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TIL turkey can be cooked from frozen. I thought the Costco directions were crazy but apparently it's a thing!
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Threaten me with a good time, etc. etc.
Breaking News: Pam Bondi assigned a prosecutor to look into Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to prominent Democrats including Bill Clinton, at President Trump’s urging.
Trump Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats
nyti.ms
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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No one is better at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory than Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The idea that Nigeria's approach to dealing with terrorism might be superior to the US approach, does not compute in the minds of biased people. They assume that the US approach must be better.

Similar to how biased people could not understand how Nigeria was doing better against Covid than the US🤷🏿‍♂️
Every Black medical professional was screaming up and down about what Cuomo needed to do, and he refused to do almost all of it.

Lagos, Nigeria got their 1st Covid case from Italy the same day as NYC. But Nigeria caught theirs and prevented spread.👍🏿

Because Lagos has better leadership than NYC.
Here’s how travellers are screened for coronavirus at Nigeria’s airports
A senior screener of the Port Health Services at the Muritala Mohammed Airport in Lagos, Dr. Eze Ugochukwu joins CNBC Africa's Christy Cole to explain the sc...
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Thank you, MTA person who decided to give B train riders a little joy this morning.
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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A white man killed another white man, but Black people are catching death threats.
So, instead of talking about white feelings again, I explored my own death threats, and tips for others who are unused to white America.
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Threatening Vulnerable People Is No Way to Mourn Someone Who Was Murdered
Those who had nothing to do with the violence against Charlie Kirk are being menaced—just like always.
www.thenation.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My fellow New Yorkers, let's make 2026 the year we all ask, "Hakeem who?"
Everything wrong with the Democratic Party in a nutshell.

95 House Democrats (including Jeffries!) just voted to honor the life & legacy of Charlie Kirk.

Only 58 voted no.

38 voted present.

clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
clerk.house.gov
September 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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This was a word AND he cussed 😂
September 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The conversation we’re not ready to have yet is that having empathy for a white supremacist is part of what upholds white supremacy.

And by that measure alone, it fails to be empathy at all.
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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My main observation from the last few hours of monitoring US social media is that Democrats are universally denouncing political violence and calling for calm while MAGA are escalating language and openly lusting for retribution against broad categories of people they identity as their enemies.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
WSJ doing WSJ headlines again:
September 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file

UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file
September 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
New York Post headline writers scrambling to find out if it was a ham sandwich.
August 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press.

“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”

www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor
The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This one's still on my need-to-watch list; last night I finally got around to watching High and Low.
Mood. “The Battle of Algiers” (1966)
August 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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One of my favorite stickers to bust out when I hear someone shit-talking Chicago.
July 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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EFF is always so proud to represent security researchers doing important work. Our Coders' Rights Project often works with DEFCON presenters, and two of our clients are presenting today about schools, bathroom vape detectors, and audio recordings. www.wired.com/story/schoo...
It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug
A pair of hackers found that a vape detector often found in high school bathrooms contained microphones—and security weaknesses that could allow someone to turn it into a secret listening device.
www.wired.com
August 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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July 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM