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Lara
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What do you call a small mammal that hangs upside down in caves all day?
Pinned
Bluesky is still low down on my “hmm i should check for things to look at” list but i am nominally here
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In case you missed our NYE double issue drop...
Whew, here it is, the last 🪶 @bafflingmag.bsky.social 🪶 issue of the year! A DOUBLE ISSUE on the theme of STRANGE FORMS.

Cover by the incomparable @gnarlyghost.bsky.social

Check it out here:
www.bafflingmag.com/issue-twenty...
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Discovered a new pet peeve this holiday season: when people send you something and they keep asking if it has arrived but they won’t give you the tracking so you have to keep going back and forth 🙄
December 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Featuring my story “The Only Piece Left,” which is about rare books, dead robots, and what inevitably gets lost via the slow march of time. Also how many jokes I can fit in a thousand words.
Whew, here it is, the last 🪶 @bafflingmag.bsky.social 🪶 issue of the year! A DOUBLE ISSUE on the theme of STRANGE FORMS.

Cover by the incomparable @gnarlyghost.bsky.social

Check it out here:
www.bafflingmag.com/issue-twenty...
December 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Just signed contract with @adventitiouswords.bsky.social to publish my wife’s favorite short story of mine, which is also a (heavily revised) version of the story that got me writing shorter work again. It is about a prison break, Io, sulfur, and solidarity.
December 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Saw someone talk about materials literacy and I can’t stop thinking about it. Its the thing that has made people believe all tshirts are the same and should be $5
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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You’ll be happy to know I’m the one who’s written of your body’s superlative afflictions (congrats btw) (also I wrote one of the ghost eroticas).
Our new zine bundle features stories about what thousands of lab mice get up to at night, a last-of-its-kind bat's death quest, the upsetting world record your body (yes, YOURS) is breaking right now, and one person's mission to seduce a ghost for answers.
www.cursedmorselspress.com/product/curs...
Cursed Morsels Zine Bundle (Issues #11 through 15) - Physical | Cursed Morsels Press
Five excellent zines featuring fiction and poetry by talented horror and Weird fiction writers.Issue #11 - Liminal Workplaces: pieces by Chris Scott, Jacob Dallas-Main, Ute Orgassa, and G.T. KorbinIss...
www.cursedmorselspress.com
June 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Orders for our new zine bundle are live! We've got stories about a grocery store cashier who might not even be real, a last-of-its-kind bird's final stand, a record-breaking human caviar harvest, an office worker's justifiably violent fantasies, and a new ghost's first ectogasm.

Links in next post.
June 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My coworkers are talking about the mbti first thing in the morning and im having to keep my mouth shut about it -_- i hate that coworker behavior meme but like. Coworker behavior
May 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Colossal squid captured on camera!!

Amazing work by @drmtaylor.bsky.social and team.

🧪🌊🦑

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Colossal squid filmed by scientists for first time in ocean
Stunned scientists say the extremely rare squid can weigh up to 500kg (1,100lb).
www.bbc.co.uk
April 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Out at dinner last night was trying to explain aranchi to my spouse and described them as italian fried onigiri. Perhaps not a valid description but we did order them and they were delicious
April 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I've said this before: I understand it can feel overwhelming to be an activist but one of the absolute easiest ways to do it is to stop giving money to a person who has made it their loud and public mission to erase a group of people just trying to live their lives
April 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Reminder that AI chatbots are mostly wrong or inaccurate most of the time.
Don't use them to search informations, or references, because you will be deceived.

www.cjr.org/tow_center/w...
April 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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*working in pediatrics ER*

me: …and what brings you here today?

kid:

mom: go on honey you can tell the doctor

kid: i keep eating cookies till i throw up

mom: ok for the record that’s not why we are here but that is a problem
April 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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We're getting word of a potential new Groverhaus situation, and we're monitoring it very closely
April 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Random pet peeve but i hate when people say now here’s an example of non-toxic masculinity and its just something people of any genders can do
April 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Happy birthday to the down with cis bus
April 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I think its a bummer having to switch social media bc your main one is exploding but such is life. Probably better to remain unattached
April 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bluesky is still low down on my “hmm i should check for things to look at” list but i am nominally here
April 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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If you'd like to get in on our newest novella series as well as a short story collection from Christopher Caldwell, we'd love for you to check out our latest crowdfund at Kickstarter!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...
The Neon Hemlock Novella Series | Volume Six
Novellas and a short story collection from “the apex of queer speculative fiction publishing” —Publishers Weekly
www.kickstarter.com
April 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Finally! The Official Detective Beebo: Night at the Mansion game trailer. A free itch.io game for Windows, Linux and MacOS
youtu.be/zM1y5HP2l_U?...
Detective Beebo: Night at the Mansion - Game Trailer
YouTube video by Blobbers
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December 3, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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What makes a great street? Bill Lindeke says it's a combination of having been built for public transit in the pre-automobile era — followed by "benign neglect" leaving them unscathed as other streets were overhauled to serve auto oriented uses.
A secret sauce for the best Twin Cities streets: geography, neglect
In Minneapolis and St. Paul, the dense, mixed-use history of streetcar routes also played a key historical role in walkability and vibrancy.
www.minnpost.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM