Jonathan Howard
@jhoward.bsky.social
technical founder in crypto (not like that) advising startups and thinking about what’s next. what’re you excited about?
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you’ve been offline for 2 days?? touch glass
July 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
you’ve been offline for 2 days?? touch glass
me: I got the money, you got the variable intermittent reward?
drug dealer: maybe 😏
drug dealer: maybe 😏
July 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
me: I got the money, you got the variable intermittent reward?
drug dealer: maybe 😏
drug dealer: maybe 😏
nice anxiety you’ve got there. it’d be a shame if something happened to it
July 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
nice anxiety you’ve got there. it’d be a shame if something happened to it
we should study why there’s no obesity epidemic in werewolves
June 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
we should study why there’s no obesity epidemic in werewolves
five eyes
full magnets
can lose
full magnets
can lose
June 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
five eyes
full magnets
can lose
full magnets
can lose
I am once again saying to follow paul. every one of these threads is gold
A Brief History of Movies Today Are Too Sexy
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June 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I am once again saying to follow paul. every one of these threads is gold
In the movie, Elon’s kidnapped by ICE and spends two years in the torture camp as his supervillain origin story. Then South Africa, where he tries to unite the continent against the West.
But his lawyer money is what finally stops and dismantles ICE, so that the bad guy is Complicated.
But his lawyer money is what finally stops and dismantles ICE, so that the bad guy is Complicated.
June 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
In the movie, Elon’s kidnapped by ICE and spends two years in the torture camp as his supervillain origin story. Then South Africa, where he tries to unite the continent against the West.
But his lawyer money is what finally stops and dismantles ICE, so that the bad guy is Complicated.
But his lawyer money is what finally stops and dismantles ICE, so that the bad guy is Complicated.
It would be such sweet poetic justice if Elon spent months illegally seizing offices and ruining peoples lives, only to have it happen to him weeks later
Steve Bannon has called for President Trump to invoke the Defense Production Act in order to seize SpaceX "tonight before midnight" and deport Elon Musk.
June 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It would be such sweet poetic justice if Elon spent months illegally seizing offices and ruining peoples lives, only to have it happen to him weeks later
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Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
June 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
this is the exact amount of online I am
elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132
June 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
this is the exact amount of online I am
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elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132
June 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132
start a third party, elon! everyone who failed before just wasn’t smart enough!
June 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
start a third party, elon! everyone who failed before just wasn’t smart enough!
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TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
she spread on my sheets till i sum()
June 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
she spread on my sheets till i sum()
hahaha accidentally snuck into a private event at the Fellow storefront, to check out their new espresso machine AMA
June 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
hahaha accidentally snuck into a private event at the Fellow storefront, to check out their new espresso machine AMA
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Executioner: Any last words?
Me: Sparn
Executioner: Ok [throws switch] Wait, what does that mean
Me:
Executioner: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GOD DAMN IT
Me: Sparn
Executioner: Ok [throws switch] Wait, what does that mean
Me:
Executioner: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GOD DAMN IT
July 4, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Executioner: Any last words?
Me: Sparn
Executioner: Ok [throws switch] Wait, what does that mean
Me:
Executioner: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GOD DAMN IT
Me: Sparn
Executioner: Ok [throws switch] Wait, what does that mean
Me:
Executioner: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GOD DAMN IT
home is where the browser cookies are
May 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
home is where the browser cookies are
reality needs some zealots of its own
May 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
reality needs some zealots of its own
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And that colon polyp is now National Security Advisor
Donald's latest medical report showed he had a colon polyp removed during a colonoscopy. When was the procedure? Was the polyp precancerous? Cancerous? We'll never know. The press never follows up, and Donald always lies.
Trump on Biden's cancer diagnosis: "I'm surprised that the public wasn't notified a long time ago, because to get to stage 9, that's a long time ... I did a very complete physical, including cognitive tests. I'm proud to announced I aced it."
May 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
And that colon polyp is now National Security Advisor
my entire apartment smells like curry 🤤
May 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
my entire apartment smells like curry 🤤
I am SO bad at getting enough sleep, especially winding down at night
anyone struggled with that and found a way to crack it? #FitnessSky
anyone struggled with that and found a way to crack it? #FitnessSky
May 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I am SO bad at getting enough sleep, especially winding down at night
anyone struggled with that and found a way to crack it? #FitnessSky
anyone struggled with that and found a way to crack it? #FitnessSky
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one more reason to ride a bike as much as possible, to as many places as possible
New from 404 Media: Flock, the license plate reader company that has cameras all across the U.S., is now building a massive people lookup tool using hacked data. The plan is to "jump from LPR to person." Won't require a warrant. This is according to leak we obtained.
www.404media.co/license-plat...
www.404media.co/license-plat...
License Plate Reader Company Flock Is Building a Massive People Lookup Tool, Leak Shows
Flock, which has license plate readers (LPRs) all around the country, wants police to be able to “jump from LPR to person,” according to leaked audio obtained by 404 Media.
www.404media.co
May 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
one more reason to ride a bike as much as possible, to as many places as possible
officially down 20lbs in 20 weeks then kept it off for a month! 🥳
might be ready to do another cut soon GOOD LORD will I be happy when this is over lmao
might be ready to do another cut soon GOOD LORD will I be happy when this is over lmao
May 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
officially down 20lbs in 20 weeks then kept it off for a month! 🥳
might be ready to do another cut soon GOOD LORD will I be happy when this is over lmao
might be ready to do another cut soon GOOD LORD will I be happy when this is over lmao