TheJezzers
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Grandfather, web developer, parkrunner, mediocre classical guitarist, expat Pomgolian living in the Bay of Plenty, New Zealand.
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EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
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Saudi Arabia’s Prince Has Big Plans, but His Giant Fund Is Low on Cash
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Trump's rants against Democrats have inspired everything from death threats and pipe bombs to the January 6th assault on the Capitol.
This is a time to take him literally and seriously.
This is a time to take him literally and seriously.
Important: House Dem leaders just said Trump's call for execution of Dems has prompted them to contact US Capitol Police and House Sergeant at Arms to "ensure the safety of these members and their families."
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
Treat Trump like an unhinged menace. He's weak and in deep political trouble. Don't let up.
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Trump's rants against Democrats have inspired everything from death threats and pipe bombs to the January 6th assault on the Capitol.
This is a time to take him literally and seriously.
This is a time to take him literally and seriously.
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One thing Musk and Trump have in common is their desperate need to be loved—but neither of them understand what love is, so they have to settle for the kind of hyperbolic sycophancy that would make any minimally self-aware person cringe. It’d be pitiable, if they deserved pity.
Oh my god; Grok is Elon Musk’s AI-Powered Perpetual Wank Machine and Elon Musk himself is such a weak and desperate piece of shit, running entirely on the fumes of a lifelong masculinity panic, that he actually thought allowing this to happen, in public, was a good idea.
My dude, it was not.
My dude, it was not.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
One thing Musk and Trump have in common is their desperate need to be loved—but neither of them understand what love is, so they have to settle for the kind of hyperbolic sycophancy that would make any minimally self-aware person cringe. It’d be pitiable, if they deserved pity.
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Trump now says that to rebel against the authority of the state is a DEATH PENALTY offense. And who determines rebellion? Why he does of course. Can it get any worse?
Of course it can.
Of course it can.
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Trump now says that to rebel against the authority of the state is a DEATH PENALTY offense. And who determines rebellion? Why he does of course. Can it get any worse?
Of course it can.
Of course it can.
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Remember when Republicans and corporate media lost their minds over Charlie Kirk's murder, which was allegedly done by Tyler Robinson, and somehow blamed "the left" for their rhetoric?
But Trump outright saying Democrats should be executed is fine.
Cool.
But Trump outright saying Democrats should be executed is fine.
Cool.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Remember when Republicans and corporate media lost their minds over Charlie Kirk's murder, which was allegedly done by Tyler Robinson, and somehow blamed "the left" for their rhetoric?
But Trump outright saying Democrats should be executed is fine.
Cool.
But Trump outright saying Democrats should be executed is fine.
Cool.
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The Secret Service had to start offering bonuses to drivers of the "Beast" presidential limousine because King Donald the Mad smells so bad.
Agents quietly went on strike in January and refused to drive him without “stench pay”.
Agolf Shittler is furious because it has restricted his golf trips.
Agents quietly went on strike in January and refused to drive him without “stench pay”.
Agolf Shittler is furious because it has restricted his golf trips.
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The Secret Service had to start offering bonuses to drivers of the "Beast" presidential limousine because King Donald the Mad smells so bad.
Agents quietly went on strike in January and refused to drive him without “stench pay”.
Agolf Shittler is furious because it has restricted his golf trips.
Agents quietly went on strike in January and refused to drive him without “stench pay”.
Agolf Shittler is furious because it has restricted his golf trips.
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Pete Hegseth and the White House just released the new Coast Guard seal.
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Pete Hegseth and the White House just released the new Coast Guard seal.
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I’ve never seen a spread this high before.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’ve never seen a spread this high before.
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They call him the Nodfather.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
They call him the Nodfather.
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Rand Paul says King Donald the Mad's death threats to Democrats "might be overkill".
“I’m against hanging other senators. I know that’s outlandish,” he explained.
What else does he have to say before he's deemed to have "overstepped the mark"?
