Keith Parish
@fastbreakbreak.bsky.social
NBA podcaster and piano player.
did work for The Athletic and Grind City Media
world's biggest Memphis Grizzlies idiot
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did work for The Athletic and Grind City Media
world's biggest Memphis Grizzlies idiot
fastbreakbreakfast.com
I have three 5th grade boys hanging at my house right now and am too ashamed to suggest they watch the nba all-star round robin
February 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I have three 5th grade boys hanging at my house right now and am too ashamed to suggest they watch the nba all-star round robin
the nba all-star game was played earlier this morning and broadcast live in primetime in saudi arabia. the event was closed except for social media influencers, who were unable to determine which team or teams won
ant edwards was mvp
i apologize if this is how you find out
ant edwards was mvp
i apologize if this is how you find out
February 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
the nba all-star game was played earlier this morning and broadcast live in primetime in saudi arabia. the event was closed except for social media influencers, who were unable to determine which team or teams won
ant edwards was mvp
i apologize if this is how you find out
ant edwards was mvp
i apologize if this is how you find out
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what if the NBA ran USA vs. World All-Star Games in 1992, 1996, 2000, 2002, 2009, 2016 and 2020? Because we did all those years, Stars and Stripes. Plus our complete, admittedly lengthy thoughts on Chris Paul's retirement, a swing some decades in motion.
what if the NBA ran USA vs. World All-Star Games in 1992, 1996, 2000, 2002, 2009, 2016 and 2020? Because we did all those years, Stars and Stripes. Plus our complete, admittedly lengthy thoughts on Chris Paul's retirement, a swing some decades in motion.
Team USA vs. All-World, a history
Kelly Dwyer on hoops
www.kdonhoops.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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what if the NBA ran USA vs. World All-Star Games in 1992, 1996, 2000, 2002, 2009, 2016 and 2020? Because we did all those years, Stars and Stripes. Plus our complete, admittedly lengthy thoughts on Chris Paul's retirement, a swing some decades in motion.
what if the NBA ran USA vs. World All-Star Games in 1992, 1996, 2000, 2002, 2009, 2016 and 2020? Because we did all those years, Stars and Stripes. Plus our complete, admittedly lengthy thoughts on Chris Paul's retirement, a swing some decades in motion.
don’t know about you but I’m having a lot of trouble following the 3-point shootout scoring without Starry Balls
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
don’t know about you but I’m having a lot of trouble following the 3-point shootout scoring without Starry Balls
my wife is staring at the tv after ilia malinin like I do when the grizzlies blow a 29 point lead in the playoffs
February 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
my wife is staring at the tv after ilia malinin like I do when the grizzlies blow a 29 point lead in the playoffs
I am a passionate nba fan vehemently against tanking (losing on purpose isn’t sports), but also I’m terrified what “fix” the competition committee and board of governors is going to come up with
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I am a passionate nba fan vehemently against tanking (losing on purpose isn’t sports), but also I’m terrified what “fix” the competition committee and board of governors is going to come up with
NBA: "overt behavior...that prioritizes draft position over winning undermines the foundation of NBA competition"
well yeah! but perhaps don't incentivize the thing you are punishing?
well yeah! but perhaps don't incentivize the thing you are punishing?
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
NBA: "overt behavior...that prioritizes draft position over winning undermines the foundation of NBA competition"
well yeah! but perhaps don't incentivize the thing you are punishing?
well yeah! but perhaps don't incentivize the thing you are punishing?
one possession game in the final minute of nuggets/grizzlies and jokic is being guarded by a rookie playing his first nba game
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
one possession game in the final minute of nuggets/grizzlies and jokic is being guarded by a rookie playing his first nba game
Sam Merrill has 26 points in 12 minutes so far in the first half
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Sam Merrill has 26 points in 12 minutes so far in the first half
I don’t mean to brag but I’d be great at this
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I don’t mean to brag but I’d be great at this
the grizzlies have held a double digit lead in 17 of their 32 losses
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 AM
the grizzlies have held a double digit lead in 17 of their 32 losses
wife said “only thing worse than a grizzlies game is a late grizzlies game” 💀
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
wife said “only thing worse than a grizzlies game is a late grizzlies game” 💀
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Chess, not checkers.
Stew might as well book a Tuesday flight to Cancun while he's waiting for the game to end. His All-Star break starts now.
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Chess, not checkers.
pretty terrible foul call goes against the jazz in a close game but will hardy isn’t allowed to use timeouts in the 4th quarter
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
pretty terrible foul call goes against the jazz in a close game but will hardy isn’t allowed to use timeouts in the 4th quarter
americans want a halftime show that better reflects our values, so we’ve hired the singing vampire horde from Sinners
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
americans want a halftime show that better reflects our values, so we’ve hired the singing vampire horde from Sinners
imagine being politically to the right of the national football league
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
imagine being politically to the right of the national football league
Kyle Anderson has now tied JOHN KONCHAR to have the 18th most steals in Grizzlies franchise history
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Kyle Anderson has now tied JOHN KONCHAR to have the 18th most steals in Grizzlies franchise history
jaren jackson jr is not on the injury report for the jazz tonight (and neither is lauri markkanen)
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February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
jaren jackson jr is not on the injury report for the jazz tonight (and neither is lauri markkanen)
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the grizzlies play today
February 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
the grizzlies play today
3 of the 6 nba games tonight feature matchups where both teams are trying to win, which honestly, is pretty good!
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
3 of the 6 nba games tonight feature matchups where both teams are trying to win, which honestly, is pretty good!
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Today they threatened to arrest all of the neighbors who came out and watched 20 agents struggle to change a flat tire for “impeding a federal investigation.” These are just clowns and they absolutely know it.
February 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Today they threatened to arrest all of the neighbors who came out and watched 20 agents struggle to change a flat tire for “impeding a federal investigation.” These are just clowns and they absolutely know it.
the nets have all five of their 2025 1st round picks on the court at the same time
i wouldn't wish that hell on anyone
i wouldn't wish that hell on anyone
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
the nets have all five of their 2025 1st round picks on the court at the same time
i wouldn't wish that hell on anyone
i wouldn't wish that hell on anyone
wore this today, for the culture
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
wore this today, for the culture
Ja morant at work tomorrow
February 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Ja morant at work tomorrow
that 2026 pick protection from the pacers is one of the most irresponsible things i've ever seen in my whole life
February 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
that 2026 pick protection from the pacers is one of the most irresponsible things i've ever seen in my whole life