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The whistle people are amazing, holy shit
400k whistles shipped since mid-December and 100k since Sunday. Whistle Goblins Forever.
February 5, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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Democrats caving on the absolute bare minimum? Huge surprise!
Yes. Yes! Thank you
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
What in the ever-loving fuck
Trump: I hate even talking about ICE. 2 people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity.

Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—

Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters

Host: The waters?

Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Wow what a shock, who could have seen this coming, etc. 😐
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
This degenerate asshole is LITERALLY why it’s crucial that states run their own elections. I hadn’t thought about it in much depth until recently, but once you do for more than a few seconds, it’s extremely obvious why it would be a fatal error to allow him to nationalize them.
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Trump's constant degradation of female reporters is unsurprising but the press corps' collective decision to treat it as background noise is actually kind of sickening
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Ronald Reagan's disastrous experiment is over, we don't have to wonder where deregulated capitalism will lead anymore. It's in front of us now, played out far longer than it should have, and people are finally seeing that it sucks ass. We have to radically reverse course, or we're cooked.
February 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
“three-foot worms emerging from painful leg ulcers” JESUS CHRIST get it to 0
Only 10 cases of Guinea worm disease were recorded *globally* last year.

It may become the second human disease we eradicate, after smallpox.
February 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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lol this is the most ominous letter I've ever seen in my life.
I don’t like this
February 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Yeah, it’s pretty clear to me at this point who I need to fear in this country and it’s certainly not immigrants
"For much of the 2010s and likely before and since, it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States."
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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says in here that Matt Lauer is trying to make a comeback at CBS. wouldn't that be just the perfect capstone of the Bari Weiss Era www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
CBS’ Bari Weiss Reportedly Eyeing ‘Younger, Hotter’ Male to Replace Face the Nation’s Margaret Brennan
CBS is reportedly searching for a very specific type of successor to replace Face the Nation moderator Margaret Brennan. According to Rob Shuter’s latest Naughty But Nice Substack, published on Tuesda...
www.yahoo.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
This is what fucks me up abt having to exist in this world. You live your life, meeting random strangers everywhere, and for the most part, they seem polite & mostly sane. So you assume they’re prob decent ppl… and then you hear shit like this and it’s like, oh right, anyone could be an evil freak
Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.

6 years old.

She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
YouTube video by Ben Palmer
m.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
“we learned this after the fact”
Bitch, humanity learned ALL of that a long time ago, you just willfully ignored it because you’re an idiot grifter
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.

"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."

people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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It's hard to accurately express how much danger America is in right now without sounding hysterical, but Senator Van Hollen does a pretty good job of it here.
Watch closely: Donald Trump is plotting to rig the midterms.

In just the past 2 weeks, his AG demanded that Minnesota turn over voter rolls, his DNI raided 2020 election ballots in Georgia, & he called to 'nationalize' our elections.

We must mobilize to protect our democracy.
February 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.

Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Hell yeah… fuck him up, France
My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
February 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
He’s just the grossest, stupidest sack of shit alive… I feel like I maybe haven’t said it for a minute & needed to refresh my vibes, so there you go
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---

TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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...horrifying message without context, thank you
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
What a fuckin idiot.
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Lmao okay, thanks for your chat gpt–generated fanfic, dude
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I mean… this was my immediate assumption, honestly. If well-liked performers were still willing to have shows there, he wouldn’t be doing this. One of his biggest crybaby triggers is being shunned by cool famous people.
CNN is reporting the real reason Trump is closing the Kennedy Centre for two years is not for renovation: “the Kennedy Center does not have a 2026/2027 season. There would not have been any programming to announce."
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷‍♂️”
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM