Ferritus Emeritus
@stephstrikesback.bsky.social
I'm several ferrets in a trench coat.
Dude YES!!! We had people lying about WMD, everything was flags and country music and people were seeing terrorism everywhere.
I was too young to be ware of the Iraq invasion debate but was it this degree of stupid? It can't have been this stupid.
June 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Dude YES!!! We had people lying about WMD, everything was flags and country music and people were seeing terrorism everywhere.
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The person who usually chooses our music in the office is out today so his deskmate is playing all ABBA all day.
@bangishotyou.bsky.social would be in heaven
@bangishotyou.bsky.social would be in heaven
November 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
The person who usually chooses our music in the office is out today so his deskmate is playing all ABBA all day.
@bangishotyou.bsky.social would be in heaven
@bangishotyou.bsky.social would be in heaven
I was putting away dishes and one started to fall out of the cabinet and I tried to catch it but ended up punching it into the cabinet door and needed to butterfly bandage my hand up.
Hit me with your most embarrassing injury.
Mine is spraining my side trying to remove a shirt.
Mine is spraining my side trying to remove a shirt.
November 5, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I was putting away dishes and one started to fall out of the cabinet and I tried to catch it but ended up punching it into the cabinet door and needed to butterfly bandage my hand up.
Trying to decide if I should go camping tomorrow or let my anxiety win and not drive 2 hours away.
November 4, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Trying to decide if I should go camping tomorrow or let my anxiety win and not drive 2 hours away.
Watching devil wears Prada and once again realizing Andy's boyfriend suuuuuucks
October 27, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Watching devil wears Prada and once again realizing Andy's boyfriend suuuuuucks
Anonymous employee surveys are NEVER anonymous
October 23, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Anonymous employee surveys are NEVER anonymous
I'm not a cat person but I just spent 30 minutes wiping excess food off these two adorable faces
May 22, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I'm not a cat person but I just spent 30 minutes wiping excess food off these two adorable faces
I originally read this as "support for time travel" and I-
Thought this deranged clinical trial ad I got would make a great shirt with the trial text removed
February 4, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I originally read this as "support for time travel" and I-
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Behind every great woman is another woman who knows how to lace a corset.
February 3, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Behind every great woman is another woman who knows how to lace a corset.
Lolololol my neighbor started a convo about the dangers of trans:
"They're forcing kids to transition!"
"Name one person you know of who that's happened to"
"Well it's in the news -"
"No give me one example you know of"
"..."
"Well I don't want to get political"
Bro you have a trump flag stfu
"They're forcing kids to transition!"
"Name one person you know of who that's happened to"
"Well it's in the news -"
"No give me one example you know of"
"..."
"Well I don't want to get political"
Bro you have a trump flag stfu
February 2, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Lolololol my neighbor started a convo about the dangers of trans:
"They're forcing kids to transition!"
"Name one person you know of who that's happened to"
"Well it's in the news -"
"No give me one example you know of"
"..."
"Well I don't want to get political"
Bro you have a trump flag stfu
"They're forcing kids to transition!"
"Name one person you know of who that's happened to"
"Well it's in the news -"
"No give me one example you know of"
"..."
"Well I don't want to get political"
Bro you have a trump flag stfu
I got into a fight with a potential boyfriend over why legal immigration process sucks and putting razor wire up to kill and maim fucking CHILDREN is worse.
He kept returning to "well they're breaking the law" & I pointed out that the Texas Guard is now breaking the law too and he blocked me.
He kept returning to "well they're breaking the law" & I pointed out that the Texas Guard is now breaking the law too and he blocked me.
Immigration politics in America are forever cursed by the fact that the average American voter knows two things about immigration and they're both wrong
January 30, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I got into a fight with a potential boyfriend over why legal immigration process sucks and putting razor wire up to kill and maim fucking CHILDREN is worse.
