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CS and Astrophysics student
Grad school will NOT save me
Grad school will NOT save me
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you're laughing. santa landed on the roof, caused a 6" icicle to fall on my Sonic 3 vinyl wrapped Cybertruck (it's completely totaled), and you're laughing?
December 25, 2024 at 2:31 AM
you're laughing. santa landed on the roof, caused a 6" icicle to fall on my Sonic 3 vinyl wrapped Cybertruck (it's completely totaled), and you're laughing?
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i whisper "i wonder...." as i open the weiner hole on my underwear. the weiner hole nobody ever uses. i reach in and just as i touch my peenae the FBI explodes the battery in my phone, blowing my legs off
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
i whisper "i wonder...." as i open the weiner hole on my underwear. the weiner hole nobody ever uses. i reach in and just as i touch my peenae the FBI explodes the battery in my phone, blowing my legs off
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everyone sure values resourcefulness and improvisation until they can *allegedly* taste the ketchup in the cookie icing
December 24, 2024 at 5:50 PM
everyone sure values resourcefulness and improvisation until they can *allegedly* taste the ketchup in the cookie icing
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they’re playing christmas music at the store even though it’s not even christmas yet
December 22, 2024 at 9:55 PM
they’re playing christmas music at the store even though it’s not even christmas yet
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(when a mutual doesn't like my reply within 26 ms) are you mad at me
December 22, 2024 at 11:52 PM
(when a mutual doesn't like my reply within 26 ms) are you mad at me
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The raccoon who wants to use me to open a store in Animal Crossing: vile, capitalist, opportunistic scum
The raccoon who wants to use me to open a store in Stardew Valley: precious, entrepreneur, local business family I would die for
The raccoon who wants to use me to open a store in Stardew Valley: precious, entrepreneur, local business family I would die for
December 24, 2024 at 12:16 AM
The raccoon who wants to use me to open a store in Animal Crossing: vile, capitalist, opportunistic scum
The raccoon who wants to use me to open a store in Stardew Valley: precious, entrepreneur, local business family I would die for
The raccoon who wants to use me to open a store in Stardew Valley: precious, entrepreneur, local business family I would die for
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Regarding the post about getting a library card even if you don't use it as it impacts funding: yes, and you also have to use it.
December 21, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Regarding the post about getting a library card even if you don't use it as it impacts funding: yes, and you also have to use it.
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*chuckles condescendingly*
it’s spelled “real” big fish
it’s spelled “real” big fish
December 21, 2024 at 3:20 AM
*chuckles condescendingly*
it’s spelled “real” big fish
it’s spelled “real” big fish
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Me: [leaning in for a kiss] "Thanks for all you do for me."
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
December 14, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Me: [leaning in for a kiss] "Thanks for all you do for me."
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
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The McRib is back and it's standing right behind you
December 13, 2024 at 10:29 PM
The McRib is back and it's standing right behind you
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
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i regularly think about the way that somebody could've joined naughty dog 15 years ago and spent literally their entire career working on two games over and over again
December 13, 2024 at 3:05 AM
i regularly think about the way that somebody could've joined naughty dog 15 years ago and spent literally their entire career working on two games over and over again
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Put 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 sample 👏🏼 size 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 abstract 👏🏼
December 12, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Put 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 sample 👏🏼 size 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 abstract 👏🏼
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I hate that i cant text anyone terminally internet brained enough to get this
December 11, 2024 at 12:58 AM
I hate that i cant text anyone terminally internet brained enough to get this
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(me in a cave 40,000 years ago) you're gonna draw another bull, huh. real exciting
December 4, 2024 at 3:07 AM
(me in a cave 40,000 years ago) you're gonna draw another bull, huh. real exciting
