Timmy Samuel
@starbellystudios.bsky.social
Photo/video for live theatre. Founder of Starbelly Studios. Book lover, musician, and audio engineer. The new album from my band Professor Panic is out now on streaming services and Bandcamp. https://professorpanic.bandcamp.com/album/self-titled-debut
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
Hubs: (while wrestling with Xmas tree lights) It’s ok. I can do this without getting stoned, can’t I?
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hubs: (while wrestling with Xmas tree lights) It’s ok. I can do this without getting stoned, can’t I?
Welp. Mom passed yesterday. Weird few weeks culminating in the weirdest of weeks.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Welp. Mom passed yesterday. Weird few weeks culminating in the weirdest of weeks.
Now that it's had it's own chance to sink or swim in the marketplace, here's my Running Man review. It's ...not great. I'm a huge Edgar Wright fan, but this was a misfire, Glen Powell's nakedness notwithstanding. I literally fell asleep in the first act.
That said, Michael Cera is delightful.
That said, Michael Cera is delightful.
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Now that it's had it's own chance to sink or swim in the marketplace, here's my Running Man review. It's ...not great. I'm a huge Edgar Wright fan, but this was a misfire, Glen Powell's nakedness notwithstanding. I literally fell asleep in the first act.
That said, Michael Cera is delightful.
That said, Michael Cera is delightful.
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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Have we stopped mocking the cybertruck? I’ve seen a few more pop up in the wild and damn they are the fricking dumbest thing on wheels.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Have we stopped mocking the cybertruck? I’ve seen a few more pop up in the wild and damn they are the fricking dumbest thing on wheels.
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
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all the Prometheus, Icarus, Palantir, Erebor, etc. shows that none of these guys - none, and it is almost all guys - have actually done the reading
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
all the Prometheus, Icarus, Palantir, Erebor, etc. shows that none of these guys - none, and it is almost all guys - have actually done the reading
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If you do this to me after I'm gone I will fucking haunt you.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If you do this to me after I'm gone I will fucking haunt you.
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the thing that strikes me about this — again, besides it being false — is the venom and disrespect for the people who come here to work and build better lives. they aren’t “servants.”
JD Vance: "Democrats' idea was the way you get more prosperity is that you import more and more low wage servants."
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
the thing that strikes me about this — again, besides it being false — is the venom and disrespect for the people who come here to work and build better lives. they aren’t “servants.”
Oh Bob’s Burgers, I am late to the game, but am thrilled I found you.
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Oh Bob’s Burgers, I am late to the game, but am thrilled I found you.
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
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Fuuuuuuuuck Kim Davis
Good riddance
Good riddance
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Fuuuuuuuuck Kim Davis
Good riddance
Good riddance
I finished “The Staircase in the Woods” by @chuckwendig.bsky.social last night and immediately wanted a sequel. May I offer “The Fireplace in the Woods” as title? No? Well, then.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I finished “The Staircase in the Woods” by @chuckwendig.bsky.social last night and immediately wanted a sequel. May I offer “The Fireplace in the Woods” as title? No? Well, then.
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
Sometimes I wish I could press a button and my entire house would lower into the ground, and giant doors would then slide into place over it, Bond-villain style.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Sometimes I wish I could press a button and my entire house would lower into the ground, and giant doors would then slide into place over it, Bond-villain style.
Progressive, employer, dimensional traveler. This guy is the real deal.
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Progressive, employer, dimensional traveler. This guy is the real deal.
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I feel like we don’t say “fuck Ronald Reagan” enough.
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I feel like we don’t say “fuck Ronald Reagan” enough.
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok, I feel like Old Man Yells At Clouds, but I’ve walked out of two movie theatres this week before the movie started because they slipped a regular ad in between trailers and it is not acceptable. I don’t pay the corporate douches to see ads, I pay to see a movie.
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ok, I feel like Old Man Yells At Clouds, but I’ve walked out of two movie theatres this week before the movie started because they slipped a regular ad in between trailers and it is not acceptable. I don’t pay the corporate douches to see ads, I pay to see a movie.
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Is there a particular kind of bus that’s best for throwing people under?
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Is there a particular kind of bus that’s best for throwing people under?