He kept returning to "well they're breaking the law" & I pointed out that the Texas Guard is now breaking the law too and he blocked me.
He kept returning to "well they're breaking the law" & I pointed out that the Texas Guard is now breaking the law too and he blocked me.
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We are at a point where if the Republican leader goes on TV and instructs his followers to murder their neighbors, there will be massacres in every city and township, yet if anyone suggests drastic measures be taken to curb him and his party, it is they who are framed as dangerous radicals.
January 27, 2024 at 4:16 PM
We are at a point where if the Republican leader goes on TV and instructs his followers to murder their neighbors, there will be massacres in every city and township, yet if anyone suggests drastic measures be taken to curb him and his party, it is they who are framed as dangerous radicals.
You know I absolutely can't stand Republicans, but Democratic leaders who have done absolutely nothing and let it get to this point have their share of blame as well. I'm so sick of the sycophants telling us that we just need to vote blue and this will all get better.
January 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
You know I absolutely can't stand Republicans, but Democratic leaders who have done absolutely nothing and let it get to this point have their share of blame as well. I'm so sick of the sycophants telling us that we just need to vote blue and this will all get better.
I wish animals understood human language.
I would love an answer to "Where the fuck did you hide my remote you little skank?!?"
I would love an answer to "Where the fuck did you hide my remote you little skank?!?"
January 26, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I wish animals understood human language.
I would love an answer to "Where the fuck did you hide my remote you little skank?!?"
I would love an answer to "Where the fuck did you hide my remote you little skank?!?"
So.... Texas is trying to secede, corporations are keeping prices high irregardless of the economy and half of all Americans can't afford to own a house.
But hey Biden says the economy has grown by 3% so...yay?
But hey Biden says the economy has grown by 3% so...yay?
January 26, 2024 at 3:10 AM
So.... Texas is trying to secede, corporations are keeping prices high irregardless of the economy and half of all Americans can't afford to own a house.
But hey Biden says the economy has grown by 3% so...yay?
But hey Biden says the economy has grown by 3% so...yay?
Hitler's long fascination with workhouses and trains gets new scrutiny.
December 23, 2023 at 4:50 AM
Hitler's long fascination with workhouses and trains gets new scrutiny.
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Watching the Biden admin try and thread the “approval rating” needle while navigating their Kissinger memorial and the Israel situation at the same time is going to produce some profoundly Veep material
November 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Watching the Biden admin try and thread the “approval rating” needle while navigating their Kissinger memorial and the Israel situation at the same time is going to produce some profoundly Veep material
My favorite part about tonight is how furious Elon will be that nobody is going to remember his attempt to be a badass today.
November 30, 2023 at 5:09 AM
My favorite part about tonight is how furious Elon will be that nobody is going to remember his attempt to be a badass today.
I wonder if the first person who saw a flying squirrel just freaked the hell out that a fuzzy rat just glided away
August 23, 2023 at 8:42 PM
I wonder if the first person who saw a flying squirrel just freaked the hell out that a fuzzy rat just glided away
Looking longingly at my weather app showing next week will only be in the low 90s
August 18, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Looking longingly at my weather app showing next week will only be in the low 90s
I only like mayonnaise on hot sandwiches.
The hottest of mayonnaises sir.
The hottest of mayonnaises sir.
I think mayonnaise is delicious and there should be a federal law to require it on all sandwiches unless you have a doctor’s note
August 8, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I only like mayonnaise on hot sandwiches.
The hottest of mayonnaises sir.
The hottest of mayonnaises sir.
I was dismissed from a jury because I told them I would never vote for death penalty. Ever.
You can do lots in mania that will get you in trouble or have family disown you. You can lose friends, wind up in altercations with cops, embarrass yourself professionally in ways that have material consequences. Don't know if you speak from experience, but I do & know many others with experience.
August 3, 2023 at 2:29 AM
I was dismissed from a jury because I told them I would never vote for death penalty. Ever.