“I’m against hanging other senators. I know that’s outlandish,” he explained.
What else does he have to say before he's deemed to have "overstepped the mark"?
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Rand Paul says King Donald the Mad's death threats to Democrats "might be overkill".
“I’m against hanging other senators. I know that’s outlandish,” he explained.
What else does he have to say before he's deemed to have "overstepped the mark"?
“I’m against hanging other senators. I know that’s outlandish,” he explained.
What else does he have to say before he's deemed to have "overstepped the mark"?
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He was always out for himself.
Johnson missed the vital February COBRA COVID meetings because he was locked away at Chequers writing his awful book after missing a publisher's deadline.
As the so-called leader of the country in a time of crisis, his main priority was fulfilling a private contract.
Wanker.
As the so-called leader of the country in a time of crisis, his main priority was fulfilling a private contract.
Wanker.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He was always out for himself.
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The Nuremberg trials were held by the Allies against leaders of defeated Nazi Germany for invading other countries & committing atrocities of the worst kind.
Some tried to defend themselves saying they were following orders. That defense was not accepted. They were found guilty & most were executed
Some tried to defend themselves saying they were following orders. That defense was not accepted. They were found guilty & most were executed
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The Nuremberg trials were held by the Allies against leaders of defeated Nazi Germany for invading other countries & committing atrocities of the worst kind.
Some tried to defend themselves saying they were following orders. That defense was not accepted. They were found guilty & most were executed
Some tried to defend themselves saying they were following orders. That defense was not accepted. They were found guilty & most were executed
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This is nuts.
Yesterday in the Comey hearing, prosecutors *repeatedly* confirmed that the full grand jury never saw or voted on the two-count indictment.
Now they’re claiming the grand jury *did* vote on it.
Yesterday in the Comey hearing, prosecutors *repeatedly* confirmed that the full grand jury never saw or voted on the two-count indictment.
Now they’re claiming the grand jury *did* vote on it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is nuts.
Yesterday in the Comey hearing, prosecutors *repeatedly* confirmed that the full grand jury never saw or voted on the two-count indictment.
Now they’re claiming the grand jury *did* vote on it.
Yesterday in the Comey hearing, prosecutors *repeatedly* confirmed that the full grand jury never saw or voted on the two-count indictment.
Now they’re claiming the grand jury *did* vote on it.
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Bluesky has the juice.
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Bluesky has the juice.
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Scam caller befuddlement of the day:
Me: "Hi, there! Thank you for calling the Mounds of Glory Bunny Ranch. Madame Maxine Mellifluous speaking. How may we service you today?"
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*click*
Me: "Hi, there! Thank you for calling the Mounds of Glory Bunny Ranch. Madame Maxine Mellifluous speaking. How may we service you today?"
Scam caller: ".....wait....really?"
Me: "$9.99 per minute charge begins now. Holiday special!"
*click*
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Scam caller befuddlement of the day:
Me: "Hi, there! Thank you for calling the Mounds of Glory Bunny Ranch. Madame Maxine Mellifluous speaking. How may we service you today?"
Scam caller: ".....wait....really?"
Me: "$9.99 per minute charge begins now. Holiday special!"
*click*
Me: "Hi, there! Thank you for calling the Mounds of Glory Bunny Ranch. Madame Maxine Mellifluous speaking. How may we service you today?"
Scam caller: ".....wait....really?"
Me: "$9.99 per minute charge begins now. Holiday special!"
*click*
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WOW — Republican Senator @berniemoreno cuts off @SenGaryPeters as he calls out Republicans for sneaking in a provision to “line their pockets” with taxpayer dollars, saying he’s not allowed to question their motives.🤔
#MarshaMoneyGrab
#MarshaMoneyGrab
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
WOW — Republican Senator @berniemoreno cuts off @SenGaryPeters as he calls out Republicans for sneaking in a provision to “line their pockets” with taxpayer dollars, saying he’s not allowed to question their motives.🤔
#MarshaMoneyGrab
#MarshaMoneyGrab
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When we had billionaires like Gates that funded charity we were relaxed about them. But some of us warned you: it's still just one man's whim. He could defund the work instantly. Musk proves the point. The way to ensure billionaires' money isn't used for ill is through taxation
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
When we had billionaires like Gates that funded charity we were relaxed about them. But some of us warned you: it's still just one man's whim. He could defund the work instantly. Musk proves the point. The way to ensure billionaires' money isn't used for ill is through taxation
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NEW: The government's case against Kilmar Abrego is falling apart. @klasfeldreports.com and I discuss today's hearing, and it did NOT go well for the government. www.muellershewrote.com/p/were-done-...
“We’re done.” Countdown to Mr. Abrego’s release?
A recording from Allison Gill's live video
www.muellershewrote.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
NEW: The government's case against Kilmar Abrego is falling apart. @klasfeldreports.com and I discuss today's hearing, and it did NOT go well for the government. www.muellershewrote.com/p/were-done-...
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Today should go down in history as the day a sitting President of the United States made death threats against sitting members of Congress.
Are we great yet?
Are we great yet?
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Today should go down in history as the day a sitting President of the United States made death threats against sitting members of Congress.
Are we great yet?
Are we great yet?
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Ex-fiancé turned into an anti-vaxxer wanker & conspiracy theory dickhead. He thinks his daughter is unvaccinated. She isn't. I got her vaccinated behind his back before I finally made the right decision to dump him. A child cannot be raised around that kind of stupid bullshit.
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ex-fiancé turned into an anti-vaxxer wanker & conspiracy theory dickhead. He thinks his daughter is unvaccinated. She isn't. I got her vaccinated behind his back before I finally made the right decision to dump him. A child cannot be raised around that kind of stupid bullshit.
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Officials are facing threats and intimidation for resisting Trump’s plan. The situation is particularly alarming in Indiana, where four Republican lawmakers have been targeted in so-called “swatting” incidents after voting against a partisan redistricting session.
Those Who Resist Trump’s Gerrymander Bid Face Threats, Intimidation
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Officials are facing threats and intimidation for resisting Trump’s plan. The situation is particularly alarming in Indiana, where four Republican lawmakers have been targeted in so-called “swatting” incidents after voting against a partisan redistricting session.
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ICE break down bedroom door—point guns at mother & 4 U.S. citizen children.
Agents drag mother by her hair & aim rifle at 13-year-old daughter—yell "Put your hands up, stupid!"
Didn't show any ID or warrant before breaking in—were looking for a cousin who hadn't lived there in 2 years
Agents drag mother by her hair & aim rifle at 13-year-old daughter—yell "Put your hands up, stupid!"
Didn't show any ID or warrant before breaking in—were looking for a cousin who hadn't lived there in 2 years
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
ICE break down bedroom door—point guns at mother & 4 U.S. citizen children.
Agents drag mother by her hair & aim rifle at 13-year-old daughter—yell "Put your hands up, stupid!"
Didn't show any ID or warrant before breaking in—were looking for a cousin who hadn't lived there in 2 years
Agents drag mother by her hair & aim rifle at 13-year-old daughter—yell "Put your hands up, stupid!"
Didn't show any ID or warrant before breaking in—were looking for a cousin who hadn't lived there in 2 years
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NEW: Trump's full 28-point Ukraine-Russia peace plan would force Kyiv to give up additional territory in the east, cap the size of its military, and agree it will never join NATO
Exclusive: Trump's full 28-point Ukraine-Russia peace plan
The full plan was obtained by Axios and verified by Ukrainian and U.S. officials.
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November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
NEW: Trump's full 28-point Ukraine-Russia peace plan would force Kyiv to give up additional territory in the east, cap the size of its military, and agree it will never join NATO