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Teddy 🇭🇹
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CCRN. Bad nurse, worse poster
Here we go. Let's see what they do to try and fuck this
TRUMP SIGNS BILL APPROVING EPSTEIN FILE RELEASE
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Checking the patient's chart while they're in the cardiac cath lab and we can see that they, too, are adhering to the idea that you can't have critical if you won't draw labs.
They're putting this poor old post-op lady with a hemoglobin of, like, 5 on ECMO and she's a Jehovah's Witness, too What do they expect will be the outcome? 🥴
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
They're putting this poor old post-op lady with a hemoglobin of, like, 5 on ECMO and she's a Jehovah's Witness, too What do they expect will be the outcome? 🥴
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
What crime of microwave-based crime had to be committed in the past for admin to have these units in the break room?
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Me, about to Samsung finance a Galaxy Tab S11: please stop me
I mean.... maybe.

Oh great, Samsung has an option to finance a tablet. Just fucking great
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Saw my father-in-law using an iPad or some kinda tablet and now I want one too.

What will I even do with it? Play Balatro?
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Baby wants blue velvet
Senator Kane looks like a cousin of RFK Jr
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Hate to have learned it this way
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You couldn't beat an admission like this out of most people
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm sorry?

A "ventricular fibrillation """FLARE-UP""""

is being described as a fall??

Did he have an ICD to shock him out of it? Doesn't sound like he had CPR done on him.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It's interesting how the response to "Will, you engage in the behaviors you accuse me of; but orders of magnitude more frequently" isn't a refutation, but some kind of guilt by association.
"Disagreeing with someone" is not the same as "directing abuse their way." I quote-post a lot because it's easier than repeating myself 100 times. But my followers are not flooding in by the hundreds to attack anyone I disagree with. Your followers are, by comparison, total psychos.
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
W...what's up Duo? We're cool, right?
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Reposted by Teddy 🇭🇹
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November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oh, did you think you were in the "cool zone" of history years back? Ain't seen nothing yet
I think we're genuinely flirting with a societal rupture and I'm not sure I want to experience that
AHAHA SUPREME COURT SAYS TOUCH THE STOVE
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What the heck is happening up there
Greene: "I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career for her party. I served under her speakership in my first term in Congress and I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party."
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
How to make ABSOLUTELY sure that it pulls us all down with them
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My "we do not have a gloryhole" PSA has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my PSA
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
That's right bitches

apnews.com/article/redi...
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Wrong about everything: Brianna Wu
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
How I found out
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
What in tarnation
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I wonder if a 10 or 20 year retrospective will see a higher incidence of kidney failure related to people prioritizing Ibuprofen over Tylenol
October 31, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Dear Lord, let someone do it
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 21d
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 AM
My monitor is started to do the flickers 😢 Now I have to wade into the incomprehensible world of 1440p 27" screens and decide wtf I want to replace it with
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM