TehZeek
@tehzeek.bsky.social
Will bluesky hold my attention?
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feeling unsafe | patreon.com/lubchansky
May 6, 2024 at 2:26 PM
feeling unsafe | patreon.com/lubchansky
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Flight Attendant: That lady across the aisle said to charge the drink to you again. Do you know her?
Me: That’s my wife.
FA: Oh, I was worried she might be taking advantage of you.
Me: You have no idea.
Me: That’s my wife.
FA: Oh, I was worried she might be taking advantage of you.
Me: You have no idea.
May 1, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Flight Attendant: That lady across the aisle said to charge the drink to you again. Do you know her?
Me: That’s my wife.
FA: Oh, I was worried she might be taking advantage of you.
Me: You have no idea.
Me: That’s my wife.
FA: Oh, I was worried she might be taking advantage of you.
Me: You have no idea.
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You don't get to say 'we regret that the protesters escalated' and 'community safety is our top priority' when the protesters are students who haven't hurt anybody and your response was calling in, like, a hundred unaccountable guys with guns
May 1, 2024 at 1:52 AM
You don't get to say 'we regret that the protesters escalated' and 'community safety is our top priority' when the protesters are students who haven't hurt anybody and your response was calling in, like, a hundred unaccountable guys with guns
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"If we don't trust their advice, we don't trust their criticism either."
Heard that on tiktok and I'll be preaching this for a while.
Heard that on tiktok and I'll be preaching this for a while.
March 20, 2024 at 9:19 PM
"If we don't trust their advice, we don't trust their criticism either."
Heard that on tiktok and I'll be preaching this for a while.
Heard that on tiktok and I'll be preaching this for a while.
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Y'all may know I never swear on social media, and I have my reasons for that.
So let me be*very* clear here:
Fuck Mitch McConnell.
May the rest of his fetid excuse for a life be filled with nothing but misery.
So let me be*very* clear here:
Fuck Mitch McConnell.
May the rest of his fetid excuse for a life be filled with nothing but misery.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has endorsed former President Donald Trump's campaign for a second term, despite consistently clashing with Trump for years.
Mitch McConnell endorses former President Trump as GOP presidential nominee
The Senate Republican leader has consistently clashed with Trump, most forcefully after the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the Capitol.
www.npr.org
March 6, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Y'all may know I never swear on social media, and I have my reasons for that.
So let me be*very* clear here:
Fuck Mitch McConnell.
May the rest of his fetid excuse for a life be filled with nothing but misery.
So let me be*very* clear here:
Fuck Mitch McConnell.
May the rest of his fetid excuse for a life be filled with nothing but misery.
Hey uh just checking here. Have all of my friends already given up on bluesky?
March 7, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Hey uh just checking here. Have all of my friends already given up on bluesky?
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is lasagna a pizza or a sandwich
March 6, 2024 at 10:22 PM
is lasagna a pizza or a sandwich
Frantic kitchen fuckery update. 7/14 cabinets built, shelves installed, half the subfloor replaced, electric rewired, body in shambles.
March 4, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Frantic kitchen fuckery update. 7/14 cabinets built, shelves installed, half the subfloor replaced, electric rewired, body in shambles.
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"There were certainly things we could’ve done to test it and actually fire it. They would’ve been very time-consuming and very costly,” Mike Hansen, the company’s head of navigation systems, told Reuters in an interview on Saturday.
What a goddamned waste.
What a goddamned waste.
the odysseus moon lander's mission will be cut short. it landed sideways because the company operating it skipped, on purpose, an expensive preflight check on the pad
Moon lander Odysseus mission to be cut short after sideways touchdown
Engineers on Earth expect to lose radio contact with the private U.S. moon lander Odysseus on Tuesday, effectively cutting short the mission five days after its sideways touchdown, the company behind the spacecraft, Intuitive Machines , said on Monday.
www.reuters.com
February 27, 2024 at 3:32 AM
"There were certainly things we could’ve done to test it and actually fire it. They would’ve been very time-consuming and very costly,” Mike Hansen, the company’s head of navigation systems, told Reuters in an interview on Saturday.
What a goddamned waste.
What a goddamned waste.
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Fuck this hustle-culture bullshit. When I’m a skeleton I’m not doing a goddamn thing
September 22, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Fuck this hustle-culture bullshit. When I’m a skeleton I’m not doing a goddamn thing
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Hello yes can I please vote for the Biden that exists in the imagination of Republicans and not the actual one please?
February 23, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Hello yes can I please vote for the Biden that exists in the imagination of Republicans and not the actual one please?
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The thing Republican voters fail to realize is that their guys are so incompetent and lacking in imagination that they have to get all their ratfucking ideas from Russia. Whatever happened to American made ratfucking? We used to build things here.
February 21, 2024 at 7:38 PM
The thing Republican voters fail to realize is that their guys are so incompetent and lacking in imagination that they have to get all their ratfucking ideas from Russia. Whatever happened to American made ratfucking? We used to build things here.
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the leftist struggle can be most succinctly described as the effort to create, through a ruthless dialectical process, the perfect post, which will trigger an ice-9-esque chain reaction and remake the entire world into its final utopian shape overnight.
January 3, 2024 at 12:36 AM
the leftist struggle can be most succinctly described as the effort to create, through a ruthless dialectical process, the perfect post, which will trigger an ice-9-esque chain reaction and remake the entire world into its final utopian shape overnight.
Sometimes you just need some studs for sistering, that's just how houses work.
February 15, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Sometimes you just need some studs for sistering, that's just how houses work.
Fat Tuesday / Mardi Gras is the soaking of Catholicism.
February 14, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Fat Tuesday / Mardi Gras is the soaking of Catholicism.
Just bought 100 board feet of walnut so this is happening
February 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Just bought 100 board feet of walnut so this is happening
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At first I thought this was referring to Polaris' tenure as the North Star, since the Earth's axial precession means what is the "north star" changes over time, but NOPE, the star itself is estimated to be 70 million years old, and sharks have been around for 450 million years. Mind blown.
Reminder to new users here:
Cladistically, there is no such thing as a fish or a tree. Also, sharks have existed longer than Polaris, the North Star has.
Cladistically, there is no such thing as a fish or a tree. Also, sharks have existed longer than Polaris, the North Star has.
Reminder to new users here:
Percentages are basically multiplication, and thus follow the commutative property and can be shuffled around accordingly. 25% of 128 is the same as 128% of 25, and may be easier to solve in your head.
Percentages are basically multiplication, and thus follow the commutative property and can be shuffled around accordingly. 25% of 128 is the same as 128% of 25, and may be easier to solve in your head.
February 7, 2024 at 3:25 PM
At first I thought this was referring to Polaris' tenure as the North Star, since the Earth's axial precession means what is the "north star" changes over time, but NOPE, the star itself is estimated to be 70 million years old, and sharks have been around for 450 million years. Mind blown.
Ceiling and insulation back up. We're at least safe and warm in the kitchen again. Went with a plank ceiling because I really despise doing drywall. Going to wrap these uggo beams in something nicer. Maybe knit them a sweater or something.
February 7, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Ceiling and insulation back up. We're at least safe and warm in the kitchen again. Went with a plank ceiling because I really despise doing drywall. Going to wrap these uggo beams in something nicer. Maybe knit them a sweater or something.
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I’m not a six-figure beltway political consultant and lord knows I never will be but in my opinion as a citizen Joe should refer to Trump as a sick fuck and a fucking asshole any time a microphone is in front of him for the rest of his life.
Biden Called Trump a ‘Sick F**k’ Behind Closed Doors: Report
The president appeared to nearly refer his predecessor by the same insult in a speech last month.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 2, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I’m not a six-figure beltway political consultant and lord knows I never will be but in my opinion as a citizen Joe should refer to Trump as a sick fuck and a fucking asshole any time a microphone is in front of him for the rest of his life.