Teddy 🇭🇹
@teddylj.bsky.social
BSN. CCRN, CMC.
Bad nurse, worse poster
NJ to MN
Bad nurse, worse poster
NJ to MN
Mewgenics has ruined my morning. I had so many things I needed to get done
February 18, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Mewgenics has ruined my morning. I had so many things I needed to get done
Surprised to see the death rates of all groups sort of trend towards equivalence. One of the reasons I left MICU and went to CVICU was to not have to deal with COVID nearly as much.
I am a simple girl begging people who make covid their entire personality to learn some basic facts about the disease instead of mainlining Taylor Lorenz‘s feed
February 18, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Surprised to see the death rates of all groups sort of trend towards equivalence. One of the reasons I left MICU and went to CVICU was to not have to deal with COVID nearly as much.
Just great, here comes the bloodshed
The talks between Iran and the USA in Geneva have ended - reports
February 17, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Just great, here comes the bloodshed
It's a bit wild that the people of Maine has been sending this repeated gag to Washington for 30 years
February 16, 2026 at 6:19 AM
It's a bit wild that the people of Maine has been sending this repeated gag to Washington for 30 years
The most Wu-post of all Wu-posts
February 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The most Wu-post of all Wu-posts
Realistic and hyper individualized generated movies, tailored to your EXACT psychological profile that give you AI psychosis in a 90 minute run-time.
Like is this how the world ends?
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Realistic and hyper individualized generated movies, tailored to your EXACT psychological profile that give you AI psychosis in a 90 minute run-time.
So wifey took me to a Chinese spa for Valentine's and it was pretty awesome. A nice naked dude asked if it was my first time here, I guess he could tell. But I took a last quick soak in the men's steam room before we left and I swore that there were multiple people jerking it right next to me.
February 15, 2026 at 7:15 AM
So wifey took me to a Chinese spa for Valentine's and it was pretty awesome. A nice naked dude asked if it was my first time here, I guess he could tell. But I took a last quick soak in the men's steam room before we left and I swore that there were multiple people jerking it right next to me.
Everything I've seen about this Boys Who Look At Boys "movement" has either been people denigrating it, as below- or the most deranged poster pretending to "haha-ain't this silly?" mock it but actually completely embodying it.
The entire looksmaxxing movement summarized
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Everything I've seen about this Boys Who Look At Boys "movement" has either been people denigrating it, as below- or the most deranged poster pretending to "haha-ain't this silly?" mock it but actually completely embodying it.
Eat your food however you want to
But,,,, not near me please
But,,,, not near me please
I know y'all are going to have opinions about this... Syracuse's Donnie Freeman removes the crust from an Uncrustable
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Eat your food however you want to
But,,,, not near me please
But,,,, not near me please
JD Vance set the dishwasher to pots/pans to cook this unsightly meal that he brought with him to Italy. Yes. He went to Italy and packed his own food.
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
JD Vance set the dishwasher to pots/pans to cook this unsightly meal that he brought with him to Italy. Yes. He went to Italy and packed his own food.
The Epstein administration
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
trib.al
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The Epstein administration
Okay time to make moves. In-laws coming today and spending the weekend!
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Okay time to make moves. In-laws coming today and spending the weekend!
Do we have a word for this? I've been calling it "crank-yanking" ever since Bernie Sanders was attacked on national TV for the behavior of random alleged fans.
going through your mentions to find dumbasses to belligerently quote tweet is a tried and true approach to ginning up engagement. it's sorta weird people don't often recognize it in his case, but whatever
February 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Do we have a word for this? I've been calling it "crank-yanking" ever since Bernie Sanders was attacked on national TV for the behavior of random alleged fans.
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yeah we should totally let this dude into our group. just a word of warning though if you ever have a disagreement he'll spend weeks belittling the you and the organization online to his hundred thousand simpering followers
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
yeah we should totally let this dude into our group. just a word of warning though if you ever have a disagreement he'll spend weeks belittling the you and the organization online to his hundred thousand simpering followers
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Minneapolis is 2.6mil people.
Springfield is 60,000 with 15,000 of that population under threat of deportation (1/4th of the whole city.)
Springfield is 26 square miles. 1000 ICE agents is 40 agents per mile.
People are terrified. We need all the help we can get.
Springfield is 60,000 with 15,000 of that population under threat of deportation (1/4th of the whole city.)
Springfield is 26 square miles. 1000 ICE agents is 40 agents per mile.
People are terrified. We need all the help we can get.
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Minneapolis is 2.6mil people.
Springfield is 60,000 with 15,000 of that population under threat of deportation (1/4th of the whole city.)
Springfield is 26 square miles. 1000 ICE agents is 40 agents per mile.
People are terrified. We need all the help we can get.
Springfield is 60,000 with 15,000 of that population under threat of deportation (1/4th of the whole city.)
Springfield is 26 square miles. 1000 ICE agents is 40 agents per mile.
People are terrified. We need all the help we can get.
Got an absolutely sick yearly eval at work. Lauded by my colleagues. They're going to have me start precepting new employees 😅
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Got an absolutely sick yearly eval at work. Lauded by my colleagues. They're going to have me start precepting new employees 😅
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
www.propublica.org/article/alex...
www.propublica.org/article/alex...
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer…
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
www.propublica.org/article/alex...
www.propublica.org/article/alex...
He got his Southern Intubation and now we can breathe again.
The patient in the room next to me has really bad EDS (ECMO death shits) and my eyes are watering from the stink. Good lord in heaven.
January 31, 2026 at 8:32 AM
He got his Southern Intubation and now we can breathe again.
The patient in the room next to me has really bad EDS (ECMO death shits) and my eyes are watering from the stink. Good lord in heaven.
January 31, 2026 at 7:08 AM
The patient in the room next to me has really bad EDS (ECMO death shits) and my eyes are watering from the stink. Good lord in heaven.
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Pushing a document that reads GAZA GAZA GAZA, WORLDWIDE INFLATION, (to be fair) BLACK WOMAN, and NO ONE TRUSTS YOU into the trash bin
Dec 2025- The D.N.C. Is Scrapping Its Report on What Went Wrong in 2024 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
The D.N.C. Is Scrapping Its Report on What Went Wrong in 2024
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Pushing a document that reads GAZA GAZA GAZA, WORLDWIDE INFLATION, (to be fair) BLACK WOMAN, and NO ONE TRUSTS YOU into the trash bin
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
Great, another payday for the Trumps
Trump, two sons, Trump Org sue IRS, Treasury for $10 billion over tax records leak
The Miami federal court lawsuit says the IRS and Treasury failed to prevent the leak of Trumps tax records by former IRS employee Charles Littlejohn.
www.cnbc.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Great, another payday for the Trumps
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Senate Dems should demand from R's on DHS what R's demanded from D's on the IRS: defunding.
For those who think it's premature to make this analogy:
This was how Republicans talked about the IRS funding one month after it passed. They made it their mission to roll that back. Now they're even getting Democrats to vote for it.
federalnewsnetwork.com/budget/2022/...
This was how Republicans talked about the IRS funding one month after it passed. They made it their mission to roll that back. Now they're even getting Democrats to vote for it.
federalnewsnetwork.com/budget/2022/...
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Senate Dems should demand from R's on DHS what R's demanded from D's on the IRS: defunding.
What the hell what the hell
January 29, 2026 at 4:14 PM
What the hell what the hell