viridian
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“You seem very self-aware”
Thank you I spent decades self-reflecting through emotional abuse, social anxiety, and gender dysphoria
Thank you I spent decades self-reflecting through emotional abuse, social anxiety, and gender dysphoria
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM
“You seem very self-aware”
Thank you I spent decades self-reflecting through emotional abuse, social anxiety, and gender dysphoria
Thank you I spent decades self-reflecting through emotional abuse, social anxiety, and gender dysphoria
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The reason ICE guys look like this is because they preferentially hire guys they can dismiss as clearly AI-generated if they're caught on camera
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 30, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The reason ICE guys look like this is because they preferentially hire guys they can dismiss as clearly AI-generated if they're caught on camera
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Some of you children may be wondering, “What about sleeping in and sledding?” Well, I’m here to ask, “What about honoring the responsibilities of your schoolwork regardless of bomb cyclones and ice-sheeted roads?
I’m “Flexible Instruction Day,” Formerly Known as “Snow Day”
I, your beloved Snow Day, am excited to share that I’ve been meditating a lot lately and have decided to reinvent myself as the Flexible Instructio...
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January 27, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Some of you children may be wondering, “What about sleeping in and sledding?” Well, I’m here to ask, “What about honoring the responsibilities of your schoolwork regardless of bomb cyclones and ice-sheeted roads?
mls roster rules are almost as complicated as figuring out when polymarket will pay out so it’s good that they’re together now
January 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
mls roster rules are almost as complicated as figuring out when polymarket will pay out so it’s good that they’re together now
if you play an instrument it's a good morning to play a few simple songs on it. a little healing with the ocarina today.
January 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
if you play an instrument it's a good morning to play a few simple songs on it. a little healing with the ocarina today.
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ICE is enacting the bizarro version of the parable of the good Samaritan the Antichrist would tell.
“One officer responded mockingly as he walked away, telling (protesters): ‘Boo hoo.’” apnews.com/article/immi...
January 25, 2026 at 2:08 AM
ICE is enacting the bizarro version of the parable of the good Samaritan the Antichrist would tell.
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Satire is dead. You can’t satirize when the world itself is a bad joke.
DHS officials have urged disaster response staff at FEMA to avoid using the word “ice” in public messaging about the winter storm, sources say.
The concern is that the word could spark confusion or online mockery, given the ongoing controversy surrounding US Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
The concern is that the word could spark confusion or online mockery, given the ongoing controversy surrounding US Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Don’t say ‘Watch out for ice’: FEMA warned storm announcements could invite memes | CNN Politics
Homeland Security officials have urged disaster response staff at FEMA to avoid using the word “ice” in public messaging about the massive winter storm barreling toward much of the United States. The ...
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January 24, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Satire is dead. You can’t satirize when the world itself is a bad joke.
remember to read your communications closely, kids
if you get a message with a weird teal crest that's not the detroit city football club that's the weird hft guy owner
if you get a message with a weird teal crest that's not the detroit city football club that's the weird hft guy owner
January 23, 2026 at 8:08 PM
remember to read your communications closely, kids
if you get a message with a weird teal crest that's not the detroit city football club that's the weird hft guy owner
if you get a message with a weird teal crest that's not the detroit city football club that's the weird hft guy owner
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my Blackest opinion is that the presumption of conflict between "America has a long and deeply rooted history of violence" and "we can and should fight against today's version of that, as did those who came before us" is less a philosophical debate about how to treat the past and more a skill issue
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 PM
my Blackest opinion is that the presumption of conflict between "America has a long and deeply rooted history of violence" and "we can and should fight against today's version of that, as did those who came before us" is less a philosophical debate about how to treat the past and more a skill issue
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thank you i would love to read your doorstop does it come in book format
January 21, 2026 at 12:37 PM
thank you i would love to read your doorstop does it come in book format
Things you can't fix are meant to die.
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Things you can't fix are meant to die.
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
January 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
January 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
#AGDQ2026, you wouldn’t want to make the lesbian spheal sad, would you? Be gay and push this crime of matchups!
Hey, Spheal Fans and #AGDQ2026 folks! Wattson's Voltorb is a huge fan of blowing up, disintegrating their roundness! We need a hero to stop this madness!
Enter Super Spheal! We need our round hero to face off against this menace at the finale! Donate to help us face this peril!
Enter Super Spheal! We need our round hero to face off against this menace at the finale! Donate to help us face this peril!
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
#AGDQ2026, you wouldn’t want to make the lesbian spheal sad, would you? Be gay and push this crime of matchups!
That's not true, I stopped years ago.
It's always the same fucking guy. Every fucking time.
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
That's not true, I stopped years ago.
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They didn’t have ChatGPT when I was a newborn and I was repeatedly killed.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
They didn’t have ChatGPT when I was a newborn and I was repeatedly killed.
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AI engineers are just computer-based Tim The Toolman Taylors developing dumber and dumber scenarios that just require MORE POWER AUGH AUGH AUGH
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
AI engineers are just computer-based Tim The Toolman Taylors developing dumber and dumber scenarios that just require MORE POWER AUGH AUGH AUGH
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Saw the Pope went to visit President Erdoğan today. Do you think this is the result of translation/idiom issues?
Pope:
“Arrange something special for November 25. It’s Turkey Day, you know.”
Aide, for whom English is a second language:
“We will make it happen, Your Holiness.”
Pope:
“Arrange something special for November 25. It’s Turkey Day, you know.”
Aide, for whom English is a second language:
“We will make it happen, Your Holiness.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Saw the Pope went to visit President Erdoğan today. Do you think this is the result of translation/idiom issues?
Pope:
“Arrange something special for November 25. It’s Turkey Day, you know.”
Aide, for whom English is a second language:
“We will make it happen, Your Holiness.”
Pope:
“Arrange something special for November 25. It’s Turkey Day, you know.”
Aide, for whom English is a second language:
“We will make it happen, Your Holiness.”
Code Lyoko? Not only am I getting saved, I won’t even remember there was a problem if they Return to the Past.
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Code Lyoko? Not only am I getting saved, I won’t even remember there was a problem if they Return to the Past.
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POTATOES ARE PROOF THAT WE HAVE A LOVING GOD!
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
POTATOES ARE PROOF THAT WE HAVE A LOVING GOD!
It’s time to transfer your turkey from the freezer to a pot of hot oil
Hey don't forget to thaw your turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s time to transfer your turkey from the freezer to a pot of hot oil
Happy Thanksgiving Eve!
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Eve!
ThanksChrigivemasing with my aunt is in two days! both holidays at once and we’ll be able to have a nice quiet time together. Cannot wait.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
ThanksChrigivemasing with my aunt is in two days! both holidays at once and we’ll be able to have a nice quiet time together. Cannot wait.