Stetson Banks
@stetsonbanks.com
I'm a comedian, a woodworker, inventor of the Shake Weight and I only tell the truth 75% of the time. #ThunderUp
Me at halftime when the Thunder are already up 30 points on whoever they are playing and I get Tankathon and that Clippers pick jumps to number # 1 on the first spin:
a young boy wearing a cowboy hat and a blue jacket is walking on a wooden floor .
ALT: a young boy wearing a cowboy hat and a blue jacket is walking on a wooden floor .
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November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me at halftime when the Thunder are already up 30 points on whoever they are playing and I get Tankathon and that Clippers pick jumps to number # 1 on the first spin:
One day soon you're going to post an injury report and Jalen Williams' name isn't going to be on there. That's going to be a really freaking awesome day.
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
One day soon you're going to post an injury report and Jalen Williams' name isn't going to be on there. That's going to be a really freaking awesome day.
Quite possibly the best delivery of any joke ever.
Downey is a legend.
Downey is a legend.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Quite possibly the best delivery of any joke ever.
Downey is a legend.
Downey is a legend.
This has been one of the weirder games that I can remember.
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This has been one of the weirder games that I can remember.
This could be the boxing nickname you were trying to come up with.
Shea "Terrible Idea" Serrano
Shea "Terrible Idea" Serrano
September 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This could be the boxing nickname you were trying to come up with.
Shea "Terrible Idea" Serrano
Shea "Terrible Idea" Serrano
Not much, just surviving!
August 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Not much, just surviving!
Ciggy is so cool, I think I'm going to take up smoking again.
August 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ciggy is so cool, I think I'm going to take up smoking again.
As a man who has spent the better part of the last 8 years working on a Butterbean tribute act, I gotta say, I love this idea. We should talk.
July 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
As a man who has spent the better part of the last 8 years working on a Butterbean tribute act, I gotta say, I love this idea. We should talk.
One thing is for sure, no one is going hungry.
July 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
One thing is for sure, no one is going hungry.
I'm a real fat piece of shit mess, but even I read that and thought, "geeze dude, what's wrong with you?"
July 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm a real fat piece of shit mess, but even I read that and thought, "geeze dude, what's wrong with you?"