Tealeaf
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They/them. polyam. Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you.
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there's a BIRD in the PARK
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM
there's a BIRD in the PARK
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Once again.
No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
Contrary to what he would have you believe, President Bush’s plans to invade Iraq have nothing to do with such high-minded goals as liberating the Iraqi people or saving the world from terrorism. His ...
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January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Once again.
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If I had a nickel for every time I'd seen an hour long stand-up, by Mr. Green about having had cancer, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I'd seen an hour long stand-up, by Mr. Green about having had cancer, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot
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I've just noticed that one patch is upside down, so now I need to make another quilt top. The 7th out of the planned 4 that I wanted to make.
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I've just noticed that one patch is upside down, so now I need to make another quilt top. The 7th out of the planned 4 that I wanted to make.
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
Are MI5 running your party‽
Or is it just that they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
Or is it just that they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Are MI5 running your party‽
Or is it just that they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
Or is it just that they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
This is just an old XKCD xkcd.com/673/
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is just an old XKCD xkcd.com/673/
But when is not all men's day?
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
But when is not all men's day?
Idk seems pretty likely they joined the Croatoan people who lived nearby. But I'm no historian
CROATOAN 🌲
This English attempt to settle in North America ended with a mystery.
In 1587, settlers established a colony on Roanoke Island, now part of North Carolina. Governor John White returned to England for supplies and did not make it back for three years due to war. 🧵⬇️ (1/3)
This English attempt to settle in North America ended with a mystery.
In 1587, settlers established a colony on Roanoke Island, now part of North Carolina. Governor John White returned to England for supplies and did not make it back for three years due to war. 🧵⬇️ (1/3)
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Idk seems pretty likely they joined the Croatoan people who lived nearby. But I'm no historian
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Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
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Dick Cheney died the day we may get the first Muslim mayor of New York, if that ain’t the Mandate of Heaven I don’t know what is
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Dick Cheney died the day we may get the first Muslim mayor of New York, if that ain’t the Mandate of Heaven I don’t know what is
TBH I mostly dress to confuse time travelers
October 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
TBH I mostly dress to confuse time travelers
This is what happens when you don't nurture your staff including Nate the great
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This is what happens when you don't nurture your staff including Nate the great
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Day 62 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
October 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Day 62 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
I feel bad about copying the plagiarism police word for word into my notes
October 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I feel bad about copying the plagiarism police word for word into my notes
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Today was supposed to be The Civil Court Users Association’s national conference, where bailiffs & debt collection agencies come together. Not on our watch.
We’ve shut it down as part of our fight for a Bailiff Free Britain🔥
Sign our open letter here: acornuk.good.do/englandcampa...
We’ve shut it down as part of our fight for a Bailiff Free Britain🔥
Sign our open letter here: acornuk.good.do/englandcampa...
October 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Today was supposed to be The Civil Court Users Association’s national conference, where bailiffs & debt collection agencies come together. Not on our watch.
We’ve shut it down as part of our fight for a Bailiff Free Britain🔥
Sign our open letter here: acornuk.good.do/englandcampa...
We’ve shut it down as part of our fight for a Bailiff Free Britain🔥
Sign our open letter here: acornuk.good.do/englandcampa...
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We’re sending a clear message to parasite bailiffs… “And if they can’t hear us, we’ll take over their conference!”🔥
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
We’re sending a clear message to parasite bailiffs… “And if they can’t hear us, we’ll take over their conference!”🔥
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Tom Scot in the fastest car in the world.
October 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tom Scot in the fastest car in the world.
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she is gods righteous sword truly
October 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
she is gods righteous sword truly
Well that's more accurate than someone I legally can't name
October 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Well that's more accurate than someone I legally can't name
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CONTINENTAL HOTEL BONG SOMMELIER: And what would Sir desire for, hm, an amuse-bouche?
KEANU WICK: Something with... character. Bold, but... refined.
CHBS: [Pulling out a joint that looks like the weed equivalent of a Scooby-Doo sandwich] Of course. One pirate coin please
KEANU WICK: Something with... character. Bold, but... refined.
CHBS: [Pulling out a joint that looks like the weed equivalent of a Scooby-Doo sandwich] Of course. One pirate coin please
October 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
CONTINENTAL HOTEL BONG SOMMELIER: And what would Sir desire for, hm, an amuse-bouche?
KEANU WICK: Something with... character. Bold, but... refined.
CHBS: [Pulling out a joint that looks like the weed equivalent of a Scooby-Doo sandwich] Of course. One pirate coin please
KEANU WICK: Something with... character. Bold, but... refined.
CHBS: [Pulling out a joint that looks like the weed equivalent of a Scooby-Doo sandwich] Of course. One pirate coin please
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i need to fuck an elf unprotected
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
September 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i need to fuck an elf unprotected
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