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OneWingedSparrow
@onewingedsparrow.bsky.social
Writer, editor, cinematographer, professional know-it-all (alcoholic trivia host). Apparently I'm a pretty good singer too.
Far from the point, but imagine this being how you find out your friends think you're "such a snooze".
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It should be pointed out to every person attempting this "point" that this statement itself is them saying that they think sexual assault against children is okay. Their whole argument is "it's okay for my guy because it's okay for your guy."

Make CLEAR to them that THAT is their thesis. Publicly.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Yes, I understand both of these are ME problems and how my brain processed the show, not problems with the show itself per se. It def gets more hate than it should.

Just throwing in my two cents on why it never achieved the iconic status other shows did.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
2nd, I think the opening was a huge misstep. The song was fine, I still listen to it occasionally, but it never felt like Trek. It pulled me out of the mood the cold open set and my brain wouldn't resettle for the first whole act. And iirc at first they played the ENTIRE 3MIN SONG every episode.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
For me (i actually like the show, it's just not GREAT), 1st issue was the lack of a strange attractor. V had lost in space, ds9 was building a cultural waystation amid political turmoil. E was SUPPOSED to b the "early days" but it never felt that way to me. Most eps felt like generic TNG.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Yep. This is the air that's already out. He's not scrabbling to prevent this from leaking, it's too late for that. He's trying to badger Boobert into submission over much worse.
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Trump wasn't a client. He was a scout and/or supplier and/or was actively using his properties to facilitate the grooming.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Personally I've been a fan of a straight up ban on politic families. If you are or have been an elected official no one else in your immediate family can hold another elected seat.

Details to be fleshed out, limited character count, yadda yadda, but in general a family gets one.
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There's an entire audience sector out there where the closest they've ever come to that experience was the wait between Infinity War and Endgame.
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If anyone with access had a spine and a level of moral fiber measurably above that of crotch rot they would've leaked already. But I'll put a little how someone does it out of spite.
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I promise I'll pretend to be really shocked when Johnson decides to just not hold the vote anyway.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
FFS, ESPECIALLY if you made your show to be bingeable! Your entire hope was that I would marathon your show. Don't install a damn speed bump at the finish line!
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Can someone please expkain what the excised orangutan rectal cancer is ATTEMPTING to say here? I can usually translate his walla into something resembling an abandoned thought, but I've gotten lost the times trying to read this. Can someone dumb it UP?
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Not even just soaps. Even a mediocre scifi writer could do it with minimal effort.

Hell, even a psych-thriller writer. Do a slanted reboot where you run with the legacy 007 idea. Make it the villain's movie where a hallucinated 007 is after him, but the new 007 has already infiltrated his org.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dammit. This was the first post i saw when i opened my feed and you got me excited he'd died for one beautiful second.
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's because somehow studio execs suddenly blanked on the concept of a "reboot". I wish that were a joke, but that's just literally it. They can't figure out what to do with the story after No Time to Die because they wrote themselves into a corner.

(I'm sure you saw, posting for the curious.)
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I know so many people that are like "why do you enjoy _____? What are you, 10?"

Every single one of them is somehow the most boring person I know. Like, they don't even have HOBBIES.
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Do I think this was the intended vote?

No.

Would i put it past anyone in the GOP to say it was and use that as an excuse to reneg on the deal?

Also no.

Do I think they NEEDED a convenient out like this to reneg?

Also also no.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Fuckdammit. It really is just Mercenary Mentality isn't it?

They don't fight to win. They fight to keep the battle going so they can keep getting paid. In their minds, if they win, there's no reason for them to be there, so when it looks possible they sabotage it just in case.
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Also both ultimately eventually become the scapegoats for the downfall of the IP.

(Jack Sparrow also fits in this list quite well. Never intended to be the main character, audience factor propelled him to the forefront, magic nat 20s in CHA made him seem too over the top leading to shark jumping.)
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
We know. And this vote just showed dems dont either. Please explain to me how you don't understand that that's why we're mad. Use small words. Pretend I'm 5.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
As an added bonus you also get better at singing. By brute force if nothing else.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The best non-writing advice i give screenwriters (that no one takes seriously) is still "take up karaoke as a hobby."

Giving yourself permission to be stupid in front of people on a weekly basis does wonders for working through performance anxiety which makes pitching more natural.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM