Stetson Banks
@stetsonbanks.com
I'm a comedian, a woodworker, inventor of the Shake Weight and I only tell the truth 75% of the time. #ThunderUp
People have uhhh..... conflicting views about uhhh...... how numbers work.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
People have uhhh..... conflicting views about uhhh...... how numbers work.
I bet they were having a meeting about how to do things to benefit the greater good of all humanity!
Saudi Arabia is strengthening its ties with American AI companies — announcing a flurry of new joint ventures worth billions of dollars. https://cnn.it/48bgzkR
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I bet they were having a meeting about how to do things to benefit the greater good of all humanity!
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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The basketball gods are just.
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The basketball gods are just.
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IT'S BACK!!!
John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹
John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
IT'S BACK!!!
John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹
John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹
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My life coach benched me
September 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My life coach benched me
Wait until this dude finds out about the existence of nighttime.
August 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Wait until this dude finds out about the existence of nighttime.
While it is true that I put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, it is absolute horseshit to imply that I put the ram in the rama lama ding dong and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
July 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
While it is true that I put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, it is absolute horseshit to imply that I put the ram in the rama lama ding dong and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
Me, when I'm walking home from the grocery store with some eggs and finds out the band 3 Doors Down is playing nearby:
July 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Me, when I'm walking home from the grocery store with some eggs and finds out the band 3 Doors Down is playing nearby:
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the fireworks started outside and she activated like the winter soldier lol
July 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
the fireworks started outside and she activated like the winter soldier lol
I don't care about Astrology signs. I don't want to know if you're an Aries Rising or whatever. Tell me your Cowardly Moderate Senator sign. Are you a Murkowski Agonized? How about a Collins Troubled?
July 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I don't care about Astrology signs. I don't want to know if you're an Aries Rising or whatever. Tell me your Cowardly Moderate Senator sign. Are you a Murkowski Agonized? How about a Collins Troubled?
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“Hello? Yes. I have some horrible ideas to execute. Yes I’ll hold”
June 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“Hello? Yes. I have some horrible ideas to execute. Yes I’ll hold”
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THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! The photo says it all.
Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.
Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.
June 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! The photo says it all.
Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.
Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.
My favorite basketball player is very good at playing basketball.
June 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My favorite basketball player is very good at playing basketball.
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40 PTS FOR JALEN WILLIAMS
June 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
40 PTS FOR JALEN WILLIAMS
Malika Andrews having to sit between Perk and SAS screaming the worst hot takes.
The ESPN halftime show is an abomination.
The ESPN halftime show is an abomination.
a group of people sitting in a car with a pile of hay on the roof
ALT: a group of people sitting in a car with a pile of hay on the roof
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June 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Malika Andrews having to sit between Perk and SAS screaming the worst hot takes.
The ESPN halftime show is an abomination.
The ESPN halftime show is an abomination.
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no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??
June 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??
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The Accusers of Theft, Adultery, Murder (War), by William Blake, 1794-96, 📸 by @dustoffdeano
June 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Accusers of Theft, Adultery, Murder (War), by William Blake, 1794-96, 📸 by @dustoffdeano
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
HEY EVERYONE, LISTEN UP... SUSAN COLLINS HAS CONCERNS! I SAY! CONCERNS!
Sen. Susan Collins is concerned about several provisions in the White House’s $9.4 billion rescission package. “The PEPFAR cuts make no sense to me whatsoever, given the extraordinary record of PEPFAR in saving lives,” Collins tells @frankthorp.bsky.social. “So I have a lot of concerns.”
June 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
HEY EVERYONE, LISTEN UP... SUSAN COLLINS HAS CONCERNS! I SAY! CONCERNS!
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The Thunder hoist the Oscar Robertson Trophy!
The Western Conference Champion Thunder advance to their first #NBAFinals presented by YouTube TV since 2012.
The Western Conference Champion Thunder advance to their first #NBAFinals presented by YouTube TV since 2012.
May 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The Thunder hoist the Oscar Robertson Trophy!
The Western Conference Champion Thunder advance to their first #NBAFinals presented by YouTube TV since 2012.
The Western Conference Champion Thunder advance to their first #NBAFinals presented by YouTube TV since 2012.