Stan Mikita's Donut
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Dan Sheridan. Michigander. Southside Chicagoan by birth. Father of three awesome grown-ups. Bears fan. Blackhawks fan. Stosh and Sweetness are my favorites from back in the day. White Sox, too!
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With arms like bookends you can check out a whole shelf from the library in one shot but what the hell do I know, only all of the shit in 613.713 weight training and strength development
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
With arms like bookends you can check out a whole shelf from the library in one shot but what the hell do I know, only all of the shit in 613.713 weight training and strength development
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January 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Bears special teams coordinator Richard Hightower on Soldier Field from Saturday night: “I’ve been in the league 18 years, I’ve never heard anything like that.”
January 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Bears special teams coordinator Richard Hightower on Soldier Field from Saturday night: “I’ve been in the league 18 years, I’ve never heard anything like that.”
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I blocked all political accounts and muted all political terms and now I'm much more relaxed, hang on someone's at the door, hmmm it's a wolf
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I blocked all political accounts and muted all political terms and now I'm much more relaxed, hang on someone's at the door, hmmm it's a wolf
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This chocolate-dipped donut watercolour is up in the shop! www.etsy.com/ca/listing/4...
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
This chocolate-dipped donut watercolour is up in the shop! www.etsy.com/ca/listing/4...
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Occasionally someone on here tries to "Come for me" but I'm simply too old to have online beef. You are a barking chihuahua and I am the silent oak tree (200 years old)
April 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Occasionally someone on here tries to "Come for me" but I'm simply too old to have online beef. You are a barking chihuahua and I am the silent oak tree (200 years old)
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Was going to sign up for my company’s 401k but there’s no way I can run that far.
January 14, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Was going to sign up for my company’s 401k but there’s no way I can run that far.
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Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
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January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
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January 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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“I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
“I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”
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My personal appreciation of the late Glenn Hall. To me, Mr. Goalie was a dear friend who also happened to be a superstar netminder. Glenn's brilliance in goal and his love of his family and his land, combined with his delightful sense of humour, made him a true delight www.nhl.com/news/glenn-h...
Hall earned his well-deserved legacy as 'Mr. Goalie' | NHL.com
Ironman, Hall of Famer, Stanley Cup champion, Vezina Trophy winner had the stories to go with the accomplishments
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January 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
My personal appreciation of the late Glenn Hall. To me, Mr. Goalie was a dear friend who also happened to be a superstar netminder. Glenn's brilliance in goal and his love of his family and his land, combined with his delightful sense of humour, made him a true delight www.nhl.com/news/glenn-h...
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Rest in peace, Mr. Goalie, Glenn Hall. Truly one of a kind. He had a good life, passing at 94, but this still makes me sad. His consecutive game streak will never be broken. Sympathies to his family.
January 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Rest in peace, Mr. Goalie, Glenn Hall. Truly one of a kind. He had a good life, passing at 94, but this still makes me sad. His consecutive game streak will never be broken. Sympathies to his family.
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do you think edgar allan poe would be fun to smoke weed with y/n
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
do you think edgar allan poe would be fun to smoke weed with y/n
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
One of my favorite old timey quotes from my Dad: Go take a shit in your hat
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
One of my favorite old timey quotes from my Dad: Go take a shit in your hat
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"What the f*** are you doing??"
(via Fox CBB)
(via Fox CBB)
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 AM
"What the f*** are you doing??"
(via Fox CBB)
(via Fox CBB)
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I've done the calculations, and a second job will absolutely help me get out of debt by the end of the year, as long as I start no later than March of 2004.
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I've done the calculations, and a second job will absolutely help me get out of debt by the end of the year, as long as I start no later than March of 2004.
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Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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my mouth hangs agape as i watch my wife use her arsenal of tight vocabulary words to weave a rich, complex & devastating tapestry of chores for me to do once i’m done, as she says, farting around.
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
my mouth hangs agape as i watch my wife use her arsenal of tight vocabulary words to weave a rich, complex & devastating tapestry of chores for me to do once i’m done, as she says, farting around.
Suns out print snout
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Suns out print snout
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i have a such a good knock knock joke i can’t wait for y’all to get a load of this one k ready
knock knock
knock knock
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
i have a such a good knock knock joke i can’t wait for y’all to get a load of this one k ready
knock knock
knock knock