stitchy
@stitchy.bsky.social
37 they/them ✂️ lifelong muppetfricker, sewist, and general goof off
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“You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? Will.” springs to mind…
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 AM
“You Will. You? Will. You? Will. You? Will.” springs to mind…
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One more day until the return of The Muppet Show! Watch it Wednesday Feb 4th on Disney+ and ABC!
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
One more day until the return of The Muppet Show! Watch it Wednesday Feb 4th on Disney+ and ABC!
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are you also as sick of seeing AI generated posters/flyers/etc in public as I am? I made some Big stickers about it and will be selling packs of them at future shows 🫶
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
are you also as sick of seeing AI generated posters/flyers/etc in public as I am? I made some Big stickers about it and will be selling packs of them at future shows 🫶
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i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
i went to check if there were any granada holmes gifs in what passes for a catalog around these skarts (bsky parts) and it was better than i dared hope…
a picture of two men in hats with the words intimate friend written below them
Alt: INTIMATE FRIEND? framed around granada produced Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i went to check if there were any granada holmes gifs in what passes for a catalog around these skarts (bsky parts) and it was better than i dared hope…
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USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
July 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
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im trying to be so gracious regardless of my longstanding beef with casey blogs, im TRYING
The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
im trying to be so gracious regardless of my longstanding beef with casey blogs, im TRYING
i just know in my bones that baby dr mel the pitt read nerilka’s story and has dreamed of doing direct blood transfusions ever since 😌
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM
i just know in my bones that baby dr mel the pitt read nerilka’s story and has dreamed of doing direct blood transfusions ever since 😌
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please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS WEREGROUNDHOG IN A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS TIME LOOP ON GROUNDHOG DAY out now. get it here www.amazon.com/Pounded-Were... or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS WEREGROUNDHOG IN A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS TIME LOOP ON GROUNDHOG DAY out now. get it here www.amazon.com/Pounded-Were... or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
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right now “illegal” is anything a billionaire fascist doesn’t like. we need to learn to call that out as the bullshit it is.
I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
February 2, 2026 at 6:43 AM
right now “illegal” is anything a billionaire fascist doesn’t like. we need to learn to call that out as the bullshit it is.
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The Twenty Dollar Doll That Costs Thirty Dollars will be my February patreon perk! 👁️🔼
patreon.com/stitchy
read my story on indie labor and manufacturing here: www.tumblr.com/stitchybutto...
patreon.com/stitchy
read my story on indie labor and manufacturing here: www.tumblr.com/stitchybutto...
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
The Twenty Dollar Doll That Costs Thirty Dollars will be my February patreon perk! 👁️🔼
patreon.com/stitchy
read my story on indie labor and manufacturing here: www.tumblr.com/stitchybutto...
patreon.com/stitchy
read my story on indie labor and manufacturing here: www.tumblr.com/stitchybutto...
The Twenty Dollar Doll That Costs Thirty Dollars will be my February patreon perk! 👁️🔼
patreon.com/stitchy
read my story on indie labor and manufacturing here: www.tumblr.com/stitchybutto...
patreon.com/stitchy
read my story on indie labor and manufacturing here: www.tumblr.com/stitchybutto...
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
The Twenty Dollar Doll That Costs Thirty Dollars will be my February patreon perk! 👁️🔼
patreon.com/stitchy
read my story on indie labor and manufacturing here: www.tumblr.com/stitchybutto...
patreon.com/stitchy
read my story on indie labor and manufacturing here: www.tumblr.com/stitchybutto...
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SIGN UP YOUR CRAFTS!!
Fill out this form for each unique item you are donating: forms.gle/KvRMfTQhsXgv...
Photos of completed items are due by email March 3, so we can open bidding March 5!
Help us raise funds for the crucial work of the American Immigration Council!
#FandomMarket
Fill out this form for each unique item you are donating: forms.gle/KvRMfTQhsXgv...
Photos of completed items are due by email March 3, so we can open bidding March 5!
Help us raise funds for the crucial work of the American Immigration Council!
#FandomMarket
January 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM
SIGN UP YOUR CRAFTS!!
Fill out this form for each unique item you are donating: forms.gle/KvRMfTQhsXgv...
Photos of completed items are due by email March 3, so we can open bidding March 5!
Help us raise funds for the crucial work of the American Immigration Council!
#FandomMarket
Fill out this form for each unique item you are donating: forms.gle/KvRMfTQhsXgv...
Photos of completed items are due by email March 3, so we can open bidding March 5!
Help us raise funds for the crucial work of the American Immigration Council!
#FandomMarket
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welp! i need to clear out some old merch so i have room for new designs i’m cooking up this year. There are some fabulous discounts on custom dolls, and on all ready made items 💝…. SALE TIME✨
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January 29, 2026 at 3:07 PM
welp! i need to clear out some old merch so i have room for new designs i’m cooking up this year. There are some fabulous discounts on custom dolls, and on all ready made items 💝…. SALE TIME✨
stitchybutton.etsy.com
stitchybutton.etsy.com
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new frozen jerks just dropped #ABOLISHICE
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
new frozen jerks just dropped #ABOLISHICE
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Who’s ready for….
THE OFMD FANDOM CRAFT MARKET?
Running March 5 through March 21, we’ll be raising money for the amazing @immcouncil.org!
THE OFMD FANDOM CRAFT MARKET?
Running March 5 through March 21, we’ll be raising money for the amazing @immcouncil.org!
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Who’s ready for….
THE OFMD FANDOM CRAFT MARKET?
Running March 5 through March 21, we’ll be raising money for the amazing @immcouncil.org!
THE OFMD FANDOM CRAFT MARKET?
Running March 5 through March 21, we’ll be raising money for the amazing @immcouncil.org!
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
new frozen jerks just dropped #ABOLISHICE
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
new frozen jerks just dropped #ABOLISHICE
I love having to customize the page range a dozen times to print on stamps.com without wasting 10 million pages of paper. It’s my passion.
January 30, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I love having to customize the page range a dozen times to print on stamps.com without wasting 10 million pages of paper. It’s my passion.
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I wrote a quick piece about what it would really mean to abolish ICE
There Must Be Retribution
Abolishing ICE isn't enough. So what is?
stringinamaze.net
January 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I wrote a quick piece about what it would really mean to abolish ICE
tfw you need to get work done but you have a sudden brainwave of sight gags for you adaptation of count of muppet cristo 🫨
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
tfw you need to get work done but you have a sudden brainwave of sight gags for you adaptation of count of muppet cristo 🫨