stitchy
@stitchy.bsky.social
37 they/them ✂️ lifelong muppetfricker, sewist, and general goof off
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your honor, they’re in love and they can do whatever they want
February 7, 2026 at 12:45 PM
your honor, they’re in love and they can do whatever they want
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Doing art badly is good and sacred
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February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
my galaxy brain muppet show guest ? the chocolate guy
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
my galaxy brain muppet show guest ? the chocolate guy
hbo needs a cute kittens purring, puppies sneezing, babies giggling program you can watch after the pitt before going to bed
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
hbo needs a cute kittens purring, puppies sneezing, babies giggling program you can watch after the pitt before going to bed
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“Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix is really good and it surprised me. Beyond the story of building the titular covert apartment, it’s more broadly and deeply an examination of art and what it means within the context of living a life.
youtu.be/B9OCYOD-e9s?...
youtu.be/B9OCYOD-e9s?...
Secret Mall Apartment | Official Trailer HD
YouTube video by Secret Mall Apartment
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February 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
“Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix is really good and it surprised me. Beyond the story of building the titular covert apartment, it’s more broadly and deeply an examination of art and what it means within the context of living a life.
youtu.be/B9OCYOD-e9s?...
youtu.be/B9OCYOD-e9s?...
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the adventures of floaty dog
March 15, 2024 at 9:48 AM
the adventures of floaty dog
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Had seen this reposted many times & finally watched. Read the whole thread, watch & share this video. Play it for someone you know who doesn’t have social media. Find courage.
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Had seen this reposted many times & finally watched. Read the whole thread, watch & share this video. Play it for someone you know who doesn’t have social media. Find courage.
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Last year I met a joint email address couple in the wild.
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Last year I met a joint email address couple in the wild.
“You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? Will.” springs to mind…
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 AM
“You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? Will.” springs to mind…
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One more day until the return of The Muppet Show! Watch it Wednesday Feb 4th on Disney+ and ABC!
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
One more day until the return of The Muppet Show! Watch it Wednesday Feb 4th on Disney+ and ABC!
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are you also as sick of seeing AI generated posters/flyers/etc in public as I am? I made some Big stickers about it and will be selling packs of them at future shows 🫶
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
are you also as sick of seeing AI generated posters/flyers/etc in public as I am? I made some Big stickers about it and will be selling packs of them at future shows 🫶
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i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
i went to check if there were any granada holmes gifs in what passes for a catalog around these skarts (bsky parts) and it was better than i dared hope…
a picture of two men in hats with the words intimate friend written below them
Alt: INTIMATE FRIEND? framed around granada produced Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i went to check if there were any granada holmes gifs in what passes for a catalog around these skarts (bsky parts) and it was better than i dared hope…
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USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
July 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
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im trying to be so gracious regardless of my longstanding beef with casey blogs, im TRYING
The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
im trying to be so gracious regardless of my longstanding beef with casey blogs, im TRYING
i just know in my bones that baby dr mel the pitt read nerilka’s story and has dreamed of doing direct blood transfusions ever since 😌
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM
i just know in my bones that baby dr mel the pitt read nerilka’s story and has dreamed of doing direct blood transfusions ever since 😌
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please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS WEREGROUNDHOG IN A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS TIME LOOP ON GROUNDHOG DAY out now. get it here www.amazon.com/Pounded-Were... or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS WEREGROUNDHOG IN A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS TIME LOOP ON GROUNDHOG DAY out now. get it here www.amazon.com/Pounded-Were... or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
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right now “illegal” is anything a billionaire fascist doesn’t like. we need to learn to call that out as the bullshit it is.
I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
February 2, 2026 at 6:43 AM
right now “illegal” is anything a billionaire fascist doesn’t like. we need to learn to call that out as the bullshit it is.