Amelie
@strawberryjamelie.bsky.social
Trans Woman. Chef. Warrior Poet. Inventor of the cobb loaf. 14 Grand Slam wins. Side sleeper.
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"ea sports: a second plane"
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"ea sports: a second plane"
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
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Full video since YouTube removed it
September 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Full video since YouTube removed it
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I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
September 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
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dark humor fans when the humor gets dark:
September 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
dark humor fans when the humor gets dark:
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Particularly, the fact that Gretchen Falker-Martin's account remains suspended at the same time as her work is being pulled in what amounts to cowardly retaliation on behalf of fascists is incredibly, incredibly shameful and just makes @jay.bsky.team et al look like the collaborators they are
September 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Particularly, the fact that Gretchen Falker-Martin's account remains suspended at the same time as her work is being pulled in what amounts to cowardly retaliation on behalf of fascists is incredibly, incredibly shameful and just makes @jay.bsky.team et al look like the collaborators they are
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
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Every university in 2025: we fired all the professors and just fes the syllabus into chatgpt but we're still gonna charge you tens of thousands of dollars. Also, if you show up on campus, we will ask the police to murder you
April 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every university in 2025: we fired all the professors and just fes the syllabus into chatgpt but we're still gonna charge you tens of thousands of dollars. Also, if you show up on campus, we will ask the police to murder you
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almost 20 year anniversary to the actual best vice article of all time
March 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
almost 20 year anniversary to the actual best vice article of all time
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more like "I Saw the TV Blow" am I right what a big load of shitfuck
July 7, 2024 at 6:28 PM
more like "I Saw the TV Blow" am I right what a big load of shitfuck
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ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
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I drew my 2021 misery self with a pointy helmet cuz all my artist sonas from back then had pointy helmets. Theyre cool but it covered up a complex i had about self-depiction, tbh
March 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I drew my 2021 misery self with a pointy helmet cuz all my artist sonas from back then had pointy helmets. Theyre cool but it covered up a complex i had about self-depiction, tbh
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i made a comic!!! about not starting estrogen soon enough. and whatever! 58 pages.
neurotoxicity.itch.io/postmortem
neurotoxicity.itch.io/postmortem
March 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i made a comic!!! about not starting estrogen soon enough. and whatever! 58 pages.
neurotoxicity.itch.io/postmortem
neurotoxicity.itch.io/postmortem
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favourite drawing i did for this comic i finished today
February 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
favourite drawing i did for this comic i finished today
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This is my best tweet. Now you can see it.
November 12, 2024 at 9:40 PM
This is my best tweet. Now you can see it.
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i was digging out old anime con booklets from high school and fucking found this jesus fucking christ
February 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i was digging out old anime con booklets from high school and fucking found this jesus fucking christ
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Happy tenth birthday to a real one
February 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Happy tenth birthday to a real one