but my partner might have left me there to walk home so I didn’t
but my partner might have left me there to walk home so I didn’t
this is the most accomplished I’m going to feel all day I might as well go back to bed
this is the most accomplished I’m going to feel all day I might as well go back to bed
Today gave me a new appreciation for the phrase “about to crash out” bc yeah, that is exactly the right term, that’s exactly how I am feeling, A+ expression
Today gave me a new appreciation for the phrase “about to crash out” bc yeah, that is exactly the right term, that’s exactly how I am feeling, A+ expression
And I read things written by 15 year olds *for a living.* It’s not like I’m unfamiliar with poor writing or that I’m used to only reading corporate style communication in emails
And I read things written by 15 year olds *for a living.* It’s not like I’m unfamiliar with poor writing or that I’m used to only reading corporate style communication in emails
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
(In an airport no less!)
Idk what the hell is going on but Jesus fucking Christ the way I’m not okay with this regardless
(In an airport no less!)
Idk what the hell is going on but Jesus fucking Christ the way I’m not okay with this regardless
The first time it happened I thought “oh, that was an unexpected reaction to finishing a silly little vampire book” but I’m on the 9th now & I’m getting used to the idea that I’m just going to cry every time?
The first time it happened I thought “oh, that was an unexpected reaction to finishing a silly little vampire book” but I’m on the 9th now & I’m getting used to the idea that I’m just going to cry every time?