Tealeaf
tealeaf.bsky.social
Tealeaf
@tealeaf.bsky.social
They/them. polyam. Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you.
Yes you could use the AI to do that but it's much more fun and less environmentally destructive to do catholic themed BDSM like the rest of us perverts
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Canceling you over this: I'm going to dress like a pirate and there's nothing you can do about it
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.

Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.

Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Counterspell
October 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
While this feels true, I've never seen a reliable citation for it.
October 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Tom Scot in the fastest car in the world.
October 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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CONTINENTAL HOTEL BONG SOMMELIER: And what would Sir desire for, hm, an amuse-bouche?
KEANU WICK: Something with... character. Bold, but... refined.
CHBS: [Pulling out a joint that looks like the weed equivalent of a Scooby-Doo sandwich] Of course. One pirate coin please
October 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Always worth mentioning of course that these cretins don’t necessarily care that what they’re saying is stupid and makes them sound like clueless dipshits. The aim is to broadcast contempt. “He’s a god” is cover for “fuck disabled people.”

It’s still funny that they’re such imbeciles though.
September 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
†flying the flag upside down to indicate distress is mostly a US thing, because it only works if a flag has a canton so it can easily be seen, from a distance, to be upside down. Many flags are symmetric or nearly symmetric (tricolour etc.), or become a different country's flag (Poland: Monaco).
September 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
They record 1 (one) right wing terror attack this year: the assassination of minnissota lawmakers. Which misses the trump cybertruck bombing that started this year
September 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM