SwelterTheChef
@swelterthechef.bsky.social
Reader of Books ( mainly crime ), Supporter of Everton FC, Player of Left Handed Guitars ( albeit badly ), Eclectic music taste but lean towards Psychedelic and Blues.
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#NowPlaying #MusicSky We really do need a Disco revival.
Donna Summer - MacArthur Park Suite [Original Extended Version] (Casablanca Records 1977)
YouTube video by DiscoSaturdayNightTV
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 12:13 PM
#NowPlaying #MusicSky We really do need a Disco revival.
Someone dropping a glass or plate in the restaurant, and one wag piping up 'sack the juggler'.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Someone dropping a glass or plate in the restaurant, and one wag piping up 'sack the juggler'.
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
Queen
Oasis
Simply Red
Radiohead
Chumbawumba
Queen
Oasis
Simply Red
Radiohead
Chumbawumba
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
I'll have a go.
Queen
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Fleetwood Mac
Black Eyed Peas
Mumford and Sons
Not a band but a dishonourable mention for Ed Sheeran, the abysmal twat.
I'll have a go.
Queen
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Fleetwood Mac
Black Eyed Peas
Mumford and Sons
Not a band but a dishonourable mention for Ed Sheeran, the abysmal twat.
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
Coldplay
Elbow
Iron Maiden
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
I could go on all day but I only get 4
Coldplay
Elbow
Iron Maiden
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
I could go on all day but I only get 4
February 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
Queen
Oasis
Simply Red
Radiohead
Chumbawumba
Queen
Oasis
Simply Red
Radiohead
Chumbawumba
Where would West Ham be without Jarrod Bowen?
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Where would West Ham be without Jarrod Bowen?
Debbie Does Dick
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Dick
Cloudy with a Chance of Dicks
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Debbie Does Dick
Everton's tactics are so 1 dimensional. Move it round the back four, pass it to Ndiaye, he gets crowded out, get the ball back rinse repeat.
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Everton's tactics are so 1 dimensional. Move it round the back four, pass it to Ndiaye, he gets crowded out, get the ball back rinse repeat.
Debbie Does Sausage.
Big Sausage in Little China
Empire of the Sausage
The Sausage of Monte Cristo
Empire of the Sausage
The Sausage of Monte Cristo
American Sausage
The Sausages From Brazil
Canadian Sausage
The Sausages From Brazil
Canadian Sausage
January 29, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Debbie Does Sausage.
Reposted by SwelterTheChef
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"That's because A-family chords contain open strings (strings that you play without pressing down any notes ).
"That's because A-family chords contain open strings (strings that you play without pressing down any notes ).
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"What my parents never really understood was that most families just rubbed along anyhow."
The fun thing about Alan Bennett is that your mind automatically reads his books in his voice.
"What my parents never really understood was that most families just rubbed along anyhow."
The fun thing about Alan Bennett is that your mind automatically reads his books in his voice.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Lie detected!"
(yes, it's a loki book, I keep them on my desk to refer to when editing)
"Lie detected!"
(yes, it's a loki book, I keep them on my desk to refer to when editing)
January 21, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"That's because A-family chords contain open strings (strings that you play without pressing down any notes ).
"That's because A-family chords contain open strings (strings that you play without pressing down any notes ).
Just been down a two hour rabbit hole of 1980's Soho. Christ, I miss those times.
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Just been down a two hour rabbit hole of 1980's Soho. Christ, I miss those times.
Ruin a movie or TV show series title by adding "if you know what I mean."
Debbie Does Dallas, if you know what I mean.
Debbie Does Dallas, if you know what I mean.
Ruin a movie or TV show series title by adding "if you know what I mean."
Twin Peaks, if you know what I mean
Twin Peaks, if you know what I mean
Ruin a movie or TV show series title by adding "if you know what I mean."
There Will Be Blood, if you know what I mean
There Will Be Blood, if you know what I mean
January 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Ruin a movie or TV show series title by adding "if you know what I mean."
Debbie Does Dallas, if you know what I mean.
Debbie Does Dallas, if you know what I mean.
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Get that feeling that early chance is the only one Everton are going to get.
January 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Get that feeling that early chance is the only one Everton are going to get.
Fucking hell, why does everyone have a maudlin story on Traitors?
January 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Fucking hell, why does everyone have a maudlin story on Traitors?
Anyone know any snowplough drivers in Minnesota? Just wondering if there are more 'useful' places to dump all their snow 'and ICE'?
January 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Anyone know any snowplough drivers in Minnesota? Just wondering if there are more 'useful' places to dump all their snow 'and ICE'?
Come on Everton, pull your finger out! Even Reform have managed to sign on a new RIght Winger.
January 15, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Come on Everton, pull your finger out! Even Reform have managed to sign on a new RIght Winger.
You know what, I am really enjoying this reboot of Linley on #BBC. Good chemistry between Linley and Havers, good support. Hope they make more beyond this initial 4 episodes.
January 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
You know what, I am really enjoying this reboot of Linley on #BBC. Good chemistry between Linley and Havers, good support. Hope they make more beyond this initial 4 episodes.
Reposted by SwelterTheChef
Ok this rules: unstream.stream
Looking for a way to support a musician directly? Like a way to buy their music or kofi or patreon or anything other than streaming?
This app someone made shows places you can do that. Search for an artist, find their platforms, give them love.
Really dig this.
Looking for a way to support a musician directly? Like a way to buy their music or kofi or patreon or anything other than streaming?
This app someone made shows places you can do that. Search for an artist, find their platforms, give them love.
Really dig this.
January 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Ok this rules: unstream.stream
Looking for a way to support a musician directly? Like a way to buy their music or kofi or patreon or anything other than streaming?
This app someone made shows places you can do that. Search for an artist, find their platforms, give them love.
Really dig this.
Looking for a way to support a musician directly? Like a way to buy their music or kofi or patreon or anything other than streaming?
This app someone made shows places you can do that. Search for an artist, find their platforms, give them love.
Really dig this.
Been bugging me who this ref reminds me of, in the Everton game. Alan Ruck.
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Been bugging me who this ref reminds me of, in the Everton game. Alan Ruck.
Everton accidently playing some football there.
January 10, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Everton accidently playing some football there.
Would love to see Beto's touch map this game.
January 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Would love to see Beto's touch map this game.
This needs sharing far and wide. An incredible song, with an incredible vocalist.
45 or 50 years ago, a song this fantastic would land its performers on every "Top 40" radio station in the United States of America.
Now, tho', bc such a song has no special "genre" space to grow in, it has to wait + hope to be found by...somebody.
Melt- "Stay For The High"
youtu.be/YZW-WV99mno?...
Now, tho', bc such a song has no special "genre" space to grow in, it has to wait + hope to be found by...somebody.
Melt- "Stay For The High"
youtu.be/YZW-WV99mno?...
Melt - Stay for the High (Music Video)
YouTube video by Melt
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 AM
This needs sharing far and wide. An incredible song, with an incredible vocalist.
Slightly diminish a band:
They Might Be Slightly Larger Than Average.
They Might Be Slightly Larger Than Average.
Orchestral manoeuvres with the lights on.
Slightly diminish a band:
U1
U1
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
They Might Be Slightly Larger Than Average.
They Might Be Slightly Larger Than Average.
God gave McNeill a right leg purely to stop his trouser leg flapping about.
January 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
God gave McNeill a right leg purely to stop his trouser leg flapping about.
Did Barry just trap a ball 15 yards there?
January 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Did Barry just trap a ball 15 yards there?