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Art Vandelay
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Ex-Assistant to the Traveling Secretary of the New York Yankees. If they had listened to me the new uniforms would have never been an issue.
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The only ridealong I actively encouraged was Brad Lander, because I love Brad Lander and was so excited to have him. So you’ll have to forgive me that one
February 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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We goosed ‘em a little, OK?
Little Buff Boys grow up to be little buff men sometimes. @ityslmemes.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Little Buff Boys grow up to be little buff men sometimes. @ityslmemes.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books.

She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it.

It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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what a shot
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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tfw you leave Plato’s cave

awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Evangelical Christian republicans
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Republicans don't want anyone to take away their guns, even after mass shootings in schools.

But they want to take away people's whistles.
February 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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4:00 start pork!
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Federal agents cornered Marimar Martinez, shot her several times, boasted about it, arrested her, lied about her to the public and in the police report, and falsely charged her with assaulting them.

Now the government wants to keep evidence of their lies secret to protect these agents' "privacy."
DeWald cites "privacy interests" for an "agent number 3" and his body worn camera as one of the govt's concerns over making the case material piblic, among other issues.
January 29, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Days after the killing of Renee Good, Stephen Miller and DHS began bragging that ICE agents have immunity from being held accountable.

There's a bill sitting in Congress that would end that immunity - and Democrats could right now use their sudden leverage to force its passage.

Pass it on.
How Dems Could End Immunity For ICE Agents
Steven Miller and DHS are bragging that ICE agents have immunity. Democratic senators could change that by conditioning their votes on passage of a bill already in Congress.
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January 28, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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If you work for DHS and hate your boss / leadership, you have the chance to do the funniest thing.

Be a legend
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Id like to repeat this again Fuck @cnn.com
HOW IT WORKS IN MOVIES:

1. Government lies

2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth

3. Press says “the government is lying!”

HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE

1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth

2. Government lies

3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”
A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shooting
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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Transcendent.

Fuck you, I won't do as you told me....
Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds playing CSNY’s “Ohio” with a little “Killing in the Name Of” thrown in.
January 25, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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We all saw the video.

The CBP agent assaulted a women by shoving her to the ground. Then assaulted Pretti twice by pepper spraying him as he helped her up. Then assaulted him again by throwing him to the ground.

Then assaulted him repeatedly on the ground.

And then they shot him.
BASH: It feels as though you're blaming the victim here

BOVINO: The victims are the Border Patrol agents. I'm not blaming the Border Patrol agents. The victims are the Border Patrol agents.
January 25, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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the siege on MN is where you really see the west bank occupation tactics on us soil.

constant militarized ice presence on the streets. illegal detentions, killing ppl trying to defend their neighbors & labeling them terrorists.

fascism is colonialism turned inward. it’s here.
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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The statement from Alex Pretti’s parents is just “tell the government to stop telling smirking, transparent lies about why it killed our son” which feels like a new low for our nation. This president and his toadies have brought us to our knees and must be driven out
January 25, 2026 at 1:22 AM