Stephanie K.
@stephaniek.bsky.social
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Stephanie K.
@stephaniek.bsky.social
· Nov 6
I can't be doing that well in life if I keep getting served ads for freeze dried ramen mix-ins.
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Another resistance quilt finished this week. The eye is my own design, the letters are a fpp pattern by QuiltByNight, the rounded corners and black binding are meant to resemble the phones we the people are using to document the horrors and disprove the government’s lies about what they are doing.
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Another resistance quilt finished this week. The eye is my own design, the letters are a fpp pattern by QuiltByNight, the rounded corners and black binding are meant to resemble the phones we the people are using to document the horrors and disprove the government’s lies about what they are doing.
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Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources
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Lots of compostable pyramid teabag boxes freshly restocked online! Go snap em up, #ThirstyNerds!
www.fridaytea.com/products/box...
www.fridaytea.com/products/box...
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Lots of compostable pyramid teabag boxes freshly restocked online! Go snap em up, #ThirstyNerds!
www.fridaytea.com/products/box...
www.fridaytea.com/products/box...
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Greetings from inside the economic blockade zones of Minneapolis and St Paul! Don’t look away, please. We need you. It’s been a month and they’re trying to destroy us.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Greetings from inside the economic blockade zones of Minneapolis and St Paul! Don’t look away, please. We need you. It’s been a month and they’re trying to destroy us.
I reordered one of my favorite teas from @fridaytea.com - Found Family, which tastes to me like discovering a blackberry patch in the woods.
They've got blends to suit just about every palate, and cozy season's not over yet!
They've got blends to suit just about every palate, and cozy season's not over yet!
Manifesting a bonkers robust sales weekend so we can pay shop & warehouse rent.
Q1 is brutal on indie retail. If you have a friend you haven't introduced to our delicious, ethical, dweeby tea yet, now would be a great time!
Tea shop is open daily from 9:30a-7p
www.fridaytea.com open 24/7!
Q1 is brutal on indie retail. If you have a friend you haven't introduced to our delicious, ethical, dweeby tea yet, now would be a great time!
Tea shop is open daily from 9:30a-7p
www.fridaytea.com open 24/7!
Friday Afternoon Tea
Tasty teas and community events in Seattle's Wallingford neighborhood. Custom blending services available! We offer retail and wholesale bulk tea.
www.fridaytea.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I reordered one of my favorite teas from @fridaytea.com - Found Family, which tastes to me like discovering a blackberry patch in the woods.
They've got blends to suit just about every palate, and cozy season's not over yet!
They've got blends to suit just about every palate, and cozy season's not over yet!
I got a BA in a STEM field and an AAS in an arts field because I am clown.
1. History of Science
2. Pharmacology
3. Anthropology of Fashion
4. Molecular Biology
5. Couture Dressmaking
1. History of Science
2. Pharmacology
3. Anthropology of Fashion
4. Molecular Biology
5. Couture Dressmaking
Tell me about your jobs too, but what are five classes you took in college/high school that stuck with you*
1. War, Military Institutions & Society
2. Aviation (Private/Instrument)
3. Political Theory
4. Differential Equations
5. Behavioral Economics
(my collegiate experience was…eclectic)
1. War, Military Institutions & Society
2. Aviation (Private/Instrument)
3. Political Theory
4. Differential Equations
5. Behavioral Economics
(my collegiate experience was…eclectic)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Marine Biology (we got to go out on a boat!)
2. The History of the Holocaust
3. Logic and Critical Thinking
4. Eastern Religions
5. The French Revolution
1. Marine Biology (we got to go out on a boat!)
2. The History of the Holocaust
3. Logic and Critical Thinking
4. Eastern Religions
5. The French Revolution
February 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I got a BA in a STEM field and an AAS in an arts field because I am clown.
1. History of Science
2. Pharmacology
3. Anthropology of Fashion
4. Molecular Biology
5. Couture Dressmaking
1. History of Science
2. Pharmacology
3. Anthropology of Fashion
4. Molecular Biology
5. Couture Dressmaking
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Janeway and Paris's salamander children are THIRTY today.
