Keith Parish
@fastbreakbreak.bsky.social
NBA podcaster and piano player.
did work for The Athletic and Grind City Media
world's biggest Memphis Grizzlies idiot
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did work for The Athletic and Grind City Media
world's biggest Memphis Grizzlies idiot
fastbreakbreakfast.com
tonight was a night that NBA Crunchtime was missed
RedZone channel is the standard, but even MLS 360 is really good. the NBA not even trying to have a centralized highlight show is bizarre
RedZone channel is the standard, but even MLS 360 is really good. the NBA not even trying to have a centralized highlight show is bizarre
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
tonight was a night that NBA Crunchtime was missed
RedZone channel is the standard, but even MLS 360 is really good. the NBA not even trying to have a centralized highlight show is bizarre
RedZone channel is the standard, but even MLS 360 is really good. the NBA not even trying to have a centralized highlight show is bizarre
Cade Cunningham was 14 for 45 on fgs against the Wizards
He's the only player since "Jumpin" Joe Fulks in 1948 to attempt at least 45 field goal attempts in a game and make 14 or fewer
He's the only player since "Jumpin" Joe Fulks in 1948 to attempt at least 45 field goal attempts in a game and make 14 or fewer
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Cade Cunningham was 14 for 45 on fgs against the Wizards
He's the only player since "Jumpin" Joe Fulks in 1948 to attempt at least 45 field goal attempts in a game and make 14 or fewer
He's the only player since "Jumpin" Joe Fulks in 1948 to attempt at least 45 field goal attempts in a game and make 14 or fewer
3 tvs, 3 games, 3 replay reviews! Thank you Adam silver!
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
3 tvs, 3 games, 3 replay reviews! Thank you Adam silver!
Ja Morant is currently on the worst 3-game shooting span of his career (28.1% fgs)
he's also on the worst
4-game span (28.8%)
5-game span (27.6%)
6-game span (32.1%)
7-game span (32.6%)
8-game span (32.9%)
9-game span (32.1%)
10-game span (35.8%)
he's also on the worst
4-game span (28.8%)
5-game span (27.6%)
6-game span (32.1%)
7-game span (32.6%)
8-game span (32.9%)
9-game span (32.1%)
10-game span (35.8%)
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ja Morant is currently on the worst 3-game shooting span of his career (28.1% fgs)
he's also on the worst
4-game span (28.8%)
5-game span (27.6%)
6-game span (32.1%)
7-game span (32.6%)
8-game span (32.9%)
9-game span (32.1%)
10-game span (35.8%)
he's also on the worst
4-game span (28.8%)
5-game span (27.6%)
6-game span (32.1%)
7-game span (32.6%)
8-game span (32.9%)
9-game span (32.1%)
10-game span (35.8%)
the nfl globalizing the art of flag desecration
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
the nfl globalizing the art of flag desecration
messi has scored 8 goals against Nashville in the last 3 weeks
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
messi has scored 8 goals against Nashville in the last 3 weeks
Cedric Coward is the first player in NBA history to average at least 15 points per game on 50/40/90 shooting splits through his first 10 career games
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Cedric Coward is the first player in NBA history to average at least 15 points per game on 50/40/90 shooting splits through his first 10 career games
ja morant has shot under 33% in 3 straight games for the first time in his career
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
ja morant has shot under 33% in 3 straight games for the first time in his career
why don’t song titles go this hard anymore
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
why don’t song titles go this hard anymore
now THIS is a foul
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
now THIS is a foul
important: with the new rule, do you get a blocked shot if you block a heave that doesn’t count as a fga
November 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
important: with the new rule, do you get a blocked shot if you block a heave that doesn’t count as a fga
ja morant was about to play 7 straight games for the first time since the 2022-23 season but got suspended by the team 😭
November 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
ja morant was about to play 7 straight games for the first time since the 2022-23 season but got suspended by the team 😭
that was the first 2nd half of Ja Morant’s career where he played at least 10 minutes and failed to score
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
that was the first 2nd half of Ja Morant’s career where he played at least 10 minutes and failed to score
the grizzlies have never recovered from deandre ayton leaving the game
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the grizzlies have never recovered from deandre ayton leaving the game
as a parent, I treat lunch the same way they tell us to treat oxygen masks on a plane
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
as a parent, I treat lunch the same way they tell us to treat oxygen masks on a plane
I BEG YOUR PARDON
October 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I BEG YOUR PARDON
Reposted by Keith Parish
Detroit Pistons owner Tom Gores was one of those people ripping off inmates’ families for years via his ownership of Securus since 2017.
It literally took decades of advocacy to pass these reforms, which would have prevented prison phone and teleconferencing companies from ripping off inmates and their families to the tune of hundreds of millions annually
F.C.C. Changes Course on the Price of Prisoners’ Phone Calls
www.nytimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Detroit Pistons owner Tom Gores was one of those people ripping off inmates’ families for years via his ownership of Securus since 2017.
on peacock premium you have to watch a 15 second commercial every time you sign in to watch an nba game
and if you pause the game, you can't skip commercials to catch up
i consider this an affront to humanity
and if you pause the game, you can't skip commercials to catch up
i consider this an affront to humanity
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
on peacock premium you have to watch a 15 second commercial every time you sign in to watch an nba game
and if you pause the game, you can't skip commercials to catch up
i consider this an affront to humanity
and if you pause the game, you can't skip commercials to catch up
i consider this an affront to humanity
giannis with the incredible finish, he somehow stacked multiple travels into one move
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
giannis with the incredible finish, he somehow stacked multiple travels into one move
i'm not even mad, that's amazing
October 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i'm not even mad, that's amazing
when i was a kid this was what we meant when we talked about sportsbooks
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
when i was a kid this was what we meant when we talked about sportsbooks
The majority of drivers on I-24 in Nashville are:
a) trying to die
b) indifferent if they die
a) trying to die
b) indifferent if they die
October 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The majority of drivers on I-24 in Nashville are:
a) trying to die
b) indifferent if they die
a) trying to die
b) indifferent if they die
after tonight’s game the Grizzlies will be able to sign another player under the nba’s “you started jock landale 3 straight times” hardship exception
October 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
after tonight’s game the Grizzlies will be able to sign another player under the nba’s “you started jock landale 3 straight times” hardship exception
we might need to invent a new, more serious version of "washed" for mike conley
October 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
we might need to invent a new, more serious version of "washed" for mike conley