Ferritus Emeritus
@stephstrikesback.bsky.social
I'm several ferrets in a trench coat.
I used to have this problem with red hair! You can put a towel down or use a shower cap. Or if you're like me and both of those have bad textures, ask room service for a pillowcase and swap it before they come in.
October 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I used to have this problem with red hair! You can put a towel down or use a shower cap. Or if you're like me and both of those have bad textures, ask room service for a pillowcase and swap it before they come in.
Hey that's not fair!
They're also going to tweet about it
They're also going to tweet about it
April 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Hey that's not fair!
They're also going to tweet about it
They're also going to tweet about it
Exactly. I've seen how Houstonians drive when it's 70 degrees and blue skies. I know better than to get on the road if there's a chance of ice
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Exactly. I've seen how Houstonians drive when it's 70 degrees and blue skies. I know better than to get on the road if there's a chance of ice
His die hard dedication to killing Nazis is something we can all aspire to
January 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
His die hard dedication to killing Nazis is something we can all aspire to
Got that villain in a villa vibe
January 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Got that villain in a villa vibe
No I'm literally pudding
January 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
No I'm literally pudding
*sigh* I miss myspace
December 21, 2024 at 5:09 PM
*sigh* I miss myspace
Buddy Cokedealer
December 19, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Buddy Cokedealer
I was wondering what exactly druids drink and this seems on point.
December 15, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I was wondering what exactly druids drink and this seems on point.
Tbf all the transphobes on Twitter tend to blend together
December 12, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Tbf all the transphobes on Twitter tend to blend together
I think we actually talked about it and you pointed out he took the wrong lesson from the books 😂
December 12, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I think we actually talked about it and you pointed out he took the wrong lesson from the books 😂
Had an ex like that. Really into dystopian fiction (Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World etc.). We broke up because he felt Americans should have the right to indefinitely lock up and execute illegal immigrants.
December 12, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Had an ex like that. Really into dystopian fiction (Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World etc.). We broke up because he felt Americans should have the right to indefinitely lock up and execute illegal immigrants.
His singing sounds like he's always on the verge of tears and I don't get the hype
December 12, 2024 at 5:31 PM
His singing sounds like he's always on the verge of tears and I don't get the hype
I was just watching Fall of the House of Usher and thinking in a better world, this would happen to all billionaires.
But literally every zombie movie is anti capitalism.
But literally every zombie movie is anti capitalism.
December 11, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I was just watching Fall of the House of Usher and thinking in a better world, this would happen to all billionaires.
But literally every zombie movie is anti capitalism.
But literally every zombie movie is anti capitalism.
While this was happening I was on the phone with a UHC representative trying to convince them that my mammogram screening for the same cancer that killed my mom was medically necessary. Day 3 of trying to get this done.
I get it.
I get it.
December 4, 2024 at 6:46 PM
While this was happening I was on the phone with a UHC representative trying to convince them that my mammogram screening for the same cancer that killed my mom was medically necessary. Day 3 of trying to get this done.
I get it.
I get it.
damn Blaise stop personally giving Israel weapons
December 3, 2024 at 9:21 PM
damn Blaise stop personally giving Israel weapons
The farts are the joy escaping your body
November 26, 2024 at 2:29 AM
The farts are the joy escaping your body
Imagine thinking a boundary is "moral authority"
November 25, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Imagine thinking a boundary is "moral authority"
You are not entitled to people's time or energy. Blocking is reinforcing that boundary.
November 25, 2024 at 3:16 PM
You are not entitled to people's time or energy. Blocking is reinforcing that boundary.
They'd hog it and also judge your weed.
November 24, 2024 at 8:49 PM
They'd hog it and also judge your weed.
How do people just raw dog buying a car? Just walk into a dealership without doing any previous work and make a huuuuge purchase?
November 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
How do people just raw dog buying a car? Just walk into a dealership without doing any previous work and make a huuuuge purchase?