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Ok my answer to this is weird b/c band nerd, but I’ve thought about it a lot over the last year, and it will be this. My husband has been warned that even if it’s 3 am, I will be blasting it at max volume & marching around the bed, twirling the back scratcher as a baton.

youtu.be/i9o6412lwGA?...
February 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Aww, I love that comment about the detail of the kid sleeping at the wedding. So cute! It’s fun and honestly a privilege to learn the little things that people want to share about their cultures, and to see their happiness in feeling seen. Being a miserable bigot about it all is baffling to me.
That halftime show? Otra cosa.
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Is… that tweet serious? Like she knows when that happened and how old Bad Bunny is, right?
The incredible content we’re getting in reaction to the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show is helping me deal with my feelings about the situation in Iran.
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
The thought of warehouses full of people, including children, who’ve done nothing wrong and have no rights or recourse literally makes me feel ill. Rounded up and locked away because some racist fucks just don’t want to look at them. Fuck every last person who enabled this.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Have we asked this powerful sorcerer if he could make another wish or two on the monkey’s paw for us?
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"

RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Threatened lmao
The softest people.
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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You can’t eat at everybody’s house
February 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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NEW: The Trump admin certainly put on a show last week about changing tactics in Minnesota after ICE agents killed Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old VA nurse.

Trump even suggested it's time for "a softer touch."

Except residents say nothing has changed. At all. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...
Trump Using A ‘Softer Touch’ With ICE In Minnesota? Residents Say Don’t Be Fooled.
Two weeks after Alex Pretti’s killing, federal agents have shown no signs of backing down. The resistance definitely hasn't.
www.huffpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Who will win the Super Bowl??? Well let's see what the animal kingdom thinks.

First off, Wilbur the binturong at the Nashville Zoo predicts the Seahawks will win. Makes you think, huh...
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
It never ceases to amaze me how republicans can do the dirtiest bullshit for YEARS without batting an eye, but then act like thee very soul of America has been torn out and pissed on if someone dares to turn the bullshit back on them even a little.
February 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK TO FOCUS ON MARSHMALLOW FARM INSTEAD OF GUMDROP CITY

www.wsj.com/science/spac...
SpaceX Delays Mars Plans To Focus on Moon
Elon Musk’s rocket company had aimed to reach the red planet in 2026
www.wsj.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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AWFUL news tonight. This blesses the “mandatory” detention in the 5th Circuit without bond (and little chance at habeas) of every undocumented immigrant who originally entered across the border, no matter how many decades in the past.

It will fuel ICE’s push to transfer people to Texas immediately.
BREAKING: A 5th Circuit panel has backed ICE's mass detention policy, a decision that clears the way for the administration to lock up people who are in immigration proceedings

It's a 2-1 ruling
Majority: Jones (Reagan), Duncan (Trump)
Minority: Douglas (Obama)

s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I find it very unfair that *I* can’t write rude messages to the government in piss
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Maybe this guy should no longer have a law license, idk
Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
lmao okay… saying this AT THE PRAYER BREAKFAST might be the most genuinely funny thing he’s ever done
Trump: "Mike Johnson is a very religious person. He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch.'"
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Everything is just so depressing 😞
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
How much treason did Tulsi Gabbard do, I wonder
@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him
Ron Wyden Only Talks Like This When The Spies Do Something *Real* Bad
No, I don't know what they did. But I have a lot of experience with the senator
www.forever-wars.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM