Stretch Cunningham
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Stretch Cunningham
@stretchcunningham.bsky.social
Michigan based. WMU hockey champs.
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hey, remember when Kamala Harris warned everyone that Trump would use the military on us, and the press was all "shut up, laughing lady, prove you worked at McDonald's"? that was fun, wasn't it
September 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
His team is generally aware of this, and it's why they double- and triple-down on "border," "crime control" and "immigration/deportation," as these things he has somewhat wider support on.
Americans broadly hate all of this, and we all gotta remember that when it feels like things are spinning out of control
August 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
South Park nails another, lol
August 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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If Bluesky is the kind of echo chamber where I don’t have to see people laughing and cheering about immigrants being fed to alligators, I’m fine with that.
July 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The more I think about it, the less I'm surprised this is happening in America. We have a sordid history of bigotry ("whites only" and "women can't vote" weren't *that* long ago). As demographics browned, it was only a matter of time before it erupted under the right circumstances of fire-spitters.
July 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Sending thoughts and prayers tonight to Matt Yglesias, Jonathan Chait, Ritchie Torres, Charlie Kirk, Libs of TikTok, and many more.
June 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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An entire generation of people raised on memes and Fox News who are just completely unable to separate propaganda from reality. If there is a crisis, it’s epistemological. Fascists will try to bend reality to their ideology, but this always fails in the long run with tons of damage along the way.
June 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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White flight ☠️😂
June 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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It's like all the idiots and drunks who yell at the refs at their kid's game are now in charge.
May 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?
May 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Trump single-handedly keeps the Liberal Party as Canada’s leadership, lol.
April 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Global trade news today and for the next few months
April 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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PM Carney's message is simulateously tragically sad and inspirationally hopeful. I count myself among the many Americans who stand with you, Canada, and against the tyranical regime in the US.
Carney: The system of global trade anchored on the United States.. is over. Our old relationship of steadily deepening integration with the United States is over. The 80 year period when the United States embraced the mantle of economic leadership… is over.
April 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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They knew. They *always* knew.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulvb...
March 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Breaking News: Mark Carney, a banker, will replace Justin Trudeau as Canada’s Liberal Party leader and the country’s prime minister. The party chose him to take on President Trump amid a generational crisis in Canada’s relationship with the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/09/w...
March 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
#SNL cold open… here we go
March 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I STAND WITH ZELENSKYY!
a man stands in front of a blue and yellow flag and a picture
ALT: a man stands in front of a blue and yellow flag and a picture
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"Woke just means you give a damn about other people." - Jane Fonda
February 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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You wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.
October 18, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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“Today, DEI has become the new N-word; the new rightwing abstraction deployed by Republicans to conceal their anti-Black racism.”

My latest for the Guardian, in which I cite Lee Atwater, and bring lots of receipts.

Sorry, but it has to be said:
What Republicans really mean when they blame 'DEI' | Mehdi Hasan
Referencing DEI is the new rightwing abstraction deployed by Republicans to conceal their anti-Black racism
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM