Jimmy
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The next time someone asks if you're a god, you say YES
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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I have no way of proving this but it *feels* true: the first goal of any given Saturday on the vidiprinter is always scored in Scottish League 2
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I have no way of proving this but it *feels* true: the first goal of any given Saturday on the vidiprinter is always scored in Scottish League 2
Who wants to regain the Ashes anyway? It's an awful trophy, far too small.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Who wants to regain the Ashes anyway? It's an awful trophy, far too small.
Amazing where batting with some brain cells gets you.
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Amazing where batting with some brain cells gets you.
Absolutely considering a 2am TV session tomorrow morning
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Absolutely considering a 2am TV session tomorrow morning
Hampden absolutely bouncing and all BBC Scotland want to do is show me Kenny McLean and Steve Clarke's overwhelmed fizzogs. Get the fucking crowd on!
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hampden absolutely bouncing and all BBC Scotland want to do is show me Kenny McLean and Steve Clarke's overwhelmed fizzogs. Get the fucking crowd on!
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
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Are you a god?
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Are you a god?
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
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I’m sure Matt Goodwin will be along shortly to tell us all whether LNER Customer Service Host Samir Zitouni counts as British or not. news.sky.com/story/train-...
Train company LNER 'extremely proud' of rail worker in critical condition after mass stabbing as family call him 'hero'
The "extraordinary bravery" of the LNER worker who intervened during the train mass stabbing attack on Saturday has been hailed by his company.
news.sky.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I’m sure Matt Goodwin will be along shortly to tell us all whether LNER Customer Service Host Samir Zitouni counts as British or not. news.sky.com/story/train-...
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I am not hearing much from the ASI today about how train drivers and crew are all overpaid, workshy socialists.
November 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I am not hearing much from the ASI today about how train drivers and crew are all overpaid, workshy socialists.
Sod Rachel Reeves, have you just seen what India have done in the cricket?
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sod Rachel Reeves, have you just seen what India have done in the cricket?
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Bob Jenrick’s entire political character is Alan Partridge trying to bond with the builders.
October 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Bob Jenrick’s entire political character is Alan Partridge trying to bond with the builders.
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if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees
October 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees
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The speed at which things that not very long ago would have had a politician expelled from any party except the BNP have become normalised is, frankly, terrifying
October 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The speed at which things that not very long ago would have had a politician expelled from any party except the BNP have become normalised is, frankly, terrifying
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October 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Every single bit of disappointment Peter Kyle feels about UK students is magnified tenfold by the amount of disappointment UK students feel about the farcical government Kyle represents.
September 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Every single bit of disappointment Peter Kyle feels about UK students is magnified tenfold by the amount of disappointment UK students feel about the farcical government Kyle represents.
Tax Evasion from anyone male with an RP accent = just the way things are done, dear boy
Tax Evasion from someone female/a Stockport accent = immediate resignation matter
#HowBritainWorks
Tax Evasion from someone female/a Stockport accent = immediate resignation matter
#HowBritainWorks
September 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Tax Evasion from anyone male with an RP accent = just the way things are done, dear boy
Tax Evasion from someone female/a Stockport accent = immediate resignation matter
#HowBritainWorks
Tax Evasion from someone female/a Stockport accent = immediate resignation matter
#HowBritainWorks
Genuinely agog. As many others have pointed out, what does Aris think will happen to people with the surname 'Roussinos' in this brave new far-right dawn?
Incredible things are happening on the other place (this is about the UK).
September 4, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Genuinely agog. As many others have pointed out, what does Aris think will happen to people with the surname 'Roussinos' in this brave new far-right dawn?
Ravi Bopara, as I live and breathe
September 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ravi Bopara, as I live and breathe
I'm glad the England cricket team think this game has been a laugh, not sure I'd agree if I'd spent sixty quid on a ticket to watch them score fifty runs more than one Saffer managed
September 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm glad the England cricket team think this game has been a laugh, not sure I'd agree if I'd spent sixty quid on a ticket to watch them score fifty runs more than one Saffer managed
For the second day in a row, a new Heinz ketchup bottle has exploded runny proto-ketchup over my hands, so I'm officially saying it's a product development issue rather than my clumsy arse.
September 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
For the second day in a row, a new Heinz ketchup bottle has exploded runny proto-ketchup over my hands, so I'm officially saying it's a product development issue rather than my clumsy arse.
Fulham appear to have been made to forfeit this game by PGMOL for the heinous crime of their players possessing both hands and feet.
August 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Fulham appear to have been made to forfeit this game by PGMOL for the heinous crime of their players possessing both hands and feet.
It's Grim(sby) up North
August 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It's Grim(sby) up North