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Steamed Headcrabs
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NOT IN OUR NAME! 🇵🇸 🕊️
Jewish🕎, Queer🏳️‍🌈, Autistic, proud descendant of Australopithecus🙊

Really into monsters, old monster movies, ancient mythology, paleontology, and furry porn.
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When you meet another Sonic fan
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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incredible work by the Forward who found the one Jew in Greenland so they could work the Jewish angle on the Greenland story

(spoiler alert: he does not want Trump to take over Greenland)
Greenland’s only Jew hears a familiar pattern in Trump’s annexation talk
Paul Cohen, Greenland’s only Jew, explains how Jewish history shapes his response to Trump’s renewed talk of annexing the island.
forward.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington DC
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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They're giving...He-man...pronouns
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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it is true that some Americans waved the flag as they committed unspeakable acts of evil

but other Americans waved that same flag marching into battle against their own former slaveowners

you get to decide who has the legitimate claim
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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i am begging people to understand that "America is ontologically white supremacist" is also the neo-Nazi point of view

stop endorsing their world view
January 22, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Wicky and Janis having lunch.
(2023)
January 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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A reverse handshake meme for “people who are convinced violence effortlessly restores order” and “people who have been in a physical fight”
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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This reminds me of when Roger Waters recently dissed the late Ozzy Osbourne, and no matter how massively important his work esp. with Pink Floyd was, no-one is going to be lining the streets of Cambridge watching *his* hearse go by
the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 AM
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Like what do you all think is going on in the rest of the world? Do you think people fought and just lost? Do you think they didn’t fight at all? Honestly I suspect a lot of what has happened globally is… not different from what is happening here, because people are people everywhere.
January 21, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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What a weird valentine
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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there was a little Ukrainian boy on NPR Morning Edition the other day talking about how he loves trains because he knows when he’s sleeping in the subway train it means he’s safe from the bombs, and I cried on my commute. We are doing so much wrong to those poor people by not helping.
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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It'd be nice if "Trump Says Sometimes You Need a Dictator" was the headline that the US news organizations were running with right now, instead of "Trump won't use force in Greenland."

Yet here we are.
Trump: "Sometimes you need a dictator."
January 21, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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everyone is shocked

abolish

ICE

now
ICE Threw Thousands of Kids in Detention, Many For Longer Than Court-Prescribed Limit

www.themarshallproject.org/2025/12/17/c...
January 21, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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AP News: "Three journalists among 11 Palestinians killed in Israel’s attacks on Gaza."

We are the only voice and means of survival for the Gazans.

Please give to my dear friend Tasneem so she can take care of her family. No amount is too small. And give to others. ❤️

chuffed.org/project/1587...
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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I actually made this last week.
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Our ancestors were dragged here in chains on ships that were mostly not American. Our enslavement began when the United States was a British colony.

We have contended with our enslavers here for centuries, but UK/Europe was the imperial core.

The world did not begin in 1945.
January 21, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Just like many Black Americans, I'm one-quarter "British Isles" without a single post-1865 white ancestor. Black Americans are bidialectal English and AAVE speakers. What our ancestral tongues were, we will never know.

The British Empire did that, and the United States is her rogue daughter.
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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Fixed it! She has her robo arm now! 👍
January 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM