OneWingedSparrow
@onewingedsparrow.bsky.social
Writer, editor, cinematographer, professional know-it-all (alcoholic trivia host). Apparently I'm a pretty good singer too.
You know what Todd Howard? Fuck you. KEEP Elder Scrolls VI. Done with your George RR Martin bullshit. Done with re-releasing Skyrim every year. The games been in development so long there's entire AAA studios formed and dissolved since it started. Fuck off.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
You know what Todd Howard? Fuck you. KEEP Elder Scrolls VI. Done with your George RR Martin bullshit. Done with re-releasing Skyrim every year. The games been in development so long there's entire AAA studios formed and dissolved since it started. Fuck off.
If I'm a stupid asshole of a wannabe despot who just saw my country largely turn against me during a government shutdown knowing full well SCOTUS well just do as I wish?
I make an emergency Execute Order to federally mandate voter ID with a very reasonable sounding background check.
I make an emergency Execute Order to federally mandate voter ID with a very reasonable sounding background check.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
If I'm a stupid asshole of a wannabe despot who just saw my country largely turn against me during a government shutdown knowing full well SCOTUS well just do as I wish?
I make an emergency Execute Order to federally mandate voter ID with a very reasonable sounding background check.
I make an emergency Execute Order to federally mandate voter ID with a very reasonable sounding background check.
Somewhere out there in the multiverse is a reality where Droopy Don has his final stroke today and Dick Cheney's death day becomes the footnote it deserves to be.
I'd love that for us. 🤞
I'd love that for us. 🤞
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Somewhere out there in the multiverse is a reality where Droopy Don has his final stroke today and Dick Cheney's death day becomes the footnote it deserves to be.
I'd love that for us. 🤞
I'd love that for us. 🤞
Ok, how much did Mamdani pay Stephen Miller to endorse Cuomo?
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Ok, how much did Mamdani pay Stephen Miller to endorse Cuomo?
Fireworks. Notoriously great in the LA area in fucking November...
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Fireworks. Notoriously great in the LA area in fucking November...
Super fun to see all the people complaining about the length of 2 hour movies ready and able to put 7 hours into watching a bunch of dudes try to hit a ball and run in a circle for 7 hours...
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Super fun to see all the people complaining about the length of 2 hour movies ready and able to put 7 hours into watching a bunch of dudes try to hit a ball and run in a circle for 7 hours...
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If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
October 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I don't know which is more annoying. When Taylor makes a good album? Or a bad one?
October 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I don't know which is more annoying. When Taylor makes a good album? Or a bad one?
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In order for the United States to become a party to the International Criminal Court and have our officials be subject to trial at The Hague, the US Senate would need to ratify the Rome statute by a two-thirds vote. Let’s start running on that.
October 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
In order for the United States to become a party to the International Criminal Court and have our officials be subject to trial at The Hague, the US Senate would need to ratify the Rome statute by a two-thirds vote. Let’s start running on that.
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i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
www.independent.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
*sigh* I've said this before, too lazy to find it:
For FUCKS sake people (especially the "Meidas Might...eh") stop saying this isn't normal. There are voters who grew up knowing ONLY "this".
"This isn't normal" is the wrong framing.
This IS normal. But it shouldn't be. And we need to change it.
For FUCKS sake people (especially the "Meidas Might...eh") stop saying this isn't normal. There are voters who grew up knowing ONLY "this".
"This isn't normal" is the wrong framing.
This IS normal. But it shouldn't be. And we need to change it.
October 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
*sigh* I've said this before, too lazy to find it:
For FUCKS sake people (especially the "Meidas Might...eh") stop saying this isn't normal. There are voters who grew up knowing ONLY "this".
"This isn't normal" is the wrong framing.
This IS normal. But it shouldn't be. And we need to change it.
For FUCKS sake people (especially the "Meidas Might...eh") stop saying this isn't normal. There are voters who grew up knowing ONLY "this".
"This isn't normal" is the wrong framing.
This IS normal. But it shouldn't be. And we need to change it.
When I am elected president my first executive order well be a ban on restaurants using "Panda" in their name. It's so dumb trying to order Chinese when no one can tell if you mean Panda Express, Panda Bowl, New Panda, Panda, Hot Panda, Golden Panda, Lucky Panda or Panda's Giant Balls.
September 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
When I am elected president my first executive order well be a ban on restaurants using "Panda" in their name. It's so dumb trying to order Chinese when no one can tell if you mean Panda Express, Panda Bowl, New Panda, Panda, Hot Panda, Golden Panda, Lucky Panda or Panda's Giant Balls.
Things that are now in my search history:
How do doctors ACTUALLY remove a light bulb that has been shoved in someones ass?
How do doctors ACTUALLY remove a light bulb that has been shoved in someones ass?
September 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Things that are now in my search history:
How do doctors ACTUALLY remove a light bulb that has been shoved in someones ass?
How do doctors ACTUALLY remove a light bulb that has been shoved in someones ass?
Donald Trump has singlehandedly convinced me that either time travel is impossible or humanity will cease to exist before we figure out how to do it.
September 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Donald Trump has singlehandedly convinced me that either time travel is impossible or humanity will cease to exist before we figure out how to do it.
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Fascism never reverses course.
September 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Fascism never reverses course.
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Economic violence is specifically what you’re looking for here. Strikes and sabotage specifically. It’s why fascists come after unions first.
If you’re wondering if that works: little else ever has.
If you’re wondering if that works: little else ever has.
Words I know are going to be ignored until it's too late:
If you're wondering what it'll take for them to stop? The answer is very simple, but you aren't going to accept it:
The answer is "violence". More than you're currently prepared for or willing to do if you're asking that question.
1/10
If you're wondering what it'll take for them to stop? The answer is very simple, but you aren't going to accept it:
The answer is "violence". More than you're currently prepared for or willing to do if you're asking that question.
1/10
September 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Economic violence is specifically what you’re looking for here. Strikes and sabotage specifically. It’s why fascists come after unions first.
If you’re wondering if that works: little else ever has.
If you’re wondering if that works: little else ever has.
This has literally happened to me.
Only friend in my life I've ever just booted.
Only friend in my life I've ever just booted.
Imagine one of your friends points a loaded handgun at your face, and then immediately goes "nah man, just joking lol"
No matter how short a time that was, you're still not gonna ever trust that motherfucker again. It will have permanently altered your relationship.
Anyway, tariffs on penguins.
No matter how short a time that was, you're still not gonna ever trust that motherfucker again. It will have permanently altered your relationship.
Anyway, tariffs on penguins.
September 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This has literally happened to me.
Only friend in my life I've ever just booted.
Only friend in my life I've ever just booted.
Play nazi games...
(Sorry, not sorry. Not a path I would chose, but if you're expecting tears you're barking up the wrong tree.)
(Sorry, not sorry. Not a path I would chose, but if you're expecting tears you're barking up the wrong tree.)
September 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Play nazi games...
(Sorry, not sorry. Not a path I would chose, but if you're expecting tears you're barking up the wrong tree.)
(Sorry, not sorry. Not a path I would chose, but if you're expecting tears you're barking up the wrong tree.)
Age verification?
I have pogs. Not had. Have.
I have pogs. Not had. Have.
Age verification?
I remember watching men walk on the moon on the news on our tiny black and white TV.
I remember watching men walk on the moon on the news on our tiny black and white TV.
Age verification?
Every now and again I hitchhiked home from work, if no one could pick me up.
Every now and again I hitchhiked home from work, if no one could pick me up.
September 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Age verification?
I have pogs. Not had. Have.
I have pogs. Not had. Have.
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September 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Friendly reminder: If you want to be treated with respect in death, live a love worthy of that respect.
August 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Friendly reminder: If you want to be treated with respect in death, live a love worthy of that respect.