stellar
@stellarkoala.bsky.social
i like to talk to my friends.
Big Dad move of the week: Got my son playing Hades and he's hooked ☺️
March 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Big Dad move of the week: Got my son playing Hades and he's hooked ☺️
We're so cracked that it's huge fuckin effort to not buy something from Amazon for one entire day.
February 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We're so cracked that it's huge fuckin effort to not buy something from Amazon for one entire day.
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No one lollygags anymore and I'm sick of that shit. Get your asses out there and lollygag. Lollygag like the wind!
February 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
No one lollygags anymore and I'm sick of that shit. Get your asses out there and lollygag. Lollygag like the wind!
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Rockies #176
"Pitching Pros"
🟡🟢🟢🟡
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
Rockies #176
"Pitching Pros"
🟡🟢🟢🟡
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
February 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Daily Walkoff ⚾️
Rockies #176
"Pitching Pros"
🟡🟢🟢🟡
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
Rockies #176
"Pitching Pros"
🟡🟢🟢🟡
🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀
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Resistance idea: we all turn our mouse pointer speed down as low as it will go.
February 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Resistance idea: we all turn our mouse pointer speed down as low as it will go.
Lol what the fuck
February 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Lol what the fuck
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i’d love to get a cease and desist letter i don’t wanna do shit
January 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i’d love to get a cease and desist letter i don’t wanna do shit
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Here you can see the moment Starship blew up 😱
Credit: x.com/FlyerXT/stat...
Credit: x.com/FlyerXT/stat...
January 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Here you can see the moment Starship blew up 😱
Credit: x.com/FlyerXT/stat...
Credit: x.com/FlyerXT/stat...
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when the instructions to put together some cheap piece of shit furniture is a link to a youtube video instead of a printed diagram enclosed with the item
January 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
when the instructions to put together some cheap piece of shit furniture is a link to a youtube video instead of a printed diagram enclosed with the item
How many different versions of yourself have you lived?
January 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
How many different versions of yourself have you lived?
My therapist cost 165/hour and she helped me understand that it's okay to be who I am.
The world would be a much better place if these men were simply okay being ULTRA WEALTHY losers with no real friends.
The world would be a much better place if these men were simply okay being ULTRA WEALTHY losers with no real friends.
The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off
January 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My therapist cost 165/hour and she helped me understand that it's okay to be who I am.
The world would be a much better place if these men were simply okay being ULTRA WEALTHY losers with no real friends.
The world would be a much better place if these men were simply okay being ULTRA WEALTHY losers with no real friends.
A lot of movie gatekeeping going on here around the holidays. Not a good look.
December 27, 2024 at 6:24 AM
A lot of movie gatekeeping going on here around the holidays. Not a good look.
AI can come for these these great creative minds until they learn to plan a holiday party without using the term "ugly sweater."
December 22, 2024 at 2:04 AM
AI can come for these these great creative minds until they learn to plan a holiday party without using the term "ugly sweater."
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western addresses are all like "3821142 El Creek Springs Creek, Dusty Creek Aggregate Area, CA 91238" and new england addresses are all like "4 Old St, Town, VT 05921"
December 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM
western addresses are all like "3821142 El Creek Springs Creek, Dusty Creek Aggregate Area, CA 91238" and new england addresses are all like "4 Old St, Town, VT 05921"
Why is the "e" like that? Am I missing something?
December 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Why is the "e" like that? Am I missing something?
Years later... I finally started Cyberpunk 2077. Interface and progression are kind of clunky but the atmosphere, music, and abilities are exactly what I had hoped for.
December 16, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Years later... I finally started Cyberpunk 2077. Interface and progression are kind of clunky but the atmosphere, music, and abilities are exactly what I had hoped for.
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can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"
December 10, 2024 at 3:35 PM
can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"
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In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the guy driving the killdozer, who crushes everything that gets in the way of the killdozer
December 6, 2024 at 11:59 AM
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the guy driving the killdozer, who crushes everything that gets in the way of the killdozer
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Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
December 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
Sometimes I forgot that I can be on an app for an entire week and not be subjected to any Elon thoughts. 🙏
December 4, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Sometimes I forgot that I can be on an app for an entire week and not be subjected to any Elon thoughts. 🙏
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Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?
Family (in unison): DUNE!
Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
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inside you are two meals. at least
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 PM
inside you are two meals. at least
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Who else is doing gravy shots today
November 28, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Who else is doing gravy shots today
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My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle.
Me: Like Cornholio?
My pt: Yes.
Me: Like Cornholio?
My pt: Yes.
November 26, 2024 at 12:23 AM
My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle.
Me: Like Cornholio?
My pt: Yes.
Me: Like Cornholio?
My pt: Yes.
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If I were Drake, instead of legally testifying that Kendrick hurt my feelings, I would simply release a single good song.
November 26, 2024 at 1:03 AM
If I were Drake, instead of legally testifying that Kendrick hurt my feelings, I would simply release a single good song.