SyrupTishus
@syruptishus.bsky.social
I hope you like Barry Manilow lyrics.
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SyrupTishus
@syruptishus.bsky.social
· Jan 13
I promised a thirst trap at 1,000 followers - and I do not go back on my word.
6 months since I've posted here - whoops.
September 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
6 months since I've posted here - whoops.
Good morning to everyone except anyone who calls it "hump day".
March 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Good morning to everyone except anyone who calls it "hump day".
Let's skip work and watch The Goonies then nap.
March 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Let's skip work and watch The Goonies then nap.
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what you mean i can't get stoned from eating chicken pot pie
March 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
what you mean i can't get stoned from eating chicken pot pie
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I tend to stress eat...even when I’m not stressed.
March 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I tend to stress eat...even when I’m not stressed.
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TIMMY: falls in a well
LASSIE: [rolling eyes] this clumsy mf i swear it’s every week with this shit
LASSIE: [rolling eyes] this clumsy mf i swear it’s every week with this shit
March 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
TIMMY: falls in a well
LASSIE: [rolling eyes] this clumsy mf i swear it’s every week with this shit
LASSIE: [rolling eyes] this clumsy mf i swear it’s every week with this shit
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The red hot chili peppers should change it up and start writing all their songs about rhode island
March 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The red hot chili peppers should change it up and start writing all their songs about rhode island
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When a Republican is asked to display basic empathy.
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ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's fist in a yellow sweater
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March 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
When a Republican is asked to display basic empathy.
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Spring is almost here. 🩷
March 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Spring is almost here. 🩷
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Be the reason people feel included, heard, and loved.
March 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Be the reason people feel included, heard, and loved.
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First crocus sighting!
March 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
First crocus sighting!
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sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made
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I could easily survive on just pickle juice alone
March 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I could easily survive on just pickle juice alone
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He was always a used car salesman at heart.
March 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He was always a used car salesman at heart.
George Takei just shared one of my tweets on his Facebook page. ♥️♥️♥️
March 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
George Takei just shared one of my tweets on his Facebook page. ♥️♥️♥️
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To be clear: a tariff is a tax.
March 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
To be clear: a tariff is a tax.
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I want winter tires with the tread of Joe Rogan’s forehead
March 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I want winter tires with the tread of Joe Rogan’s forehead
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in denmark, great danes are just called great guys
March 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
in denmark, great danes are just called great guys
If you were alive for this it's time to get your cholesterol checked.
March 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you were alive for this it's time to get your cholesterol checked.