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she's a 10 but it's really two fives in a trenchcoat.
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there's a sense that conservatives want me to worry about which liberal elites might catch Epstein strays when in fact I am so married to this outcome that me and this outcome have a home in the suburbs and are expecting twins
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Lauren Boebert: Howdy how are y’all doing

[The Rains of Castamere starts playing]

Lauren Boebert: [looking down] what’s this plastic for
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I’d started to wonder whether the Epstein files were a bit of a macguffin, but no no they implicate the President of the United States in a pedophilia ring—and show the entire Republican Party as well as much of the federal government has been baldly covering it up. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Cool Mamdani sign generator. You guys might have fun with it!
Edit me
homes.luddy.indiana.edu
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Bessent: The $2,000 divided could come in in lots of forms. It could be just the tax decreases

Translation: You’re never getting those $2,000 checks.
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Lucy is promising that this time she will definitely hold the football.
“A promise of a vote on healthcare” is nothing
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Rick Scott is right, government funding for health insurance is such a scam.

Google “Rick Scott Medicare fraud” to learn more about this important issue
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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There’s a young southern woman on tt doing an experiment: calling churches & asking if they can help her get baby formula, saying she can’t afford it. Of the 30+ she’s called, nearly every church has said no. The ones who said yes were:

Black Baptist Churches
A Mosque
A small Appalachian church
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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When the president gets ordered, multiple times, to pay out federal food benefits as the law requires:
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
#BREAKING: The Trump administration is asking #SCOTUS for an immediate “administrative” stay of a Rhode Island district judge’s order that is otherwise requiring it to resume the distribution of SNAP benefits from other funding sources no later than the end of today.
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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In his decades-long pantheon of bone-chilling statements, this one’s hard to top.
Trump: "I stick up for Viktor Orban. Not a lot of people do because in many cases they're jealous. They wish they did what he did. They would have no problems if they did what he did."
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I'm pitching a reality show where I dress up like a bounty hunter and collect freelancers' unpaid invoices.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
everyone wants to make sandwich guy jokes which is great.

but the real story here is: GO TO JURY DUTY. who knows, you might end up setting a sandwich artist free. would you want yourself on a jury if you were on trial? yes, you would. go to jury duty.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
let me seize your means of production, comrade.
Trump to the Novo Nordisk CEO: "Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I've been asking for."
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

🧵
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
spoke with a friend who's college student kid had to go overseas for research studies in physics. because in the states, those funded programs are gone. fortunate they could pivot and go to europe, but, imagine the brain drain for those who can't make that pivot?
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i think the degradation of a medium, which has been lost in our online/digital world, was pretty vital to our process as humans.

if you made a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a vhs tape, the last tape in the chain would look awful.

not today. the last copy is the same as the first.
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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IDK, but if you demand the meeting, you should attend the meeting, but the mayor is not at this 287(g) discussion.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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The manosphere bros are freaking out.
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM