In the US, I was very struck by the (mostly) elderly Senators interrogating Zuckerberg, some of them barely understood how social media worked, god knows what they thought an algorithm was.

Stokes/Brook: "we just need to go harder next time"

We should fucking try it some time.

Jonny Liew from the Guardian has got it right, it sounds like Eurosport. You expect every ad break to talk about their Giro d'Italia coverage. It's a shame, Rob Hatch is apparently a local lad to us and played for Church Cricket Club, but it's no Nasser and Athers I'm afraid.

The way it's going it might be done by 5.30am...

Surprised we didn't declare nine down

No one voted for him for rizz or inspiration. They voted for competence, integrity and consistency, I'd imagine - a shame he's delivered fuck all of those, either.

Yeah, I know Mayweather was quite a defensive boxer really but it was painfully obvious he could batter Jake Paul whenever he wanted. McGregor, too.

DL looks like your standard mid-90s indie bassist. Maybe Sleeper.

Freddie? My god. The white D'Angelo? Wouldn't say that to his face, mind. Is he as massive in real life as he looks on the pitch?

'Jesus Christ Superstar, doesn't even know what condoms are' and the rest I (possibly thankfully) don't recall

"She did some really bad, unprofessional things. I won't mention a single example, you'll have to trust me. Did I tell you about that time I took on Nike and won?"

Feels like the voters forgot what they hated about Trump after four years, found him funny again, thought "sod it, why not" then found out?