Natalie Metzger
@thefuzzyslug.bsky.social
💀 She/her
🎨 Illustrator and designer
🏔️ Pacific Northwest
🔗 https://thefuzzyslug.neocities.org/links
🪲🦀 Here Be Bugs 🕷️🦐
🎨 Illustrator and designer
🏔️ Pacific Northwest
🔗 https://thefuzzyslug.neocities.org/links
🪲🦀 Here Be Bugs 🕷️🦐
The only time I saw baby pigeons was when I was a tween doing a rock climbing course. I was making my way up and came nose to beak with a pile of secret taters. Everyone involved was very surprised. I did warn the others coming up behind me. Anyway, read Rosemary's pigeon book. It's very good! 🪶🧪🐡
Baby pigeon mystery.
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The only time I saw baby pigeons was when I was a tween doing a rock climbing course. I was making my way up and came nose to beak with a pile of secret taters. Everyone involved was very surprised. I did warn the others coming up behind me. Anyway, read Rosemary's pigeon book. It's very good! 🪶🧪🐡
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The first sentence/page of Infinite Archive:
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The first sentence/page of Infinite Archive:
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I forgot to post the best part about this frog and here it is: BRO HAS CHEEEEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I forgot to post the best part about this frog and here it is: BRO HAS CHEEEEEKS
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I designed a bag charm for my friends @oddmentandtweak.bsky.social and they’re running a Backerkit for the next 8 days! They are funded but it would be cool to get some of the other colors unlocked 😉 💖 share with your frog loving friends! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/o...
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I designed a bag charm for my friends @oddmentandtweak.bsky.social and they’re running a Backerkit for the next 8 days! They are funded but it would be cool to get some of the other colors unlocked 😉 💖 share with your frog loving friends! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/o...
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#InverteFest season is almost here, which means it's time to submit your bug & slug art! The form closes at 100 entries.
Find more info, download past art book, and submit here:
invertefest.com/#artbook
Find more info, download past art book, and submit here:
invertefest.com/#artbook
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
#InverteFest season is almost here, which means it's time to submit your bug & slug art! The form closes at 100 entries.
Find more info, download past art book, and submit here:
invertefest.com/#artbook
Find more info, download past art book, and submit here:
invertefest.com/#artbook
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November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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No, using AI generated stuff as a "placeholder" on your crowdfunding campaign is not OK either.
If the visuals are THAT important to getting your project funded, then you need to pay a person up front for those key visuals and deliver a consistent end product to your backers.
If the visuals are THAT important to getting your project funded, then you need to pay a person up front for those key visuals and deliver a consistent end product to your backers.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
No, using AI generated stuff as a "placeholder" on your crowdfunding campaign is not OK either.
If the visuals are THAT important to getting your project funded, then you need to pay a person up front for those key visuals and deliver a consistent end product to your backers.
If the visuals are THAT important to getting your project funded, then you need to pay a person up front for those key visuals and deliver a consistent end product to your backers.
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Woot! We are back, baby! Tea Goblin Cafe Newsletter #20 is up. There are new comic anthology submissions and new comic con open applications. Free resource on Patreon.
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Tea Goblin Cafe Newsletter #20 | Tea Goblin Cafe
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November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Woot! We are back, baby! Tea Goblin Cafe Newsletter #20 is up. There are new comic anthology submissions and new comic con open applications. Free resource on Patreon.
www.patreon.com/posts/tea-go...
www.patreon.com/posts/tea-go...
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So I've been busy finishing a bunch of FISHMAS decorations! I've put together some sets of four and sevens.
If you'd like to hang a bunch of tetras from your fishmas tree this winter, you can find them over here: www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/fishmas
If you'd like to hang a bunch of tetras from your fishmas tree this winter, you can find them over here: www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/fishmas
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So I've been busy finishing a bunch of FISHMAS decorations! I've put together some sets of four and sevens.
If you'd like to hang a bunch of tetras from your fishmas tree this winter, you can find them over here: www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/fishmas
If you'd like to hang a bunch of tetras from your fishmas tree this winter, you can find them over here: www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/fishmas
late season snek, spicy
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
late season snek, spicy
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Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
EELS! Get yer eel facts!
This year we have sold 31% of the advent calendars that we sold last year 😓
The art is so pretty and colorful 🥺
The facts are so good 🥺
Eels are so cool 🥺
Get an eel facts advent calendar at EelFacts.net
The art is so pretty and colorful 🥺
The facts are so good 🥺
Eels are so cool 🥺
Get an eel facts advent calendar at EelFacts.net
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
EELS! Get yer eel facts!
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Good morning, all! I will be doing my usual bookbinding livestream on YouTube this morning, 10am-11am Pacific! Here's my channel: www.youtube.com/@TheBookRoadie Come see what I'm working on and say hi!
The Book Roadie
Bookbinder in Portland, Oregon! I bind and sell blank books and do book repair. I livestream most Saturdays, at either 10am or 1pm Pacific! Follow me on one of my socials to get notified that morning ...
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November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Good morning, all! I will be doing my usual bookbinding livestream on YouTube this morning, 10am-11am Pacific! Here's my channel: www.youtube.com/@TheBookRoadie Come see what I'm working on and say hi!
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28 hours later… 🤓
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
28 hours later… 🤓
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Trying to not be horrified and angry I left a letter out of the species name and had to squeeze it in, a word that happens to be the same word in my own book title ffs. Today's #Nudivember will haunt me forever.
#TradArt
#TradArt
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trying to not be horrified and angry I left a letter out of the species name and had to squeeze it in, a word that happens to be the same word in my own book title ffs. Today's #Nudivember will haunt me forever.
#TradArt
#TradArt
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Say hi to Gelly. He wants to be friends.
New tshirt in my store - go snag one!
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New tshirt in my store - go snag one!
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November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Say hi to Gelly. He wants to be friends.
New tshirt in my store - go snag one!
iddstar-shop.fourthwall.com/products/fre...
New tshirt in my store - go snag one!
iddstar-shop.fourthwall.com/products/fre...
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I make a pretty reasonable amount in a side hustle by giving subscribers erotic pictures of Middle Earth monsters. Please check out my Only Phaunts
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I make a pretty reasonable amount in a side hustle by giving subscribers erotic pictures of Middle Earth monsters. Please check out my Only Phaunts
Oh gosh, digging around in my old art I also found this gem. I kinda want to make her into a sticker. 😂
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Oh gosh, digging around in my old art I also found this gem. I kinda want to make her into a sticker. 😂
I'm suddenly reminded of the time a made a fictitious Gorey-esque album cover
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm suddenly reminded of the time a made a fictitious Gorey-esque album cover
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Zach’s good news! He ate 1/2 a can of food and took all his meds!
One win at a time! Let’s cheer him on!
頑張って!
Zach was attacked by a dog on October 1st and has huge medical bills. He would appreciate help!
#gofundme #silkenwindhound #silkens #dogs #disabledvet
www.gofundme.com/f/zach-the-s...
One win at a time! Let’s cheer him on!
頑張って!
Zach was attacked by a dog on October 1st and has huge medical bills. He would appreciate help!
#gofundme #silkenwindhound #silkens #dogs #disabledvet
www.gofundme.com/f/zach-the-s...
Donate to Zach the Silken Windhound was attacked, $20k medical bills., organized by Michael Scoble
This is Zach. He is a 10-year-old Silken Windhound and I want… Michael Scoble needs your support for Zach the Silken Windhound was attacked, $20k medical bills.
www.gofundme.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Zach’s good news! He ate 1/2 a can of food and took all his meds!
One win at a time! Let’s cheer him on!
頑張って!
Zach was attacked by a dog on October 1st and has huge medical bills. He would appreciate help!
#gofundme #silkenwindhound #silkens #dogs #disabledvet
www.gofundme.com/f/zach-the-s...
One win at a time! Let’s cheer him on!
頑張って!
Zach was attacked by a dog on October 1st and has huge medical bills. He would appreciate help!
#gofundme #silkenwindhound #silkens #dogs #disabledvet
www.gofundme.com/f/zach-the-s...
Ooooo! Yes please! 🧪🦖⛵
I'm late to my own party (again, sigh) but my new book on #spinosaurid #dinosaurs (written with @davehone.bsky.social) was officially released yesterday! Tons of info on and #paleoart of spinosaurs therein: research history, evolution, ecology, life appearance etc. Available wherever books are sold.
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Ooooo! Yes please! 🧪🦖⛵
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Looking forward to this one! 🧪
🐻GRIZZLED🐻: Love Letters to 50 of North America's Least Understood Animals
Def the biggest & most personal project of my career. Featuring artwork & foreword by Joel Sartore, as well as insights from a bajillion amazing scientists. 🧪
❤️🔥I HOPE YOU LOVE IT❤️🔥
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/804002...
Def the biggest & most personal project of my career. Featuring artwork & foreword by Joel Sartore, as well as insights from a bajillion amazing scientists. 🧪
❤️🔥I HOPE YOU LOVE IT❤️🔥
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/804002...
Grizzled by Jason Bittel: 9781426223358 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
Funny, fascinating, and scientifically grounded, this charming book reveals unknown details about 50 well-known animals. Effortlessly readable, Grizzled reintroduces nature lovers to species they th...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Looking forward to this one! 🧪