theangryepicbanana
@theangryepicbanana.bsky.social
22 y/o programmer interested in language design, rhythm games, and genshin / star rail / zenless, sometimes 🔞
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Fuck generative ai
Currently developing https://github.com/ALANVF/star
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇵🇸
Fuck generative ai
Currently developing https://github.com/ALANVF/star
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half my friends are software developers and they all can't stand this shit. every week I hear a new rant about how infuriated they are with executive know-nothings trying to push it and how much harder it makes their jobs.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
half my friends are software developers and they all can't stand this shit. every week I hear a new rant about how infuriated they are with executive know-nothings trying to push it and how much harder it makes their jobs.
CLUTCHEST PULL IN HISTORY
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
CLUTCHEST PULL IN HISTORY
Hoyo/ZZZ: Don't Make a Boring Ass Autochess Event challenge (impossible)
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hoyo/ZZZ: Don't Make a Boring Ass Autochess Event challenge (impossible)
Very happy to see proper variant subtyping here! This means that my language Star is no longer the only language to have such a thing
ReScript 12 is here!
A major step toward a leaner, faster, simpler toolchain.
This release refines the language and embraces ReScript’s own identity.
Blog: rescript-lang.org/blog/release...
Notes: github.com/rescript-lan...
Huge thanks to everyone who helped move ReScript forward.
A major step toward a leaner, faster, simpler toolchain.
This release refines the language and embraces ReScript’s own identity.
Blog: rescript-lang.org/blog/release...
Notes: github.com/rescript-lan...
Huge thanks to everyone who helped move ReScript forward.
Announcing ReScript 12 | ReScript Blog
ReScript 12 arrives with a redesigned build toolchain, a modular runtime, and a wave of ergonomic language features.
rescript-lang.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Very happy to see proper variant subtyping here! This means that my language Star is no longer the only language to have such a thing
I cannot stress enough how fun currency wars is
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I cannot stress enough how fun currency wars is
ADHD meds are the SINGULAR reason why I was able to graduate high school. I was diagnosed with severe ADHD at 5 years old, and it has gotten significantly worse over time. Without them, I would very likely would've been sent to a mental institution. You can go fuck yourself
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
ADHD meds are the SINGULAR reason why I was able to graduate high school. I was diagnosed with severe ADHD at 5 years old, and it has gotten significantly worse over time. Without them, I would very likely would've been sent to a mental institution. You can go fuck yourself
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every language that uses file paths in their import system is making a fundamental abstraction mistake
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
every language that uses file paths in their import system is making a fundamental abstraction mistake
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toxic yaoi
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
toxic yaoi
Y'all need to check this out IMMEDIATELY youtu.be/4NccLyRQQZY
Varsapura - 31 Minutes Gameplay Demo | HoYoverse
YouTube video by Varsapura
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Y'all need to check this out IMMEDIATELY youtu.be/4NccLyRQQZY
73 pity after guaranteed... 🫠
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
73 pity after guaranteed... 🫠
Of fucking course the singular undertale/dr youtuber I actually watch ends up being a massive fucking creep bruh
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Of fucking course the singular undertale/dr youtuber I actually watch ends up being a massive fucking creep bruh
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THIS IS INCREDIBLY INSPIRING!
Please watch and share as Starbucks baristas demonstrate outside the company's biggest distribution hub.
They're on DAY 7 of their strike. Baristas and their allies are protesting Starbucks’ serious and unresolved unfair labor practices.
REPOST IF YOU SUPPORT THEM
Please watch and share as Starbucks baristas demonstrate outside the company's biggest distribution hub.
They're on DAY 7 of their strike. Baristas and their allies are protesting Starbucks’ serious and unresolved unfair labor practices.
REPOST IF YOU SUPPORT THEM
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
THIS IS INCREDIBLY INSPIRING!
Please watch and share as Starbucks baristas demonstrate outside the company's biggest distribution hub.
They're on DAY 7 of their strike. Baristas and their allies are protesting Starbucks’ serious and unresolved unfair labor practices.
REPOST IF YOU SUPPORT THEM
Please watch and share as Starbucks baristas demonstrate outside the company's biggest distribution hub.
They're on DAY 7 of their strike. Baristas and their allies are protesting Starbucks’ serious and unresolved unfair labor practices.
REPOST IF YOU SUPPORT THEM
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
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THAT IS THE LESSON OF HOLOCAUST EDUCATION YOU SICK FREAK
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."
www.reddit.com/r/JewsOfCons...
www.reddit.com/r/JewsOfCons...
From the JewsOfConscience community on Reddit: Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz speaking to the Jewish Federation and lamenting that young people are learning the wrong lessons from Holocaust e...
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November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
THAT IS THE LESSON OF HOLOCAUST EDUCATION YOU SICK FREAK
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i gotta get that one streamer from twitch who reacts to all the videos to watch my content
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i gotta get that one streamer from twitch who reacts to all the videos to watch my content
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Before WWII, the language of science was German. Scientific papers were published in German. International conferences happened in German. After the Nazis gutted research and exiled scientists fled to the USA, that language became English.
Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason
Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason
Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
Personalized Cancer Vaccines Are Almost Here—But Federal Funding Cuts Could Derail Them
Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
www.scientificamerican.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Before WWII, the language of science was German. Scientific papers were published in German. International conferences happened in German. After the Nazis gutted research and exiled scientists fled to the USA, that language became English.
Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason
Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason
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like i am not going to devote a fraction of my brain to being upset for longer than a minute, but this says about all you need to know about the legitimacy of TGA's awards at least as it applies to music
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
like i am not going to devote a fraction of my brain to being upset for longer than a minute, but this says about all you need to know about the legitimacy of TGA's awards at least as it applies to music
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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remembering this again for no particular reason
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
remembering this again for no particular reason
I forgot to post about it earlier, but yesterday marks 5 years since my severe health issues started
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I forgot to post about it earlier, but yesterday marks 5 years since my severe health issues started
Private schooling should not exist to any degree, and as such, all schooling should be completely public and completely free. Where are our taxes going if not to help teach our children? No parent should have to pay fees in order for their child to graduate
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Private schooling should not exist to any degree, and as such, all schooling should be completely public and completely free. Where are our taxes going if not to help teach our children? No parent should have to pay fees in order for their child to graduate
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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I'm a few days behind but I finally watched Valve's Steam Machine reveal and it was pretty refreshing to see a company launch a category defining flagship product without using the word "AI" once in the reveal or any of the promotional material.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm a few days behind but I finally watched Valve's Steam Machine reveal and it was pretty refreshing to see a company launch a category defining flagship product without using the word "AI" once in the reveal or any of the promotional material.