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group of beef slices with joints in hand, one of them looks at me and says "right now the steaks are high"

yeah I bet!
January 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
want wages not wags
January 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Your victim just fell for the bait and replied with "I'm doing great". While it can be tempting to opt for the classic "Hi doing great", there are other ways you could make your response more original. Here is a few examples:
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i know why our generation splits big messages into lots of small ones now. waiting for someone to type for a while is stressful 😭
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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hallmark of parents with narcissistic personality disorder
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
i used to reject compliments out of fear of having to stand by them
January 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
don't treat your kids like side quests.
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I completely agree with the idea but god do I hate the way I wrote this post
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
anyway im new to this game (only 20 or so years of experience) so how do you get a place to sleep at without a job? is it locked behind a mission?
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
oomfs subposting each other
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
this video is so fucking funny i'm in tears holy shit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qztl...
I found the stupidest morning routine video by far.
YouTube video by Wizards with Guns
www.youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
not gay, SSA 😼
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
me when there is a single woman in the room: someone (I won't name her),
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
rewrote her website again award
January 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
[CSS] so, I have this background image that I'm tiling, and I'm currently animating it using background-position, but this is very CPU-intensive. is there a good way to do it more optimized?

if not I guess I'll just hardcode it in the tile
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
does anyone know cool websites in the 2000s style that I could use as inspiration/reference?

I'm looking for Mario Kart DS menu vibes
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Yes
January 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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hey! are you going to magfest? does where you're staying have room for one more? a couch or something? a cozy floor? my hotel reservation may be fucked! and if you have even the slightest chance of being able to house 1 extra, PLEASE dm me. if it comes to that, maybe we can figure something out. ty
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 AM
internet fixed me. i used to get along better with millenials and older back then
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM