Stetson Banks
@stetsonbanks.com
I'm a comedian, a woodworker, inventor of the Shake Weight and I only tell the truth 75% of the time. #ThunderUp
Wait until this dude finds out about the existence of nighttime.
August 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Wait until this dude finds out about the existence of nighttime.
Me, when I'm walking home from the grocery store with some eggs and finds out the band 3 Doors Down is playing nearby:
July 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Me, when I'm walking home from the grocery store with some eggs and finds out the band 3 Doors Down is playing nearby:
I don't care about Astrology signs. I don't want to know if you're an Aries Rising or whatever. Tell me your Cowardly Moderate Senator sign. Are you a Murkowski Agonized? How about a Collins Troubled?
July 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I don't care about Astrology signs. I don't want to know if you're an Aries Rising or whatever. Tell me your Cowardly Moderate Senator sign. Are you a Murkowski Agonized? How about a Collins Troubled?
Doesn't help that he looks like he has the eyes of a demon while delivering this line either:
June 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Doesn't help that he looks like he has the eyes of a demon while delivering this line either:
It's especially rich coming from Nuggets fans
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It's especially rich coming from Nuggets fans
We've officially reached "I'M CALLING THE FBI" levels over on NBA reddit:
May 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We've officially reached "I'M CALLING THE FBI" levels over on NBA reddit:
Love watching "The Morning Shoot Around" with YouTube generated captions on. Andrew Schluck, Dave Defor and Esperhini are the best!
@andrewschlecht.bsky.social
@andrewschlecht.bsky.social
April 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Love watching "The Morning Shoot Around" with YouTube generated captions on. Andrew Schluck, Dave Defor and Esperhini are the best!
@andrewschlecht.bsky.social
@andrewschlecht.bsky.social
IS THIS GOOD?! THIS SEEMS GOOD.
February 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
IS THIS GOOD?! THIS SEEMS GOOD.
I very much relate to the expression on this cow's face because I also know how annoying it is when people are trying to capture my farts.
January 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I very much relate to the expression on this cow's face because I also know how annoying it is when people are trying to capture my farts.
Open Mic Producers readying for battle against the dorks who placed last in their fantasy football leagues and "have to do standup comedy" for their punishment.
January 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Open Mic Producers readying for battle against the dorks who placed last in their fantasy football leagues and "have to do standup comedy" for their punishment.
AI developers when deciding if they should proceed with some terrible idea that will end up destroying humanity:
January 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
AI developers when deciding if they should proceed with some terrible idea that will end up destroying humanity:
Thunder fans and Nuggets fans coming together to root for Russell Westbrook.
January 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Thunder fans and Nuggets fans coming together to root for Russell Westbrook.
A-hem... A certain Jake Puddle would like a word.
December 9, 2024 at 11:52 PM
A-hem... A certain Jake Puddle would like a word.