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Janeway and Paris's salamander children are THIRTY today.
Dude in shorts at the coffee shop was chatting with the barista about turning 30. I am dust in the wind.
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Dude in shorts at the coffee shop was chatting with the barista about turning 30. I am dust in the wind.
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Those who make whistles impossible make vuvuzelas inevitable
January 27, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Those who make whistles impossible make vuvuzelas inevitable
Dumb musing: I have an early 2000s ski jacket that has labeled interior pockets for a small cell phone and a CD player. The pockets have now circled back around in relevance because you can put a vape and a smartphone in them, respectively.
January 27, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Dumb musing: I have an early 2000s ski jacket that has labeled interior pockets for a small cell phone and a CD player. The pockets have now circled back around in relevance because you can put a vape and a smartphone in them, respectively.
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hobbits are some country ass mutherfuckers man. getting all hopped up on reefer setting off fireworks and shit. the central theory of this story is that the greatest and cruelest army in all history can be defeated by a passel of pothead hillbillies
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
hobbits are some country ass mutherfuckers man. getting all hopped up on reefer setting off fireworks and shit. the central theory of this story is that the greatest and cruelest army in all history can be defeated by a passel of pothead hillbillies
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I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”
Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”
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CDC-funded hep B vaccine study in Africa suspended pending review, officials say
Health officials in Guinea-Bissau say a committee reviewing the controversial study needs more information before it can make a final decision.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/h...
Health officials in Guinea-Bissau say a committee reviewing the controversial study needs more information before it can make a final decision.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/h...
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 PM
CDC-funded hep B vaccine study in Africa suspended pending review, officials say
Health officials in Guinea-Bissau say a committee reviewing the controversial study needs more information before it can make a final decision.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/h...
Health officials in Guinea-Bissau say a committee reviewing the controversial study needs more information before it can make a final decision.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/h...
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
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I don’t mean to over-excite you [lie], but we just did a clearance blitz on summer & fall overstock and there are now ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE TEAS at an auto-20% off in cart online.
This is why your teas are always hella fresh. 🍵🙌 Help us make room?
www.fridaytea.com/collections/...
This is why your teas are always hella fresh. 🍵🙌 Help us make room?
www.fridaytea.com/collections/...
Clearance
Automatic 20% off in cart on these teas while supplies last!
www.fridaytea.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I don’t mean to over-excite you [lie], but we just did a clearance blitz on summer & fall overstock and there are now ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE TEAS at an auto-20% off in cart online.
This is why your teas are always hella fresh. 🍵🙌 Help us make room?
www.fridaytea.com/collections/...
This is why your teas are always hella fresh. 🍵🙌 Help us make room?
www.fridaytea.com/collections/...
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eat this pancake for it is my body, the syrup my blood. the butter is uhhh cerebrospinal fluid
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
eat this pancake for it is my body, the syrup my blood. the butter is uhhh cerebrospinal fluid
Same.
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Same.
I finally got my shit together enough to make snow ice cream.
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I finally got my shit together enough to make snow ice cream.
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When you say Star Trek but mean The Expanse
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
When you say Star Trek but mean The Expanse
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how do I know if i'm in the wrong timeline
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
how do I know if i'm in the wrong timeline
What do you mean I now get a tummy ache from shotgunning black coffee on an empty stomach? Aging is unfair
January 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
What do you mean I now get a tummy ache from shotgunning black coffee on an empty stomach? Aging is unfair
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Copy Editing Matters, from HHS's release on the new childhood vaccine schedule: All the diseases will still be available to anyone who wants them
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Copy Editing Matters, from HHS's release on the new childhood vaccine schedule: All the diseases will still be available to anyone who wants them
Bog witch time
Let’s make 2026 the year of the bog. The world’s most unique and interesting plants, clean water, cooler climate. Bogs deserve our thanks, care, and deep respect. Please join me and love a bog today.
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Bog witch time