Teri Rhodes
@tez5.bsky.social
“We have met the enemy and he is us.”
Pogo…Walt Kelly
Thanks for the laughs. United We Stand…
Pogo…Walt Kelly
Thanks for the laughs. United We Stand…
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
How do you even think of this. ?
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
How do you even think of this. ?
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
bad news, the coffee maker discovered how important it is to the household
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
bad news, the coffee maker discovered how important it is to the household
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
Proud and beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Proud and beautiful
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
CENTURIES-LONG GLOBAL HOME INVASION SPREE FINALLY ENDS
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
CENTURIES-LONG GLOBAL HOME INVASION SPREE FINALLY ENDS
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
when the couple across the street is fighting again and you’re trying to listen without looking conspicuous
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
when the couple across the street is fighting again and you’re trying to listen without looking conspicuous
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
There are places. Good morning Blue Sky
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
There are places. Good morning Blue Sky
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
"You're lucky Mom says I can't open my presents until Christmas."
"But I'm not-"
"Tick tock, motherfucker."
"But I'm not-"
"Tick tock, motherfucker."
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"You're lucky Mom says I can't open my presents until Christmas."
"But I'm not-"
"Tick tock, motherfucker."
"But I'm not-"
"Tick tock, motherfucker."
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
kind of laughing at the idea of how hard henry ford had to blow to inflate the first car tire
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
kind of laughing at the idea of how hard henry ford had to blow to inflate the first car tire
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
David Zinn at 3:32 am. Good start
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
David Zinn at 3:32 am. Good start
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
we’re taking the best naps, naps on levels never seen before
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
we’re taking the best naps, naps on levels never seen before
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
imagine giving a newborn baby gold and the next guy’s present is a drum solo
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
imagine giving a newborn baby gold and the next guy’s present is a drum solo
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
Reposted by Teri Rhodes
what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
what it was like trying to put on pants this morning