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Tryin’ to make a livin’ and doin’ the best I can.
TIL that I shouldn’t rinse my roasted chiles. Apparently I‘ve been missing out on charry flavor compounds lingering on the flesh. (Following this thread w/ bated breath btw, it’s about PEAR CRISP DRAMA.)
which is great! I love to learn about why I shouldn’t rinse my roasted chiles (pictured here), or the variety of relish types in regional American cooking. I also love the subtle “…you idiot” tone that sometimes accompanies.
October 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is going to make it harder to communicate the actual dangers of acetaminophen to people.

(Really easy to overdose - it’s in lots of combo meds, importantly lots of combo OTC meds - & overdose is Real Bad.)
September 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Doing her best pancake impression.
November 5, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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It's open enrollment time so here's a convenient peg to hang a little tutorial about how to choose your health insurance.

Most of the advice you get is bad. Most of your instincts are bad. I however used to work for a health insurance company and I do arithmetic for a living so I can help.
Personally I think it's great that my company's HR sends out an official looking tool where they even ask you to pre-populate your healthcare providers and instead of being the actual insurance enrollment process it's just some bullshit checklist to try and convince me I actually don't want a PPO
October 28, 2024 at 1:43 PM
ANYWAY back to trying to figure out how to keep the white crowns off my seedlings! 😠
November 5, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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i went ahead and wrote this into a quick essay. i don't know where to put it, other than here, but here it is.
November 4, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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10th ANNUAL
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FUNDRAISING THREAD
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(Plus other donation options in thread!)
October 31, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Any annoyance I might’ve felt at being Cyberstruck this early evaporated under the pure joy of watching this thing attempt to maneuver itself into the drive-thru.

…emphasis on “attempt.”
everyone is the world is playing CYBERSTRUCK, the fun new mandatory game in which you are eliminated when you see your first cybertruck in the wild

rules are similar to whamageddon, but with no end date:

• the cybertruck must be real, in the wild
• as soon as you notice the cybertruck, you are out
June 13, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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the thing is if you're smart and hyperverbal you can spend a long time externalizing your feelings into grand theories of life and reality and the world, but the truth is this neither helps you understand the world nor solves your problems

it's just words used as a distraction from yourself.
May 27, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I bought a catnip plant, had it outside. Saw the little cat sitting in one of the big storage baskets, like she does. So I got the catnip plant & dropped it in with her.

There’s shredded plant material & potting soil all over the living room now. Sorry to the other cats who didn’t get to enjoy it.
May 28, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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I’ve always enjoyed watching different sports but wasn’t a fan until I was in my late 20s, which is also how old I was when I ended up on the phone to my dad, almost in tears, “THIS IS SO STRESSFUL, WHY CAN’T THEY JUST WIN,” while he, a lifelong Denver Broncos fan, just laughed & laughed.
May 28, 2024 at 3:54 AM
I’m at that stage in the project lifecycle where I fantasize about throwing my work computer out the window & trying to climb out myself, but my hatred of everything ever keeps getting derailed bc any time I start thinking about how much this sucks, my brain tags on “…said the Little Red Hen.”
May 23, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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sysadmin here. key point in my job is to understand that computers are literally malevolent demon possessed boxes of evil that really are out to fuck you up. my job is to know the thousand ways to intimidate the fucking can opener with a wrench.
December 2, 2023 at 10:48 PM
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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This is a point I can 100% endorse. We’re 14 months out from the end of the first term and some of the Trump regulations which were barely halted at the end are still on the books (but enjoined). He needs to get those regs off the books and replaced ASAP.

bsky.app/profile/prop...
and he doesn't think Biden has done much to future-proof against Trump II being awful either.
December 2, 2023 at 9:54 PM
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This is a very real issue; a LOT of people have come in on parole, or been granted TPS, under Biden. By January 2025 it could be easily 1.5 million people. Their status will be at risk under a different admin.

The counterpoint, though, is that these are pretty much the only tools the admin has.
we were a few beers in so I might have the quote wrong but he described the Biden administration as a "colossal disappointment" on immig

he does like that the admin is letting people in legally at such a high rate (under asylum claims) but is really worried that this is setting up a time bomb /1
my buddy who does appellate immigration stuff is in town next week, I look forward to finding out how good or bad he thinks Biden has been on immigration
December 2, 2023 at 9:48 PM
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Reminder:

Nothing you post here is remotely private.

Posts, pictures, etc. are all visible on the firehose without a login (see: firesky.tv )

Also, as far as I know nothing is truly deletable either but I’m not sure on that.
Not possible in the current iteration, but I think we’d all like to see it eventually. In the meantime, all data is public already
December 1, 2023 at 11:15 PM
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Zaporizhia offline and running on diesel backups.

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December 3, 2023 at 3:33 AM
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I articulated to myself today for the first time that part of the reason I'm committed to empathy and understanding other narratives (even if I don't agree) really comes down to defiance. I refuse to let those who hate me dissuade me from, or compromise, my humanity
December 2, 2023 at 8:18 PM
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The Bert and Calami-Tea Shop presents 2023's Holiday Fudge:

🫖🍯 Earl Grey with Honey Cream Swirl
🍵🍓 Matcha Raspberry
🧋🥥 Thai Iced Tea
🥤🍋 Arnold Palmer
💚🌹 Pistachio Rose

Art and photography - and so much humor, kindness, and packing help - by the indomitable, immortal, very tall @shing.bsky.social.
December 2, 2023 at 6:30 PM
An unanticipated side effect of actively using social media: I now have a rapidly growing list of “Cute Shit I Want For The Cats.”
December 3, 2023 at 2:21 AM
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December 3, 2023 at 1:50 AM
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"sure but if you think about" let me stop you right there, fella: this is not something you need to think about. You do not need to consider the merits of the shoals, you need to steer clear of them.
December 3, 2023 at 1:52 AM
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December 2, 2023 at 9:01 PM