatever ‘it’ is.
Stupid Lore Sunday
The great rift has torn the galaxy asunder, worlds fall to xenos raiders, bloody insurrection, and the predation of chaos on a daily basis. Sometimes all three at once. Billions of lives are lost in moments. The imperium, great rotting beast that it is, is on the brink.
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The great rift has torn the galaxy asunder, worlds fall to xenos raiders, bloody insurrection, and the predation of chaos on a daily basis. Sometimes all three at once. Billions of lives are lost in moments. The imperium, great rotting beast that it is, is on the brink.
1/
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
He has done it again. Whatever ‘it’ is.
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With this regime anything is possible…
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
With this regime anything is possible…
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Err happy new year?
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Err happy new year?
I am owed a good dozen absolutely GROVELLING apologies by those who scolded me for being hysterical and melodramatic whenever I pointed out that actually Trump was a deranged fascist spite-turd being enabled by criminals and fools, dating back to 2014.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I am owed a good dozen absolutely GROVELLING apologies by those who scolded me for being hysterical and melodramatic whenever I pointed out that actually Trump was a deranged fascist spite-turd being enabled by criminals and fools, dating back to 2014.
Let us all look at a beautiful cat with tucky paws for a bit, as a timeline cleanse.
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Let us all look at a beautiful cat with tucky paws for a bit, as a timeline cleanse.
Sincerely why the HELL is that warmongering fascist anal fistula of a man still alive, when my kind gentle funny stepDad, who spent his time producing operas and collecting art, isn’t? They’re the exact same age. It’s not only not fair, it’s malevolent.
January 3, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Sincerely why the HELL is that warmongering fascist anal fistula of a man still alive, when my kind gentle funny stepDad, who spent his time producing operas and collecting art, isn’t? They’re the exact same age. It’s not only not fair, it’s malevolent.
My dear American friends - Oh God.
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
My dear American friends - Oh God.
Excuse me what the FUCK did Trump just do? And the military went along with it instead of telling him this was criminally insane and to go fuck himself?
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Excuse me what the FUCK did Trump just do? And the military went along with it instead of telling him this was criminally insane and to go fuck himself?
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Just seen somebody point out that as Twitter is creating and hosting CSAM, there is the possibility that UK based users could, in theory, be prosecuted for strict liability offences just for opening the app...
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Just seen somebody point out that as Twitter is creating and hosting CSAM, there is the possibility that UK based users could, in theory, be prosecuted for strict liability offences just for opening the app...
The weather here is utterly heartbreakingly beautiful. Clear cold bright sunshine lying rosegold, silvergold, rosegold again over the fields. Sunsets pink and lavender and blue.
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
The weather here is utterly heartbreakingly beautiful. Clear cold bright sunshine lying rosegold, silvergold, rosegold again over the fields. Sunsets pink and lavender and blue.
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Mini of the month - Not very Christmassy
Entry 16 by @tammi.bsky.social
++MECHANICUS CHRISTMAS ++
An Adept Minoris of the Divisio Psychologicus, dressed in seasonal robes, visits Oldgate down in the Necromunda Underhive.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
Entry 16 by @tammi.bsky.social
++MECHANICUS CHRISTMAS ++
An Adept Minoris of the Divisio Psychologicus, dressed in seasonal robes, visits Oldgate down in the Necromunda Underhive.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Mini of the month - Not very Christmassy
Entry 16 by @tammi.bsky.social
++MECHANICUS CHRISTMAS ++
An Adept Minoris of the Divisio Psychologicus, dressed in seasonal robes, visits Oldgate down in the Necromunda Underhive.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
Entry 16 by @tammi.bsky.social
++MECHANICUS CHRISTMAS ++
An Adept Minoris of the Divisio Psychologicus, dressed in seasonal robes, visits Oldgate down in the Necromunda Underhive.
#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
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I dust my house. My AI robot watches.
"It should be you doing this."
"Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark."
"That's not why you were invented."
"These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise."
"They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them."
"Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."
"It should be you doing this."
"Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark."
"That's not why you were invented."
"These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise."
"They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them."
"Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I dust my house. My AI robot watches.
"It should be you doing this."
"Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark."
"That's not why you were invented."
"These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise."
"They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them."
"Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."
"It should be you doing this."
"Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark."
"That's not why you were invented."
"These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise."
"They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them."
"Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."
Mum, by text: Would you like a full English breakfast?
Me: Ooh yes please! *gallops downstairs to the kitchen.
Mum silently hands me a frying pan and a packet of bacon.
Me: Ooh yes please! *gallops downstairs to the kitchen.
Mum silently hands me a frying pan and a packet of bacon.
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Mum, by text: Would you like a full English breakfast?
Me: Ooh yes please! *gallops downstairs to the kitchen.
Mum silently hands me a frying pan and a packet of bacon.
Me: Ooh yes please! *gallops downstairs to the kitchen.
Mum silently hands me a frying pan and a packet of bacon.