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Taiga. they/he, disabled. Not safe for actual work but never explicit. I love guys in rubber suits. 腐人.
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if you or somebody you know is watching kamen rider blade, hi
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He is just investigating to find out what happened here
Proud. 🏆 Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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#KAMENRIDER
improper capsem use 💤🏍️
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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The SRW Y dlc is good
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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It's honestly a miracle when a game even gets out of preproduction. When the creator of one of the last decade's biggest hits is having stuff get canned before announcement, just imagine what it's like for everyone else
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Kamen Rider x Super Sentai x Space Sheriffs: Super Hero Taisen Z
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Announcing my new project, Rigmarole! 💙🐈✨

A point-and-click adventure visual novel about a NY-Italian gyaru and her fruity mahjong buddies driving across the country to go snatch back her Nonna's cat from her gay homophobe rock star cousin!

priro.itch.io/rigmarole
This one's gonna be a wild ride.
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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this is that resident evil bath tub with the key in the bottom and when you unplug the drain a zombie walks up behind you.
i mixed two bath bombs together and it turned the bath the color of sewage water. quite awesome!
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Earl update: upgrading my ram
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Saddest post of 2025.
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Based on the deepl translation of an actual tweet by Mr. Ibuki himself #KamenRider #KamenRiderHibiki
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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This rules, this is the way to name a kid. Stop all the bullshit with baby name gurus and just pick the two movies you went to last, pick two characters in those movies. Boom you’ve got a kid named Zora Galactus, you were never gonna pick a name that good Hollywood did it for you.
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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"Tachibana-san why are you WATCHING" happening in the FIRST EPISODE is crazyyyyyyy
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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i just dont know
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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oh, to be a shark chewing on transoceanic fiber optic cables
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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me in the pussy if i’m being completely honest
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Rest assured, this is the third or fourth time we have tried to reboot Gavan, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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cina won't be laughing when 3 years from now they announce super megabeast investigator jaspion infinity
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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"he wanted to avoid the embarrassment of 'overpaying' the studio" WEEEEE HAVE GOOOOT TO STAAAART KILLING CEOOOOOOSSSSSSSS
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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それじゃ先月完結した『花と銀』の最終話でも読んでって!
『花と銀』最終話です。いよいよ。とうとう。ようやくここに至りました!
ここまで読んでくださったみなさんありがとうございました!!
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November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
important hell diet update: i weight roughly as much as i did when i first moved north almost exactly 14 years ago 🦾🐏
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM