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Sterling McGarvey
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Head of Consulting at Hit Detection LLC. Disciple of the Alonzo Mourning GIF. I like fresh cranberries, Tajín on fruit, sports, Pizza Margherita, & music made w/ drum machines. Light-skinneded. The Bay will always be Home.
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I was just wishing for a list of places that could use donations in Minnesota. This is really helpful:

www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 AM
It’s wild to see NYT doing a profile on Marie Gluesenkamp-Perez like she’s a rural firewall against the Dems and not also representing the fastest growing suburb of Portland in the same district.
January 13, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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football sickos 🤝 politics sickos

gleefully posting “vaxxed?!” every time aaron rodgers eats shit
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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CONGRATS, TEXANS!
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Cool, more Tom Brady in the booth!
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Aaron Rodgers retired from the NFL with 2:39 left in a playoff game he was playing in
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Video of federal agents getting run out of Lyn Lake this afternoon. Agents drop a gas can at the end and someone kicks it back at them.
January 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Pennsylvania authorities must look into this
that sack was elder abuse
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
On second thought, the Niners were always right to draft Alex Smith, after all.
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The Hell Scenario here is Philly replacing Patullo with Mike McDaniel.
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Honestly the Jets should sign Jauan Jennings as a QB. It's not like anything else they've tried has worked.
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Shanahan is such a damn sicko.
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
AND I WANT THAT ON RECORD
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Me realizing that it’s possible to run with other people thanks to the sage advice of an LLM
January 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Tom Brady is the broadcaster Tony Romo used to be, and I hate saying that.
January 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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This is the kind of shit I like about America
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Shoutout the Fox broadcast team’s soundtrack choices.

“The Whole World” when AJ and Sirianni are jawing. “93 Til Infinity” just now.

Good work reading the mood.
January 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The clock management is a poison pill and we’re counting down to the final kneel down.
January 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Same, George. Same
A San Francisco 49ers employee just walked into the locker room carrying what appeared to be a bottle of tequila.

Best guess? it’s for George Kittle.
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
No question.
A San Francisco 49ers employee just walked into the locker room carrying what appeared to be a bottle of tequila.

Best guess? it’s for George Kittle.
January 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
No Kittle, no blocking.

It’s been Real, y’all.
January 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Cart is coming out for Kittle
January 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Kevin Patullo is keeping his job, isn’t he?
January 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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This is the guy who accidentally let slip he pretends to be a tradwife online, presumably on another account
January 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM