Goldstein, Frankincense, and Myrrh
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Tell me that you’re a middle-aged white man living in the USA without saying it…
My mistake has been trying to explain what "fascism" is to people who don't care what it is.
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tell me that you’re a middle-aged white man living in the USA without saying it…
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Kids: Can we have pizza tonight?
Me: Sure. Why not?
Kids: Yay, Domino’s!
Me: Fuck is wrong with you two?
Me: Sure. Why not?
Kids: Yay, Domino’s!
Me: Fuck is wrong with you two?
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Kids: Can we have pizza tonight?
Me: Sure. Why not?
Kids: Yay, Domino’s!
Me: Fuck is wrong with you two?
Me: Sure. Why not?
Kids: Yay, Domino’s!
Me: Fuck is wrong with you two?
Annnnnd just like that, I’m Whammed. 13 fucking November.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Annnnnd just like that, I’m Whammed. 13 fucking November.
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If he does run I really hope his campaign slogan is "Chaos with Ed Miliband".
Verdict of one Labour grandee I just bumped into: “Ed Miliband is the person most likely to be the most next Prime Minister”.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If he does run I really hope his campaign slogan is "Chaos with Ed Miliband".
describe your cat’s personality with one photo
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
describe your cat’s personality with one photo
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The vote capitulation was all about protecting Black Friday and the stock portfolios of people with money.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The vote capitulation was all about protecting Black Friday and the stock portfolios of people with money.
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"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
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Explain a film plot badly:
A man tries to get his rug cleaned and goes bowling.
A man tries to get his rug cleaned and goes bowling.
Explain a film plot badly:
Two detectives fail to catch a biblical serial killer & one of the detectives doesn’t need a divorce at the end.
Two detectives fail to catch a biblical serial killer & one of the detectives doesn’t need a divorce at the end.
Explain a film plot badly:
Bunch of reporters fail to discover name of a sled.
Bunch of reporters fail to discover name of a sled.
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
A man tries to get his rug cleaned and goes bowling.
A man tries to get his rug cleaned and goes bowling.
I feel like setting someone on fire today, but can’t remember why. Is that a bad thing?
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I feel like setting someone on fire today, but can’t remember why. Is that a bad thing?
Hot take: It doesn’t matter how many people are in the choir, National anthems have no place at the start of sporting events.
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hot take: It doesn’t matter how many people are in the choir, National anthems have no place at the start of sporting events.
One hundred and thirteen years that Canadians have been bragging about burning that fucker down and you literally elect a cheesy poof to do worse to it than we ever did. Ugh.
MAYBE THE NATIONAL GUARD SHOULD BE STOPPING TRUMP FROM LITERALLY TEARING DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE?!?
October 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
One hundred and thirteen years that Canadians have been bragging about burning that fucker down and you literally elect a cheesy poof to do worse to it than we ever did. Ugh.
I feel like I’ve seen this movie before.
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I feel like I’ve seen this movie before.
How sad that this has to happen, but thank Moses that it did. I’m so glad my girls are getting to grow up away from all this hate towards them.
4. Protecting Jewish communities
Labour announced record funding for security around synagogues and Jewish schools.
Stats show religious hate crime at highest ever levels, with Jewish people most targeted.
Labour announced record funding for security around synagogues and Jewish schools.
Stats show religious hate crime at highest ever levels, with Jewish people most targeted.
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
How sad that this has to happen, but thank Moses that it did. I’m so glad my girls are getting to grow up away from all this hate towards them.
Life During Wartime by DJ Tunez
Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Life During Wartime by DJ Tunez
I am sick to fucking death of catching Covid.
Wait. I may have worded that wrong. But still.
Wait. I may have worded that wrong. But still.
October 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I am sick to fucking death of catching Covid.
Wait. I may have worded that wrong. But still.
Wait. I may have worded that wrong. But still.
Finally found out who created this meme. Nice one, Nick.
October 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Finally found out who created this meme. Nice one, Nick.
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I hate when people on Married At First Sight etc say "I want someone who's really close to their family." That's not something you can control! It's not a red flag about me that I'm not close to my family, I would be if they were sane!
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I hate when people on Married At First Sight etc say "I want someone who's really close to their family." That's not something you can control! It's not a red flag about me that I'm not close to my family, I would be if they were sane!
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As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.
"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.
Fuck you - fuck you again.
"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.
Fuck you - fuck you again.
Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds
Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.
local12.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.
"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.
Fuck you - fuck you again.
"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.
Fuck you - fuck you again.
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We utterly condemn what appears to have been an arson attack on a mosque in Peacehaven.
October 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
We utterly condemn what appears to have been an arson attack on a mosque in Peacehaven.
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That Frank Wilhoit quote seems as if it always applies though I still don't know who he is.
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect".
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect".
October 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
That Frank Wilhoit quote seems as if it always applies though I still don't know who he is.
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect".
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect".
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We don't know exactly what happened, and if the guy hadn't tried to blow the synagogue up in the first place, those people would still be alive. This is still on him. But also, cops accidentally shooting people is definitely bad and we shouldn't pretend it isn't.
October 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
We don't know exactly what happened, and if the guy hadn't tried to blow the synagogue up in the first place, those people would still be alive. This is still on him. But also, cops accidentally shooting people is definitely bad and we shouldn't pretend it isn't.
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They are so fucking *weird*, man.
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
October 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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