brain trellbat
talby.bsky.social
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@eve6.bsky.social hey so ev*rclear is playing at a brewery near mine and my brewer was like "is that the heart in a blender band?" and i told him NO that is Eve6 so i am once again begging you to play at my brewery
April 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I'll be participating in D.R.Y. January this year (Don't Repeat Yourself, never have the same beer twice)
January 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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[travels back in time]

[accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]
June 27, 2023 at 2:59 AM
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A DISCWORLD PRIMER*

*or, why should I read this thing that everyone keeps going on about?

Come on in, sit down, pull up a chair. If you have followup questions, feel free to ask me or @ankhmorporkcity.watch, we're always happy to help.

(1/a lot, idk, we'll figure this out as we go)
July 17, 2023 at 11:11 PM
smh things start getting serious and they vanish
Like 200 dollars and a carton of turquoise american spirits
@eve6.bsky.social what would it take for you guys to play at a small craft brewery in Central Virginia (i mostly get local bands but what the hell I'll shoot my shot)
November 25, 2024 at 11:19 PM
You know how there were a million reasons to not like Hillary Clinton but the right would only say shit like "her emails!" so they sounded dumb as hell? That's exactly the same as the "Elonia" shit
November 25, 2024 at 2:36 PM
@eve6.bsky.social what would it take for you guys to play at a small craft brewery in Central Virginia (i mostly get local bands but what the hell I'll shoot my shot)
November 23, 2024 at 10:19 PM
oh FUCK no
November 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
do u guys play minecraft
November 22, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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date: can you take off your work gloves

Jim Henson: they have names
May 1, 2023 at 12:01 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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[first day as a doctor]

me: inside of you are two wolves

patient: …you mean lungs?

me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what
October 21, 2024 at 11:18 AM
@chucktingle.bsky.social hey Dr. Tingle i made some edibles for some coworkers for a Friendsgiving tonight; we bonded over your books at work (they bought me Camp Damascus when it came out and it was great!) anyway I want to know if you'll let me call them Chuck Tinglers
November 20, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
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some people are the turd and some people are the balls. oh, me? heh. kid, im' the pig 🕶
October 30, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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how your email finds me
September 19, 2023 at 4:24 PM
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holy crap I just remembered this epic thing we used to have before apps, it was called "web sights". Instead of just being endless scrolling dopamine farms the internet used to be discrete web "pages", kind of like pages in a book.
November 15, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Men: don't fall for the propaganda that being "good at sex" is about being considerate of your partner! It's about doing a precise and complicated maneuver with the right type of penis, which you don't have
November 11, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Good morning, Bluesky!☕
November 12, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Companies trying to roll back work from home policy
November 9, 2024 at 4:09 PM