stitchy
@stitchy.bsky.social
37 they/them ✂️ lifelong muppetfricker, sewist, and general goof off
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Horror movie where you can tell someone’s a demon because pop music in Spanish makes their head explode
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Horror movie where you can tell someone’s a demon because pop music in Spanish makes their head explode
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Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
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how dare you use karaoke for evil
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
how dare you use karaoke for evil
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Dunkin Donuts ad so bizarre it silenced the entire party
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Dunkin Donuts ad so bizarre it silenced the entire party
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
just saw a tumblr post about robby and abbot timesharing a dog and now i gotta cancel all my plans for the next few days to think about this
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
just saw a tumblr post about robby and abbot timesharing a dog and now i gotta cancel all my plans for the next few days to think about this
Thinking about Walter The Muppet(s 2011)
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Thinking about Walter The Muppet(s 2011)
my dog stopped barking for brandi carlisle because he is an ally
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
my dog stopped barking for brandi carlisle because he is an ally
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very gently encouraging a venue i have some pull with to do a queer comedy night 🤞
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
very gently encouraging a venue i have some pull with to do a queer comedy night 🤞
your honor, they’re in love and they can do whatever they want
February 7, 2026 at 12:45 PM
your honor, they’re in love and they can do whatever they want
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Doing art badly is good and sacred
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February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
my galaxy brain muppet show guest ? the chocolate guy
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
my galaxy brain muppet show guest ? the chocolate guy
hbo needs a cute kittens purring, puppies sneezing, babies giggling program you can watch after the pitt before going to bed
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
hbo needs a cute kittens purring, puppies sneezing, babies giggling program you can watch after the pitt before going to bed
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“Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix is really good and it surprised me. Beyond the story of building the titular covert apartment, it’s more broadly and deeply an examination of art and what it means within the context of living a life.
youtu.be/B9OCYOD-e9s?...
youtu.be/B9OCYOD-e9s?...
Secret Mall Apartment | Official Trailer HD
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February 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
“Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix is really good and it surprised me. Beyond the story of building the titular covert apartment, it’s more broadly and deeply an examination of art and what it means within the context of living a life.
youtu.be/B9OCYOD-e9s?...
youtu.be/B9OCYOD-e9s?...
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the adventures of floaty dog
March 15, 2024 at 9:48 AM
the adventures of floaty dog
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Had seen this reposted many times & finally watched. Read the whole thread, watch & share this video. Play it for someone you know who doesn’t have social media. Find courage.
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Had seen this reposted many times & finally watched. Read the whole thread, watch & share this video. Play it for someone you know who doesn’t have social media. Find courage.
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Last year I met a joint email address couple in the wild.
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Last year I met a joint email address couple in the wild.
“You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? Will.” springs to mind…
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 AM
“You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? Will.” springs to mind…