Teri Rhodes
@tez5.bsky.social
“We have met the enemy and he is us.”
Pogo…Walt Kelly
Thanks for the laughs. United We Stand…
Pogo…Walt Kelly
Thanks for the laughs. United We Stand…
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when the couple across the street is fighting again and you’re trying to listen without looking conspicuous
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
when the couple across the street is fighting again and you’re trying to listen without looking conspicuous
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There are places. Good morning Blue Sky
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
There are places. Good morning Blue Sky
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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"You're lucky Mom says I can't open my presents until Christmas."
"But I'm not-"
"Tick tock, motherfucker."
"But I'm not-"
"Tick tock, motherfucker."
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"You're lucky Mom says I can't open my presents until Christmas."
"But I'm not-"
"Tick tock, motherfucker."
"But I'm not-"
"Tick tock, motherfucker."
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kind of laughing at the idea of how hard henry ford had to blow to inflate the first car tire
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
kind of laughing at the idea of how hard henry ford had to blow to inflate the first car tire
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David Zinn at 3:32 am. Good start
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
David Zinn at 3:32 am. Good start
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we’re taking the best naps, naps on levels never seen before
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
we’re taking the best naps, naps on levels never seen before
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imagine giving a newborn baby gold and the next guy’s present is a drum solo
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
imagine giving a newborn baby gold and the next guy’s present is a drum solo
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SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
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For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
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what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
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Stunning talent. I used to chew the caps
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Stunning talent. I used to chew the caps
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did such a good boil and cool on the hard boiled eggs that the shells are coming off in one whole piece
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
did such a good boil and cool on the hard boiled eggs that the shells are coming off in one whole piece
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
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[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
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at Monday's infusion, i had my normal bloodwork done and it showed that my magnesium was low and i needed a 4 gram infusion of that, my liver enzymes were too high so i couldn't have my actual chemo, only the monoclonal and lastly, my blood sugar was 60 which is the second time it's been that (1/2)
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
at Monday's infusion, i had my normal bloodwork done and it showed that my magnesium was low and i needed a 4 gram infusion of that, my liver enzymes were too high so i couldn't have my actual chemo, only the monoclonal and lastly, my blood sugar was 60 which is the second time it's been that (1/2)
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Atreyu losing Artax really affected some of you more than you’re willing to admit
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Atreyu losing Artax really affected some of you more than you’re willing to admit
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apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
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I don’t use PayPal very often so it’s more of a PayAcquaintance
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t use PayPal very often so it’s more of a PayAcquaintance